Yes, Jack is actually a tulip.

The part of you that is full of ?

Yes, it's my sphincter.

Elryn tells you, "My friend, thankyou... I can't think of any greater gift you
could have given me."

Thanks again, Soll

I had to die to get em, but I love em. They'll be living in my shop for eternity...

EDIT: Shorlen's got to be one of the coolest people in Lusternia right now.

I feel happy, I didn't die horribly to Shorlen this time.

You're learning

I was so happy that people weren't being dumb in that FFA. I started each fight with my standard cheap newbie-killing trick, and it didn't work on anyone this time

Me neither. I think. I hate combat againt none warriors. So elaborate I never know if I did well or played right into them.

You should've met me in the arena. I was looking through ABs and making macros and stuff half the time I was there.

You hit me as I was casting effects, and my system lagged a second, so my timing was off and I had to cast them again. That's why I was just sitting there at first, doing nothing Druids are just hard to deal with, especially the dreamweaver kind. You weren't curing narcolepsy though, which would have really helped. I also didn't notice you sipping allheale when blacked out, which would have helped some, since I'm a blackoutwhore. You also weren't using love potion, which would have helped with the demesne some. Though, if you are using love potion, you can't also use allheale to cure blackout, since you'll cure lovepotion first, so you have to choose which you consider more important against a dreamweaver.

Of course, some of that might have been Tamri, I was fighting you two too close together to remember who was who

This is what killed you though:
dreamcast hallucination nerra You begin to struggle free of your entanglement.
You just need some illusion protection in your system.


Thats how you learn

Someone had way too much fun making the High affliction. I Absynthe. (Though it only works if I hit Absynth!)

You mustn't have been around when Hiriako and Dinoniel and I were doing rounds of absynthe. That stuff is freaky, reminds me of the weed smoking in Aetolia, but with better ASCI.

Two vials on me. And only Gelo and me so far drinking em!

Two vials should last you forever, I swear. One sip is good to keep you for at least 10 minutes.

You furiously play an iridescent silver lyre, letting the crescendo build and
build until the instrument beneath your hands begins to grow warm. Finally, you
release the sound with a dramatic flourish and feel a deep link between yourself
and an iridescent silver lyre.

The body of the lyre has been constructed from silver into the form of
Raziela, the Loving Radiance. Head adorned with a circlet of roses that
flow into her ringlet curles, Her youthful eyes appear to gaze toward
the heavens with a bright daisy fashioned from emerald clasped in Her
hands. The gown that outfits her young body flows to form the other half
of the lyre inset with tiny diamonds. Seven strings are strung about the
lyre to give it its musical properties.
It has 91 months of usefulness left.
It bears the distinctive mark of Lysandus, Aesthete of Cantors.
There is a fist-shaped sigil firmly attached.
This is your bonded instrument.

The cudgel is a long length of gnarled wood, smoothed by weather and age. One end is bulbous and knotted, then tapers down to a rounded end. Sketched lightly on the wood are mystic symbols that glow softly with an emerald light.
It has 2 months of usefulness left.
It weighs about 10 pounds.
It bears the distinctive mark of Kalas Dylara Mes'ard, Stag Attendant.
It is imbued with 100% esteem.


First time Ive ever done that.

I had a smithing design contest set up.

I had nine very, very good entries. Only two of them might not make it out the bat, and even then it would only take a few snips and they can be set up without too much hassle.

Yay for people participating.

A friend of mine drew a picture for my Christmas present. I may have noticed it a bit late, but I feel loved.

Hiri found a ton of mercury for me today!

I got dumped by my girlfriend a couple of weeks ago. HOWever I ran into a girl at the new years party, and we got talking, and one thing led to another, and we humped like pigs... well, we didn't go quite that far, but suffice to say I'm chirpier than usual.