NOTHING MATTERS BUT SHEDDING!

And on a non-dick note, congratulations.

And on an added dick note, I wonder if his Zap will be scooting around and rubbing his butt on the carpet until there's enough static electricity in the shed fur that he can lump it together in a ball and hurl it across the basin at people?

I had a similar idea for Ashteru's zap. Well, similar in that it involved static electricity; dissimilar in that I don't think I'm allowed to post it without a warning.

Edit: And a rave of my own:

POLITICS OF THE GREAT COLLECTIVE OF GLOMDORING
Dark Seneschal: Veyda
Divine Patron: Viravain
Shadow Court: Jayden, Geran, Yeralih, and Diamante
Political Structure: Commercial
Governance Style: Despotic
Spheres of influence: Acknor, Angkrag, and Dairuchi (3)

Never seen Glomdoring with that many villages before.

I might give you some small amount of credit, but I already got that joke like 4 times between ascending and now.

Also, Lachesis called me a newbie, which is far wittier than any of that.

As for my zap, I asked Ialie for permission to use a lovely one which will hopefully be approved soon!

Yeah, if we throw out another furrikin and dick related comment someone might get uppity.

Congrats, Nejii! You've definitely spent long enough working for it. Well done!

My rave: *has more strength and cons*

Oh yeah, congratulations!

I'd hold your rave and see how you measure up against his human stats.

Well, but then he can't claim he is a furrikin demigod any more, so it's a win/win situation.

We all know he was Human anyway. First Furrikin demigod my foot.

Lol, you can only claim that if you are not a changeling and get demigod as a furrikin heh. On the other hand, if he sheds all over the Havens, Aesyra will be killing him back down to Newton, so look forward to it!

Psh, whatever I have now is irrelevant, it's the fact I got it as a furrikin that matters.

No. Its whatever you earned the majority of your experience towards it that matters. And i'm betting that would be human.

Well, I'm the one that got here, so I get to say what the relevant factor is! *thwap*

So Viravain is the one who gets to decide whether or not the Wyrd is Taint-Free, right, since she made it, and she gets to decide what the relevant factor is?

Nope!

Then you are deemed an ordinary mechanic-abusing human demigod just like almost everybody else.

...nope.

Denial. Its so cute.

Whatever. I just remember winning this argument last time and not wanting to go over it again. Stop trying to take my accomplishment away from me!