Most of the time I'm stuck being a lock dps slave on raids...

Pshaw, its ok with my guild if I hop on my shadow priest for a raid or two to get an item I need. (anathema/benediction ftw)

Me: So guys, were liek, doing AQ40 tonight huh?
Guild: Yeah bitch, no shadow priest for you this time!
Me: But but but..!!
Guild: DAMMIT, NO SHADOW PRIEST
Me: You fewls. Dont you know AQ40 gear is going to be pointless when BC hits? Just let me come on my fucking priest you asshole noobs.
Guild: Ugh...FINE /collective sigh
Me: kekeke

Me: Ok guys buff up
Shadowpriest: Can we go shadowform for this?
Me: No
Shadowpriest: Can I roll on dps gear?
Me: No
Shadowpriest: qq

I stopped being able to understand this thread after the first page.

Thats what I get for playing War3, reading all the books and mythos, but never actually playing WoW. Heh.

I can imagine murph being "one of those" guild leaders...

on bosses, you might hear him on vent going:

"ok guys. light dps"
"dps a little harder..."
"ok dps dps dps"
"burn her down, dps, I know you got more than this!!!"

^^

I'd so verbally smack you if I were in one raiding guild with you.


Also, I need anti-mage tactics as an arms warrior. I just did a pathetic battle against 'em. Maybe I'm just tired (1:30 AM here). Fug.

Cuber. Do you want to be able to win every combat situation your in (or have a chance to)? Do you want to get out of the rock paper scissors loop? Roll either a warlock, priest (once you go shadow you never go back :>) or a mage. You will continue to be someone's bitch until you do otherwise. I know you've been probably been playing your little level 50 warrior for what you think is a long time and having little noob duels in Ungoro or something, but trust me, re-roll now! You need alot of insane gear to be a great warrior. The amount of time needed to get these things just doesn't make it worth it.

Easymode.

Real men swing weapons.

I lol at you stick-swingers.

Some people never learn.

At least I don't refuse to heal when I could've.

Details: the MC Raiders song from the Illegal Danish movie (or any other Dementia-Myndflame movie, like Zinwrath).

That was a joke. You seriously think I go on raids not healing in shadowform? Lol @ the nub o-o

We're MC raiders.. We. Aint. Got. Noo llliiiiifeee

Mage? Welcome to getting owned badly by Warlocks, Priests, and Druids. Soon to be Rogues too in BC.

OI!

Stop being such a newbletasaurus. Ever been crit for over 3k by a mage? Mages have the most damage-dealing potential out of any class. They can kite like mother effers, and can silence people like a bad Maury show. Unlike warlocks, they do not need to prepare for encounters vs specific classes by whiping out certain pets (and using soul shards. Warlock with out shards = usually screwed).

I admit, rogues do look scary in BC with that new invincibility talent. "look at me I 90% chance have to totally own you and theres nothing you can do about it LOLZ"

o-o

Ever been crit for 1300 from a lock while he has three dots and fear on you? While his pet can spell lock you and eat your buffs, or remove frost nova and any other debuff we can hand out?

I can crit for way more than 1300 ^^ (try 2k shadowbolts). Also, mages can dispel most dots. The felhunter can be a problem, as you suggest, but remember, its all about silencing me more than I can silence you (when your a mage vs warlock) Once you level up your mage to sixty it evens out alot. Mages are one of the funnest all-around classes to play. Dont get discouraged just because warlocks are wierd.

Actually, one of the only ways I can beat a completly uber epic'd mage is to seduce kite. Mages are great!

We can dispel CoA. Everything else means us burning Ice Block. A five minute cooldown is our only counter to Corruption and Immolate.

And yeah, I estimated on the low end; that was from a random 50 something lock in STV.

In other news: Where the hell are my druids? We're short on tanks and warriors, we'd love druids. Roll a druid on Lightninghoof and join us!

"Hit it like you mean it"

"More dots"

"Blow cooldowns get this bitch DOWN NOW"

"Why the hell aren't there more dots, priests SWP now"

Etc, i get excited. I do say nice things to people once we actually win though, positive re-incofrcement for the win.

Also, if you're a dagger rogue and you're any good you can currently nail a mage, even if you are pve dagger spec. (I do it all the time, escape arist, imp srpint, vanish, imp kick and blind ftw vs mages)

And it's only getting worse after the expansion. Harder time vs casters, rogues got CoS to screw us totally. At least we'll still have an advantage against warriors.