We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute.

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.

Here is your dose of humor...


A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.
B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward it to friends and family and co-workers.

Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you , so they know you participated.

And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer!


The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

So:-

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first
name:

a = snickle

b = doombah

c = goober

d = cheesey

e = crusty

f = greasy

g = dumbo

h = farcus

i = dorky

j = doofus

k = funky

l = boobie

m = sleezy

n = sloopy

o = fluffy

p = stinky

q = slimy

r = dorfus

s = snooty

t = tootsie

u = dipsy

v = sneezy

w = liver

x = skippy

y = dink y

z = zippy


2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:


a = dippin

b = feather

c = batty

d = burger

e = chicken

f = barffy

g = lizard

h = waffle

i = farkle

j = monkey

k = flippin

l = fricken

m = bubble

n = rhino

o = potty

p = hamster

q = buckle

r = gizzard

s = lickin

t = snickle

u = chuckle

v = pickle

w = hubble

x = dingle

y = gorilla

z = girdle


3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:


a = butt

b = boob

c = face

d = nose

e = hump

f = breath

g = pan ts

h = shorts

i = lips

j = honker

k = head

l = tush

m = chunks

n = dunkin

o = brains

p = biscuits

q = toes

r = doodle

s = fanny

t = sniffer

u = sprinkles

v = frack

w = squirt

x = humperdinck

y = hiney

z = juice


Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.


And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day

Boobie Chuckledoodle

Farcus Gizzardlips

Dude.


I am Tootsie Pottyboob.

Sleezy Farkletush.

Cheesey Gizzardbutt

Sloopy Gizzardhump

hehe ~ Tootsie Dippinchunks

Dorfus Frickenfanny

My RL New Name: Dorky Gizzardhump.

My Character's New Name: Crusty *Pending*

Okay, what sounds better? Gorky Hardbottom, or his new name, Dorfus Dippindoodle.

I got Dorky, then chicken, and I'm like great... I'm going to be chickenbutt... but no, I got Dorky ChickenFanny... so much better. *phew*

Snotty Pootysquirt...

Doombah Rhinobutt (birthname)
Dorfus Wafflebrains (taken name)

Dorfus Wafflebrains

Goober Gizzardbutt.

That's me in a nutshell.

Doombah Gizzardnose.

New player name: Fluffy Gizzardsprinkles.
New character name: Pickle Lickinbutt. Poor Gav.

Kharaen Attai's name ends up being Snickle Snicklesniffer

I cannot be known as Snooty Farkledunkin, how can I show my face in public now

Fluffy Farkleface.....