Ixion2006-11-30 11:35:28
QUOTE(Aiakon @ Nov 29 2006, 07:05 AM) 358174
Name + suffix: Lord Dung, Master of Excrement
Description: Wrapped in voluminous robes of many-coloured fae poo, Lord Dung's visage is hidden to mortal sight. A thick aura of purple fumes and angry flies surrounds him, and his very presence is a laxative. On his hands he wears the iron probing gloves of proctology, and on his feet, engraved steel waders.
Shout: Your bowels constrict and your spinchter dilates as Lord Dung's deep farting voice intones, "POO FOR ME, PETTY MORTALS."
Room description thing; Lord Dung, Master of Excrement stands here, wrapped in a miasma of putrid fumes and buzzing flies.
Weapon of choice: Semi-conscious winged turd elementals, and a flock of cunning pigeons trained in the art of accurate turd bombing.
And let's not forget when I enter a room: Reflexively you vomit your luncheon as a miasma of putrid fumes and seeping sewage coalesces into Lord Dung, Master of Excrement.
Aiakon.
Aiakon2006-11-30 12:28:04
humph
Gandal2006-11-30 22:10:38
I'd be Dragh, the Fire Lord, griefer among the gods, zapping random people
Nico2006-11-30 22:16:38
QUOTE(Aiakon @ Nov 30 2006, 06:32 AM) 358476
Priapus, Lord of the Phallus
Sadly I am at work and too busy to invent my desc, so for your edification and education, I attach this link:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Priapus_Fresco.jpg
I believe he is weighing it.
My eyes
Noola2006-11-30 22:20:23
Bhiele2006-11-30 22:49:00
QUOTE(Aiakon @ Nov 30 2006, 11:32 AM) 358476
Priapus, Lord of the Phallus
Sadly I am at work and too busy to invent my desc, so for your edification and education, I attach this link:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Priapus_Fresco.jpg
I believe he is weighing it.
I think he is going to tinkle on that fruit.
Nepthysia2006-11-30 22:51:28
ROFL... I'm gonna see Aiakon as the poopsmith now every time... -sniff- Damnit Ixion!!!
Tehehe... I love doing junk like this.. just dont have the patience right now
Tehehe... I love doing junk like this.. just dont have the patience right now
Unknown2006-11-30 23:14:04
Name the Summoner (for mortals) Raven (for Immortals)
Description She is a radiant immortal and is shrouded by a long, black cloak. Thick waves of raven colored hair fall from the cloaks hood to hang just below where one might think the knees were. Pale hands, appear from the cloak's interior, holding a wicked looking sycthe and a slender, silvery colored flute. Glinting eyes peer out from the dark of the hood, and a pale face can be barely made out. She is wearing a dark, ankle-length cloak of midnight hue. She is wielding a curved scythe with symbolistic runes and a worn, silver flute.
Room Description Surrounded by various animals, the Summoner awaits here.
Enter Creatures within the area suddenly raise their heads and voice a greeting as the Summoner appears.
Exit Raising her flute, the Summoner plays a tune that is unheard by mortal and vanishes.
Shout Silence reigns from the animal kingdom as the Summoner's voice echoes around the basin, "Blah Blah blah."
Weapons Flute and a Scythe.
Entrance into Mortal Perception All manner of creatures raise their voices in praise as the Summoner enters mortal perception.
Symbol A black wolf laying beside a stallion of ash-gray that is standing with its neck arched. Both have icy blue eyes.
Description She is a radiant immortal and is shrouded by a long, black cloak. Thick waves of raven colored hair fall from the cloaks hood to hang just below where one might think the knees were. Pale hands, appear from the cloak's interior, holding a wicked looking sycthe and a slender, silvery colored flute. Glinting eyes peer out from the dark of the hood, and a pale face can be barely made out. She is wearing a dark, ankle-length cloak of midnight hue. She is wielding a curved scythe with symbolistic runes and a worn, silver flute.
Room Description Surrounded by various animals, the Summoner awaits here.
Enter Creatures within the area suddenly raise their heads and voice a greeting as the Summoner appears.
Exit Raising her flute, the Summoner plays a tune that is unheard by mortal and vanishes.
Shout Silence reigns from the animal kingdom as the Summoner's voice echoes around the basin, "Blah Blah blah."
Weapons Flute and a Scythe.
Entrance into Mortal Perception All manner of creatures raise their voices in praise as the Summoner enters mortal perception.
Symbol A black wolf laying beside a stallion of ash-gray that is standing with its neck arched. Both have icy blue eyes.
Shirath2006-12-01 23:43:37
QUOTE(Aiakon @ Nov 30 2006, 12:32 PM) 358476
Priapus, Lord of the Phallus
Sadly I am at work and too busy to invent my desc, so for your edification and education, I attach this link:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Priapus_Fresco.jpg
I believe he is weighing it.
-blink- FTW!! I've seen that fresco for real! It's in this old ruined building in Pompeji! I was there with school last month. There was this whole group of japanese tourists swarming in front of the doorway from which you could see it... All of them were making pictures
I recall it being on the wall of some rich dude's villa (In the foyer/reception room), and he obviously was rather proud of his dingdong
-goes to put picture up as Desktop- -innocent-
Elostian2006-12-02 09:51:02
It's actually an ancient version of a carricature, as having an oversized member was concidered to be extremely unappealing and unwanted in this time. (Just like large breasts were thought ugly)
Aiakon2006-12-02 11:09:19
QUOTE(Elostian @ Dec 2 2006, 09:51 AM) 359163
It's actually an ancient version of a carricature, as having an oversized member was concidered to be extremely unappealing and unwanted in this time. (Just like large breasts were thought ugly)
It's interesting how these things swing back and forth over the centuries. I had no idea that large penises were so disliked, but I certainly knew Priapus was a figure of fun... how interesting, in any case.
Bhiele2006-12-02 21:52:04
QUOTE(Aiakon @ Dec 2 2006, 11:09 AM) 359165
It's interesting how these things swing back and forth over the centuries. I had no idea that large penises were so disliked, but I certainly knew Priapus was a figure of fun... how interesting, in any case.
Hahahahaha. There are so many wicked things I want to say. Would you want that thing poking at you?
Aiakon2006-12-02 23:38:01
QUOTE(Bhiele @ Dec 2 2006, 09:52 PM) 359272
Hahahahaha. There are so many wicked things I want to say. Would you want that thing poking at you?
Well I suppose it depends on where.
Arix2006-12-02 23:42:28
QUOTE
It's interesting how these things swing back and forth over the centuries. I had no idea that large penises were so disliked, but I certainly knew Priapus was a figure of fun... how interesting, in any case.
interesting choice of words
Unknown2006-12-03 00:01:10
Name Lord Darahl - Bringer of Light , Bane of Evil, Lord of Honour and Valour
Description He is a sight to behold. This immortal is tall and dressed in white tunic, white trousers, white boots, with a white cloak that can be a cape also.
His white hair goes down to his shoulders, yet his skin is the smoothest of the Gods.
Room Description Surrounded in a bright, white light, Lord Darahl awaits here.
Enter In a blinding white light, here comes the Bringer of Light has come.
Exit In an instant, the blinding white light leaves the place with it the Bringer of Light.
Shout Silence reigns through out the Basin of Life as the Bringer of Light yells through out the Basin: "Hello to all of you, may evil fall on this day and may you all have sweets right before you fight evil."
Weapons Sword of Light, Sword of Honour
Entrance into the Realms: Silence all mortal beings, for the Bringer of Light has come to bring his punishment on evil.
Symbol A white Dragon in flight.
Yep this is mine. So all of evil should look out than
Description He is a sight to behold. This immortal is tall and dressed in white tunic, white trousers, white boots, with a white cloak that can be a cape also.
His white hair goes down to his shoulders, yet his skin is the smoothest of the Gods.
Room Description Surrounded in a bright, white light, Lord Darahl awaits here.
Enter In a blinding white light, here comes the Bringer of Light has come.
Exit In an instant, the blinding white light leaves the place with it the Bringer of Light.
Shout Silence reigns through out the Basin of Life as the Bringer of Light yells through out the Basin: "Hello to all of you, may evil fall on this day and may you all have sweets right before you fight evil."
Weapons Sword of Light, Sword of Honour
Entrance into the Realms: Silence all mortal beings, for the Bringer of Light has come to bring his punishment on evil.
Symbol A white Dragon in flight.
Yep this is mine. So all of evil should look out than
Unknown2006-12-03 01:15:04
Name: Hirce
Title: none
Description:
They are Radiant Immortals and are a hoard of monsterous creatures. Stingers, fingers, claws, gaping maws, wings, spiderlike things, and armoured hides seem to be common themes. Their are hundreds of thousands of them, each unique, meaty puppets of the Elder God Hirce. Out of many sprout bulbous tumors and extra limbs. In Their presenses a omonius green cloud of spores chokes the air and fungi sprout from the earth only to be devoured. They are completly naked.
Room Description: A swarm of horrid beasts stand here, puppets of the Elder God Hirce.
Enter: Flying, burrowing or stampeding in from the $direction, The Hirce arrive.
Exit: With a massive rumble, The Hirce rush out to the $direction
Shout: Buzzing voices all around you say, "Blah."
Weapons: None. They will crush/sting/infest your skull with mushrooms/eat you.
Entrance into Mortal Perception: A bloodcurdling screem chill the Basin as, the Hirce enter mortal perception.
Symbol: A purple mushroom with a single grey locust on top of it.
I would make random Demon Lord sized monsters in the middle of nowhere to eat things. Also reward anyone that can beat them in single combat with a Turefavor a maybe a free pet. A glutton who make famines, a raging monster that is a master stratigst.
Title: none
Description:
They are Radiant Immortals and are a hoard of monsterous creatures. Stingers, fingers, claws, gaping maws, wings, spiderlike things, and armoured hides seem to be common themes. Their are hundreds of thousands of them, each unique, meaty puppets of the Elder God Hirce. Out of many sprout bulbous tumors and extra limbs. In Their presenses a omonius green cloud of spores chokes the air and fungi sprout from the earth only to be devoured. They are completly naked.
Room Description: A swarm of horrid beasts stand here, puppets of the Elder God Hirce.
Enter: Flying, burrowing or stampeding in from the $direction, The Hirce arrive.
Exit: With a massive rumble, The Hirce rush out to the $direction
Shout: Buzzing voices all around you say, "Blah."
Weapons: None. They will crush/sting/infest your skull with mushrooms/eat you.
Entrance into Mortal Perception: A bloodcurdling screem chill the Basin as, the Hirce enter mortal perception.
Symbol: A purple mushroom with a single grey locust on top of it.
I would make random Demon Lord sized monsters in the middle of nowhere to eat things. Also reward anyone that can beat them in single combat with a Turefavor a maybe a free pet. A glutton who make famines, a raging monster that is a master stratigst.
Unknown2006-12-03 07:02:52
As promised in my last post, here's my Elder God's HELP file.
Of all the Elder Gods, Felix of the Silver Blades is one of the youngest in both appearance and age. Before the Soulless came, Felix was a squire to Terentia, the Even Bladed, and a close friend to Fain of the Red Masque. When the time for war came, and Fain betrayed the other Elders, Felix was torn between His friendship with Fain, and his loyalty to Terentia, another friend, and mentor. He was torn, literally, in two by this decision. Being a young and somewhat unstable Elder at the time, he inadvertantly created a copy of Himself... Whether He was split, or was 'copied' is not fully known, what is known is that this copy, is the total opposite of Him. Felix is one to enjoy everything, has a good sense of humor, and prefers to think stratagy before fighting, His evil 'copy', Aratana of the Obsidian Blades is the total opposite. She is bloodthirsty, one Who loves to rush into battle, lustful, treacherous, cruel and everything that Felix is not. So in a sense, Felix followed both His mentor and His friend. For reasons which are unknown, Aratana and Felix have such a deep hatred for each other, it's amazing that either of Them lived to return to the Basin, as it is believed that the two fought many times during the time in which all of the surving Elders fled to the Void.
One mystery that surrounds both Aratana and Felix is that at times, one can exhibit characteristics of the Other in full swing. At times, Felix may seem the calm, gentle, friendly Elder that He is, and the next moment can be identical to Aratana, and be rash, vicious and even go as far as to foresake Terentia and follow Fain, only to return to His regular self as if nothing happened. The reasons behind this make both Elders quite a mystery to Their fellow Elders.
Of all the Elder Gods, Felix of the Silver Blades is one of the youngest in both appearance and age. Before the Soulless came, Felix was a squire to Terentia, the Even Bladed, and a close friend to Fain of the Red Masque. When the time for war came, and Fain betrayed the other Elders, Felix was torn between His friendship with Fain, and his loyalty to Terentia, another friend, and mentor. He was torn, literally, in two by this decision. Being a young and somewhat unstable Elder at the time, he inadvertantly created a copy of Himself... Whether He was split, or was 'copied' is not fully known, what is known is that this copy, is the total opposite of Him. Felix is one to enjoy everything, has a good sense of humor, and prefers to think stratagy before fighting, His evil 'copy', Aratana of the Obsidian Blades is the total opposite. She is bloodthirsty, one Who loves to rush into battle, lustful, treacherous, cruel and everything that Felix is not. So in a sense, Felix followed both His mentor and His friend. For reasons which are unknown, Aratana and Felix have such a deep hatred for each other, it's amazing that either of Them lived to return to the Basin, as it is believed that the two fought many times during the time in which all of the surving Elders fled to the Void.
One mystery that surrounds both Aratana and Felix is that at times, one can exhibit characteristics of the Other in full swing. At times, Felix may seem the calm, gentle, friendly Elder that He is, and the next moment can be identical to Aratana, and be rash, vicious and even go as far as to foresake Terentia and follow Fain, only to return to His regular self as if nothing happened. The reasons behind this make both Elders quite a mystery to Their fellow Elders.
Morgfyre2006-12-05 08:15:19
Pffft. If you're going to play this game you need to get with the program and at least tell us which of the Seven Circles your Elder God belongs to! Are you a Leader, Warrior, Meditator, Artist, Thinker, Awakener, or Creator?
Elostian2006-12-05 08:31:16
Said the pot to the kettle.
Aiakon2006-12-05 11:20:39
Lord Dung, Master of Excrement is... of course, an artist.
While Lord Priapus, Divine Lord of Copulation is an 'awakener' - An awakener of lust and animal instinct.
While Lord Priapus, Divine Lord of Copulation is an 'awakener' - An awakener of lust and animal instinct.