If you were an Elder God(dess)

by Unknown

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Morgfyre2006-12-05 15:12:33
QUOTE(Elostian @ Dec 5 2006, 02:31 AM) 360014

Said the pot to the kettle.


We all know that players adore and want to be just like me, but alas, Morgfyre is the only Elder God without a Circle. Besides, I traded in the Circle for some tentacles a long time ago.

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Shorlen2006-12-05 15:17:05
QUOTE(Morgfyre @ Dec 5 2006, 10:12 AM) 360080
We all know that players adore and want to be just like me, but alas, Morgfyre is the only Elder God without a Circle. Besides, I traded in the Circle for some tentacles a long time ago.

Panic.gif

Elostian doesn't have one either, being the melding of a third and fifth circle god dry.gif
Xavius2006-12-05 15:22:58
Priapus jokes are better with Priapus info!

It's not just as bad as your perverted imaginations have concocted. It's worse. That takes talent. Kudos to the Greeks.
Aiakon2006-12-05 15:59:48
QUOTE(Xavius @ Dec 5 2006, 03:22 PM) 360088

Priapus jokes are better with Priapus info!

It's not just as bad as your perverted imaginations have concocted. It's worse. That takes talent. Kudos to the Greeks.


Xavius, I thank you. In my customary arrogance, I assumed that there would be little on Wikipedia re: Priapus that I did not already know (and that little I probably wouldn't be interested in), and so I never bothered to read the article when I searched for the picture above. Thus, without your link I would never have discovered the sheer joy that is this quote:

QUOTE
"I warn you, my lad, you will be sodomised; you, my girl, I shall futter; for the thief who is bearded, a third punishment remains."
"... If I do seize you . . . you shall be so stretched that you will think your anus never had any wrinkles."


I laugh like the proverbial drain.
Xavius2006-12-05 16:13:55
I thought the statue of a god making an offering to his own penis was much better.
Nepthysia2006-12-05 16:45:09
QUOTE(Morgfyre @ Dec 5 2006, 10:12 AM) 360080

We all know that players adore and want to be just like me, but alas, Morgfyre is the only Elder God without a Circle. Besides, I traded in the Circle for some tentacles a long time ago.

Panic.gif



So true! wub.gif

lol Don't think I could rock the tentacles half a well though
Unknown2006-12-05 20:55:33
QUOTE(Shorlen @ Dec 5 2006, 07:17 AM) 360084

Elostian doesn't have one either, being the melding of a third and fifth circle god dry.gif




Wouldn't that make him an Eighth circle god?



And Raven, the Summoner would be a creator goddess.

Aiakon2006-12-05 20:57:27
QUOTE(Sarvasti @ Dec 5 2006, 08:55 PM) 360174

Wouldn't that make him an Eighth circle god?



And Raven, the Summoner would be a creator goddess.


Or perhaps a fourth..?
Anarias2006-12-05 21:16:53
Its difficult for me to decide between the sixth and seventh circles. Very, very difficult.
Unknown2006-12-05 21:53:51
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QUOTE(Aiakon @ Dec 5 2006, 03:57 PM) 360175

Or perhaps a fourth..?


Agreed. (3+5)/2=4. Therefore, Elostian is a 4th circle God, by reason of arithmatic mean of the two gods that make him up. thumup.gif It's math!! wink.gif

And as for Circle, I'd have to say Warrior (whichever circle that is).


I guess I now see why Morgfyre as taken an interest in this topic... More Gods=More Food=Happier Morgfyre. Mortals don't satisfy Him. He needs Elder Gods.
Zalandrus2006-12-05 22:02:22
Inspiration has struck! Haven't thought this out with all the descriptions and whatnot, but I think it'd be cool to be a strange Elostian/Lyreth mix, sort of ADD (no offense to those with it)...kind of happily frolicking about one moment, then seeing something and staring at it in 'meditation' for days and days...spontaneity, but with the capability to be deep? Hm...

I miss Lyreth sad.gif . He was a fun god to be around
Unknown2006-12-05 22:08:45
Bullpoopy. Elostian has no Circle. These are supernatural beings, and I do not beleive they take much of an interest in mortal mathematicians. Besides, do you see anything very fourth-circle about him?
Elostian2006-12-05 22:21:40
QUOTE(Ytraelux @ Dec 5 2006, 11:08 PM) 360193

Bullpoopy. Elostian has no Circle. These are supernatural beings, and I do not beleive they take much of an interest in mortal mathematicians. Besides, do you see anything very fourth-circle about him?


Nonsense, here is the very simple mathmatical equation to determine my circle.

CODE

5^2 x 3^2 = 34
34/(7/2circles) = not quite 10
x + 43 gives a linear line through all numbers.
When the integral of this is taken you end with 10, which divided by 3 divided by 5 equals something smaller than one, so that doesn't quite work.
Unknown2006-12-05 22:25:51
QUOTE(Elostian @ Dec 5 2006, 05:21 PM) 360194

Nonsense, here is the very simple mathmatical equation to determine my circle.

CODE

5^2 x 3^2 = 34
34/(7/2circles) = not quite 10
x + 43 gives a linear line through all numbers.
When the integral of this is taken you end with 10, which divided by 3 divided by 5 equals something smaller than one, so that doesn't quite work.



Ahh hah! So He's His own Circle! That makes sense!

P.S: Is that picture of a Protoss in your sig?
Unknown2006-12-05 22:31:35
ZOMG! Pretty sure its a Dark Archon...That's freakin' awesome.
Tekora2006-12-05 22:50:16
Ok, guess I need to elaborate a bit more as well.

HELP JAGATE

A fourth circle Elder, and one of the twelve traitors of the Elder War, Jagate is the embodiment of pure unbridled chaos, laid bare in its most primal form. As such, His emotions rapidly change, often from moment to moment. He could begin an argument speaking in a calm, collected manner, and by the end of His statement, be flying into a rage, lashing out at any who dare challenge His opinion. This makes Him extremely difficult to associate with, and He was often isolated from the other Elders, causing Him to harbor resentment towards Them all even to this day.

Being a fourth-circle Elder, He made use of His magical talents to release His anger in creative fashion, crafting thunderstorms, tornadoes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters that reflected His inner turmoil. During His exile in the Void, He sharpened these skills further by slaughtering lesser Elders and Soulless, until His magic matched the power of most second-circle Elders.

On a philosophical level, Jagate values nothing, as He knows that no creation of Dynara, material or mental, is eternal. Instead, He embraces the current moment and follows His own emotions, tempestuous as they are, without concern for the repercussions, and encourages those who follow Him to do the same. He also preaches Chaos and Anarchy in all its forms, for Chaos is the natural birthing ground of Creation.

His symbol is an abstract emblem of many shapes and many colors.
Elostian2006-12-06 08:04:23
QUOTE(Fireweaver @ Dec 5 2006, 11:25 PM) 360198

Ahh hah! So He's His own Circle! That makes sense!

P.S: Is that picture of a Protoss in your sig?


Maybe...

It's hard to find appropriate pictures, and I'm not that much of a paintshop miracle that I can make my own.
Unknown2006-12-06 08:13:21
IPB Image


yes... it's a Dark Archon
Unknown2006-12-06 14:34:52
Dark Archons=Bad Ass
Unknown2006-12-06 14:43:12
Swveeet, and I was guessing that it was inverted and flipped from the original since both my bro and I have that pic. And it does look sexy, Elostian. wink.gif