The Religion of my goldfish

by Noola

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Richter2006-12-02 06:36:43
QUOTE(Noola @ Dec 1 2006, 01:12 PM) 358992

Trying to cut anything but jello with a plastic knife.


I was at a picnic once, discussing how useless plastic knives were. I went, "Hey, look at this useless plastic knife!", and then proceeded to mock saw at my finger. I sliced my damn finger open. sad.gif

QUOTE(Verithrax @ Dec 1 2006, 01:37 PM) 359005

My goldfish is a catholic. Sometimes he has doubts about the veracity of the trinity, whether Catholicism classifies as a monotheistic cult, or about the very existence of god. But his three-second memory keeps him right on the straight and narrow path.


That's one of the funniest, and most well-written things I've seen all day. roflmao.gif

QUOTE(daganev @ Dec 1 2006, 01:58 PM) 359011

Are you capable of posting things without mocking other people? Just curious.


Lighten up!

QUOTE(Nementh @ Dec 1 2006, 10:16 PM) 359137

Its BANJO the Clown, may the puppets wrath come down on you like... oh shiney...


OOTS FTW!
Noola2006-12-02 07:01:47
QUOTE(Richter @ Dec 2 2006, 12:36 AM) 359139

I was at a picnic once, discussing how useless plastic knives were. I went, "Hey, look at this useless plastic knife!", and then proceeded to mock saw at my finger. I sliced my damn finger open. sad.gif


Wow! Cause when I try to cut things with them, it just winds up a mess. laugh.gif Course, I've never tried to cut myself with one.
Unknown2006-12-02 12:42:13
QUOTE(Arix @ Dec 2 2006, 07:05 AM) 359135

cuber, who is that in your avatar?

A nameless mudder (as in mud digger, not MUDs player!) who sang the Jayne Ballad in Jaynestown, episode nr 8 if I recall correctly from Firefly. If you didn't see Firefly yet, do so! It's a great show.

And hooray for OOTS references. But Banjo is annoying.
Arix2006-12-02 22:33:51
Oh. I thought it was Graham Chapman
Unknown2006-12-02 22:39:50
I thought it was Mugatu from Zoolander huh.gif
Bhiele2006-12-03 15:35:36
My sea monkies worships me of course. I am the bringer of food, the purifier of the waters, the one who occasionally takes them from their world to watch them wriggle in my hands in an attempt to teach them the tricks they tell you about on the package. sad.gif
Noola2006-12-03 18:45:26
QUOTE(Bhiele @ Dec 3 2006, 09:35 AM) 359468

My sea monkies worships me of course. I am the bringer of food, the purifier of the waters, the one who occasionally takes them from their world to watch them wriggle in my hands in an attempt to teach them the tricks they tell you about on the package. sad.gif


Wow... I've never gotten sea monkies to live that long. sad.gif

I'm a horrible sea monkey raiser! losewings.gif
Verithrax2006-12-04 00:22:22
QUOTE(Bhiele @ Dec 3 2006, 01:35 PM) 359468

My sea monkies worships me of course. I am the bringer of food, the purifier of the waters, the one who occasionally takes them from their world to watch them wriggle in my hands in an attempt to teach them the tricks they tell you about on the package. sad.gif

You do know that's their sea-monkey hell, right?
Jigan2006-12-04 00:23:22
So, that means Bhiele is a Seamonkey Demon Lord?
Verithrax2006-12-04 00:37:30
QUOTE(Jigan @ Dec 3 2006, 10:23 PM) 359557

So, that means Bhiele is a Seamonkey Demon Lord?

More like a vengeful Old Testament sea-monkey god.
Bhiele2006-12-04 00:47:01
QUOTE(Jigan @ Dec 4 2006, 12:23 AM) 359557

So, that means Bhiele is a Seamonkey Demon Lord?



laugh.gif yes.
Daganev2006-12-04 00:52:54
QUOTE(Verithrax @ Dec 3 2006, 04:37 PM) 359560

More like a vengeful Old Testament sea-monkey god.


Oh look, another anti-Christian comment from Verithrax.. yay!
Verithrax2006-12-04 01:13:25
QUOTE(daganev @ Dec 3 2006, 10:52 PM) 359564

Oh look, another anti-Christian comment from Verithrax.. yay!

Because I enjoy your self-righteousness over a bit of scathing humour, for reasons which I do not deem necessary nor appropriate to discuss here.
Unknown2006-12-04 01:14:49
You know that he'd probably didn't post it if you wouldn't seem to care about it? Verithrax seems to, like most intelligent but disgruntled people, REALLY enjoy schadenfreude.
Verithrax2006-12-04 01:25:21
It's not real shadenfreude, given nothing actually bad has happened to Daganev. Unless you count having your sensibilities lightly poked as 'something actually bad' and therefore shadenfreude-worthy.
Daganev2006-12-04 01:31:11
QUOTE(Verithrax @ Dec 3 2006, 05:25 PM) 359584

It's not real shadenfreude, given nothing actually bad has happened to Daganev. Unless you count having your sensibilities lightly poked as 'something actually bad' and therefore shadenfreude-worthy.


Its the same as using the N word really. Just more socially acceptable.
Verithrax2006-12-04 01:45:21
Oh, yes. God forbid anyone should ever be offended, ever, by any jokes. Let's declare fatwas on cartoonists and burn the joke-cracking witches...

Actually, you seem to be the only one complaining... and it's not even your religion. Self-righteous much?
Jigan2006-12-04 02:00:04
Personally, I think if you can't laugh at a joke that's aimed at you, you need to get off your high horse. I'm Southern Baptist and yet I laugh at jokes aimed at me and the path I walk.

Yeesh.
Daganev2006-12-04 02:23:47
I'll just bring up Kramer right now. (don't know the actor's actual name)

Verithrax, you are not a person who I think "jokes" about these things. You seem much to serious about them to be taken as jokes.

Like most bigoted people, you repeat your slander and then just say "its a joke", yet you never stop repeating, and never miss an opportunity to "joke."

Bhiele2006-12-04 02:55:28
I thought Verithrax was joking about me, I didn't get any anti-christian sentiment from it. Am I slow?