Sooooo not true.

*strokes ego*


But seriously, I'm saving up so that when I finally decide which project I want to work on, I can do so.

i.e. aetherships, or combat artifacts, or cubixes, or just all around bribeing people. or maybe just the most complex pet in existance... can't decide, and an auction will make all those plans fly right out the window for some novelty artifact like... Custom shout messages or something.

Although if I'm lucky, I'll just always be outbid.

Ditto. But...I would like to see these...

Boots of Enchanting: When worn, allows you to enchant where ever. Syntax; CLICK HEELS to turn them on/off.
Baby Factory Oven: Requires assembly. Allows you to consider more than one child at once. Syntax; BEG HUSBAND/WIFE.
Elegant Hair Piece (can't remember the name but looks like this): grants the wearer two more charisma points, ignoring whatever buffs there are.
Rinkydink Pond: Used in aether manses. A miniture pond, with the occasional duck swimming past message, and the ability to fish (or kill the fish).
Outdoor Gem: Turns a manse room into an outdoor one, so we can finally put outdoor furniture in there.
Will-o'-the-wisp Wand: when wielded no one will notice the flaw in your illusions, no matter how many favours they have and/or if they are trans. Leaves a constant fog in the room as a side effect. Drains on mana and ego heavily.
Call-to-Arms Plaque: When placed on your statue (inside a manse), it will make the statue enchantable and runeable. Syntax; PLACE PLAQUE ON (SCULPTURE). Will not work on regular statues as that would be pointless.


And that's all I can think of for now.

Something on your mind, Reiha?

*turns on Marvin Gaye for mood music*

Slightly off topic, but how sublimely awesome is the crunk smiley (though he does need an obscene amount of bling to be truly amazing)?

Some sort of alchemists kit which doubles the amount of sips produced from a refill would be nice.

I want a "Tardis". Basically a manse that can teleport its portal to another person.

Or maybe one that can be folded up like a tent and taken anywhere.

(Who'm I kidding, I'd never be able to afford it).

How about a personal trainer to be added to a manse? The trainer would be fully versed in all skills, and be capable to teach them to anyone with perms.

Syntax: TRAINER SET PERMS ALLY

Wand of Griefing: Be able to meld 400 room demesnes as in the days of yore, with effects ticking every 2 seconds to utterly grief people. Also gives you a Handmaiden, passive ego drain of 1k every 2 seconds and permanent passive aeon worldwide to enemies.

If you guys post reasonable artifacts, they would be considered!

(Someone messaged me an interesting idea for a new crystal ball which I'm considering.)

I'd really love a trainer Or maybe, someone buying me a trainer for Christmas

Well.. not directly an artifact but:

- Butler: Basically like a pet, only that it's a sentient NPC, standing around in your manse. Can have several different emotes/reactions and maybe open certain doors only for people with permission or some such. Just to liven up those big manses out there!

Attai already has that! We've even named them! Say hello to Jitwix and Tatsu when you see them

Clairvoyance specs plz.

Ring of Stone: POINT RING creates stonewalls. YES PLZ.

Luminous Ring: POINT RING AT , acts like moonbeam.

Ack! Sure, but could you stick a couple of the old balls up for grabs as well? I was upset when I didn't get one last time.

I know I have been good with just my few reasonable ones




Umm Yeah sure stonewalls, as long as I can have a Ring of Currents which cause a 5 room radius currents demesne, and travels with me as I move....

edit that and a brooch of Trueheal

Oooohhh. I'd love a servant or two. I'm not really looking for arties that boost my combat or bashing skills.. I want fun arties that I can bugger about with and roleplay around and generally amuse myself with. Having difficulty thinking of any reasonable ones though..

Which crystal balls are these that people are talking about from last time? I wasn't around for that but its the first I've heard of them.

Show when mutual allies enter/leave the realm.

Heh, I forsee the same thing happening to me. Then again, I never win auctions, so I probably don't need to worry.