Aiakon stole my idea!

And said it better than I ever could have.

Aiakon!

Aiakon.

Weeee!! Do I win??

Ok.


Though in all other respects a well-rounded and attractive individual with a steady string of girlfriends, I, on the advice of my well respected and fully accredited psychiatrist, keep a small herd of wiry, hairy goats in my back garden, from which I make cheese, and with which I regularly copulate. This is because:

..While having many girlfriends, you have an unusual fetish for wiry hair and orgies. Your psychiatrist, who believes in indulging in fetishes, advises you to carry this desire out by regularly taking a herd of goats to bed at once. Unfortunately, this requires you to have a very, very large bed.

Upon seeing this bed when invited there, your girlfriends immediately start perceiving you as some kind of freak who hosts massive orgies regularly, thereby discouraging them from actually copulating with you. This drives you into depression leaving the goats as your only source of love-making, and the cycle goes round again.

EDIT: The cheese is an added bonus.

Thats not very tech related....

Oh, I missed that part of Verithrax' first post too. Oh well, all tech-related's no fun.

Answer:

... because you are a turophile and believe that goat milk mixed with man 'milk' gives the best cheese.

It doesn't have to be tech related - One of the example 'features' provided was 'In my country, the law requires that all sports be played with an American football, rather than the standard regulation boll, puck, or curling stone. This is better than the regular way of playing sports because...'

Back to Aiakon's feature:

Because the challenge of not only pleasing a herd of male goats enough to satisfy them, but also actually managing to make cheese out of the extracted milk, is a challenge that keeps you manly and virile. Additionally, the cheese makes an excellent hors d'Å“uvre and is believed to be an aphrodisiac.

because: ... ever since your childhood you've been deathly afraid of goats. Petting zoos scare you and don't even get started on farms. Although you have a steady string of girlfriends, the reason you've never been able to settle down is because anyone who discovers your fear of goats instantly realizes how sad and lonely your life is, and decides not to be a part of it.

Your psychiatrist is a psychoanalyst and decides that the only way for you to overcome your fear of goats is to bed them as regularly as you possibly can, thus ensuring that one day you will be cured of your phobia and can once again return to the demands of a normal sex life (if you even want to at that point.)

Daganev, hands down.

NB: More people need to vote, not just the ones playing.

EDIT: Forget that, I vote Verithrax.

I vote Veri.

Tzekelkan.

Fine, since you asked, Verithrax has my vote.

Verithrax, post. You need to amuse me.

Sorry - been busy today.

In my country, the public health authorities add a dosage of mercury to all tap water. This is better than water fluoridation because...

Population control saves the environment from over-consuming citizens.

because no one in you country actually drinks they water, they drink goat milk, and it's citizens have an extreme dislike of tourists who unknowingly drink the poisoned water.

...because studies show that exposure to small amounts of chemicals over a large period of time leads to immunity to that chemical. Thus an immunity to mercury poisoning would be developed in the bulk of the population, eliminating the posibility of genocide by mercury for your cocoa plantations.