Advocacy

by Verithrax

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Daganev2006-12-22 21:20:39
I'm a poet and I didn't even know it.
Verithrax2006-12-23 07:01:02
QUOTE(tzekelkan @ Dec 22 2006, 07:11 PM) 365272

'Thread of absence' - don't you guys see?
I was away... poor advocacy!

Yet now I'm back, at least a bit -
Don't count on me, I will soon split.
But just to show you true love's sign
I'll post a topic about this thing of mine:

To talk in rhymes is so much better
Than anything from pen to paper;
Come on, guys, don't take a pause -
That's the truth, you know it 'cause...


...I once flash'd a girl in a theatre
Who thought it to be half a metre
And she was so impress'd
She began to undress
And scream in iambic pentametre!

(With apologies to generations of English-speaking poets)
Tzekelkan2006-12-24 10:38:58
Alas,
We need more players join the boat;
Till then, Shorlen gets my vote.
Aiakon2006-12-24 12:23:35
QUOTE

To talk in rhymes is so much better
Than anything from pen to paper;
Come on, guys, don't take a pause -
That's the truth, you know it 'cause...


Distinguish yourself from the crowd
By rhyming proudly long and loud,
Poets are what girls most like
A poet is the bestest type..
..for frolics of an amorous kind.
Just look how Byron got his sisters
Helped by rhymes along the way
Now I'm rhyming all the time(ing)
No one could suppose I'm gay...
'cos rhyming gets me sex each day..


but friction burns give genital blisters... sad.gif
Tzekelkan2006-12-25 23:11:41
Ahem.

Shorlen.
Verithrax2006-12-25 23:39:06
Yeah. Shorlen.
Tzekelkan2007-01-14 23:46:47
Where I live, money is dyed in bright, shiny colors like pink, yellow or fluorescent green. Additionally, coins are made so they make a loud, annoying noise every time they come in contact with one another. This is, obviously, a marvellous idea because...
Mirk2007-01-15 01:25:34
QUOTE(tzekelkan @ Jan 14 2007, 05:46 PM) 373346

Where I live, money is dyed in bright, shiny colors like pink, yellow or fluorescent green. Additionally, coins are made so they make a loud, annoying noise every time they come in contact with one another. This is, obviously, a marvellous idea because...

...because money is then easily spottable and hard to lose, and prevents anyone carrying change from sneaking up on you or can help to track down a thief who may have stolen your purse with loose change in it.