When multi-purpose becomes too... multi-purpose

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Unknown2006-12-11 03:02:39
http://wengerna.com/browse/product.jsp?pro...p;sub_cat_id=23

I'm at a lose for words... ohmy.gif
Gandal2006-12-11 03:07:36
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EDIT: I have figured out the true use: murder.
Tervic2006-12-11 03:26:14
Dear god, how is one even supposed to use that monstrosity?
Acrune2006-12-11 03:38:48
Its my goal in life to become so rich that I can buy that just for the purpose of putting it on my mantel to laugh at.
Richter2006-12-11 03:57:56
That's really excessive...
Unknown2006-12-11 17:49:22
twitch.gif Why? Just... Why? twitch.gif
Shamarah2006-12-11 18:27:27
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That is AWESOME.
Reiha2006-12-11 18:31:14
You'd have to pay me to own that piece of nonsense.
Shorlen2006-12-11 19:22:35
I can't tell if it works better as a toolkit or as a bludgeon... unsure.gif
Daganev2006-12-11 19:44:47
"Implement combinations subject to change without notice."

Best line on the page...

although honestly, everything seems reasonable on the list save the golf cleaners and the gun site adjuster.

its only 8 inches by 3 inches.
Unknown2006-12-11 21:14:39
Give me something I can fit in my pocket any day over that tool-set. I thought this was a fake until I surfed around on the website.
Jillian2006-12-11 23:04:26
Thought it was a fake too. I wonder why buys this doh.gif
Shorlen2006-12-11 23:42:40
QUOTE(Jillian @ Dec 11 2006, 06:04 PM) 362291
Thought it was a fake too. I wonder why buys this doh.gif

People with large pockets.
Diamondais2006-12-11 23:46:22
QUOTE(Shorlen @ Dec 11 2006, 06:42 PM) 362298

People with large pockets.

Would have to be deep and large for a pocket to hold. tongue.gif

blink.gif Wow people, just wow.
Daganev2006-12-11 23:53:32
QUOTE(diamondais @ Dec 11 2006, 03:46 PM) 362299

Would have to be deep and large for a pocket to hold. tongue.gif

blink.gif Wow people, just wow.

8 X 3 is smaller than most books. I keep books in my pocket.
Diamondais2006-12-11 23:56:53
QUOTE(daganev @ Dec 11 2006, 06:53 PM) 362303

8 X 3 is smaller than most books. I keep books in my pocket.

I could promise you, I could not do it with any of my pants. Though yes, some pant companies make bigger pockets. Or even shirts.
Verithrax2006-12-12 01:18:03
Wearing jackets with pockets in them.

+3 to Concealment! (And now I hope someone gets this one)
Jigan2006-12-12 01:52:21
You mean +3 to sleight of hand checks made to conceal an object, right?
Unknown2006-12-12 02:23:01
Haveta agree with Jigan, it'd be +3 to sleight of hand.
Clise2006-12-12 02:24:24
Why did I keep thinking instrument of torture and Shiri in the same vein when I saw this ...