Funny

by Tzekelkan

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Tzekelkan2007-01-15 00:10:22
Something very funny, yet tragic.

Note, I do not have anything against Americans nor do I think they are all like that. In fact, I think half of the population of the world is like that, but that's just me.

My favourite is, "What is 'collateral damage'?"
Jillian2007-01-15 00:25:39
Ok, some of those questions I couldn't answer either (never watch the news), but you should at least know how much world wars there have been blink.gif
Shiri2007-01-15 05:48:00
This...this is...damn. Wow. I mean, I wouldn't know who's in the coalition of the willing, but HOW MANY SIDES DOES A TRIANGLE HAVE?

EDIT: *slaps the person who had to ask what the united kingdom is*

EDIT: Passed this to someone on MSN...

Aquamancer says:
man, I can't possibly continue watching that without waking my gf up
Aquamancer says:
I'm 1/4 through it and I'm hanging on to this chair for dear life
Aquamancer says:
I'm laughing my censor.gif ass off
Aquamancer says:
(I have headphones so the sound from the video wouldn't be a problem)
Aquamancer says:
(the sound from me laughing hysterically on the other hand...)
Noola2007-01-15 06:01:32
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You know they got just as many intelligent answers and just didn't use them! laugh.gif

But I love that sort of thing. Like on the Jay Leno show, how he has his 'Jay Walking' segments... good stuff!

Tell you what though, if I saw a camera crew and a guy asking triva... I'd run the other way! laugh.gif
Forren2007-01-15 06:06:16
Yeah. Those people are dumb.
Veonira2007-01-15 06:24:46
QUOTE(Noola @ Jan 15 2007, 01:01 AM) 373467


You know they got just as many intelligent answers and just didn't use them! laugh.gif


QFT

It's funny to watch and laugh at those dumbasses, but I'm sure this video is universal of people in any country.
Verithrax2007-01-15 07:26:04
Gotta love the bloke posing as John Howard. I mean, seriously, even I know that dude's not the Prime Minister of Australia. "John Howard is my Mate"? "Wherever America goes, We'll Follow"? How bastardly dumb do you have to be to buy that? Seriously, those people need to be yanked out of the gene pool so fast, their parents will be dragged out with them.
Unknown2007-01-15 07:45:26
I... I don't have enough tears...

HOW MANY SIDES DOES A BLEEPING BLOODY TRIANGLE HAVE?! DID AMERICA SCRAP KINDERGARTEN OR SOMETHING?!
Verithrax2007-01-15 07:51:21
It's the level of stupidity that makes a guy seriously consider negative eugenics.
Arkzrael2007-01-15 09:27:50
Well...

The simple fact that functioning Americans, who judging by their clothes and demeanor aren't that bad off, can hold jobs when they can't figure out HOW MANY SIDES THERE ARE TO A TRIANGLE...is beyond me.

I used to think I was of low to average intelligence.

Now I realize I must be one of the few threads holding UP the averange national intelligence...

But aside from all that...that's funny

EDIT: And Star Wars was SO based off of real life events. Why would you think any different?
Unknown2007-01-15 10:01:48
As working in Retail in USA and living here! I definatly believe that the majority of people in USA are just as stated on this video.

But not everyone in USA is like this!

Honestly the major attitude of most american people is, "I really do not care about you" that includes other amercians also not just people out of country.
Elostian2007-01-15 11:54:18
It sincerely scares me how many people would support millitary action against a country they've never even heard of.
Aiakon2007-01-15 13:20:14
QUOTE(Verithrax @ Jan 15 2007, 07:51 AM) 373493

It's the level of stupidity that makes a guy seriously consider negative eugenics.


Observe, Sylphas - the Verithax sloughs off his wishywashy left wing libertarianism and contemplates ultra-state control.
Unknown2007-01-15 13:38:24
whoever said that they might as well get the same quantity of intelligent answers as they get dumb ones... I would disagree

I give the earth about 35% of its human population to be worth it of living... of the rest half of them are bloody morons and the other half is just people that don't know any better and should be putted down anyways...

And overall, almost all of America(as in, the continent) is "dumber" than the Europeans...

Verithrax2007-01-15 16:01:54
QUOTE(Aiakon @ Jan 15 2007, 11:20 AM) 373548

Observe, Sylphas - the Verithax sloughs off his wishywashy left wing libertarianism and contemplates ultra-state control.

Oh yes. This is also why private education and healthcare should be banned, and taxes raised to at least 75%, and international trade be controlled tightly through taxation and trade bans. If we don't implement a police state now, people will be running around naked on the streets. Cats mating with dogs. It'll be chaos!
Tzekelkan2007-01-15 16:03:09
Down with Kyrgyzstan! We shalt nuketh them into a glass crater!

But seriously, how can you support a war, that is, a large scale geo-political incident, when you don't even know where freaking France is on the map!

And this is why nerds are cool.
Unknown2007-01-15 16:14:14
I am seriously beginning to wonder how Humanity managed to evolve in this way. Darwin must have been living in a fairy world. crying.gif

I think we have just discovered the true meaning behind emo-ness... They're all actually intellectuals driven to depression by the sheer idiocy of the rest of the world.
Kharaen2007-01-15 16:17:45
The funniest part about the invasion question is that everyone was invading Australia. You'd think someone would think the names on the map weren't quite right dry.gif
Acrune2007-01-15 16:28:10
Kind of reminds me of the guy who went around some college getting girls to sign a petition to end women's suffrage.
Shiri2007-01-15 16:30:09
QUOTE(Acrune @ Jan 15 2007, 04:28 PM) 373608

Kind of reminds me of the guy who went around some college getting girls to sign a petition to end women's suffrage.


While amusing, those girls could probably be excused for not recognising that one. These people, though...

(And I did notice how they were all invading Australia. "Wow, I didn't realise South Korea was so much bigger than North Korea!" That's because South Korea labels THE WHOLE OCEAN. dry.gif)