Might not want to sit on a chair for this, as you may fall. I am in tears.

How to use a squat toilet

Hahahahaha.. that's wonderful

So funny, yet so very, very scary.

I hated having to use those!

All I can say is...DEAR JESUS NO!!!

That truly is horrifying.

Me too! Some of the local beaches have these. I might as well poo in the open ocean and get chased by it as I swim away. Same horrible situation but the latter is more thrilling.

It is no where near as hard to use those as that article makes it seem. In all honesty, this guy (and judging by his all so kind comments regarding the oldest continual civilization) has probably pissed off locals, and they in turn got back at him. But whatever, I don't prefer one toilet over the other.

I have poo-ed in many different places in my short but varied lifetime. I have dug myself holes and squatted over them, I have used the african longdrop. I have experienced the highs and lows of Japanese toiletry: the one with the exciting buttons where you can squirt yourself with different patterns of water, and the other where you squat over a nasty china hole. I have poo-ed in plush lavatories where instead of loo paper they provide a bidet, I have frequented public toilets strewn with needles and spattered with turd.

In short, I can say with perfect confidence that I have very definite toilet preferences, and you would be a fool not to also.

I have no preference for type of toilet, not the condition the toilet is in :-p

Literally in tears with laughter. I love this morbidly digusting article!

I tried reading this article aloud to my fiance, unsuccessfully. Half of the time I couldn't breathe for laughing, and the other half he couldn't hear me because he was laughing too hard.

If you've liked that one, you'll surely enjoy this article as well:

Dear Lady Squatting In Our Midst

This is truly the most disgustingly humorific thing I have ever heard.