It would depend on how the Ascended God acted and what their teachings would be for most I'd think.

The people I would trust are Kaervas, Daevos, and Shamarah, actually.

Shorlen has created too much bad blood with the admin, and Soll is just.. well, he's just flip-flopped way too much, including his various times quitting and such.. I just wouldn't want to put that much weight on his shoulders. And Exarius I just don't like.

Old Kethuru was hopping around
The Basin of Life like a big playground
when suddenly Shorlen burst from the black
and hit Kethuru with a cudgel whack
Kethuru got pissed and began to troll
but didn't expect to be blocked by Soll
who proceeded to open up a can of guildhop
when Raja Exarius came out of his shop

and he started beating up Shorlen Mes'ard
then they both got flattened by the novice bard
but before she could make it back to the Bardcave
Daevos Feyranti popped out of his grave
and took an AK47 out from under his hat
and blew Hallen away with a rat-a-tat-tat
but he ran out of bullets and he ran away
because Shamarah came to save the day

this is the Ultimate Votedown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Votedown of Ultimate Destiny

Kethuru took a bite out of Shamarah's leg
like Kalas Ixion took a sip of his "keg"
old Keggy himself tried to attack
but Exarius jumped out and landed on his back
and Hallen was injured, and trying to get steady
when Daevos Feyranti came back with a machete
but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Forren took him out with his aethership

then he saw Kethuru sneaking up from behind
and he reached for his staff which he just couldn't find
'cause Hallen stole it and he shot and he missed
and Kaervas deflected it with his fist
then he jumped in the air and did a somersault
while Daevos Feyranti tried to pole vault
onto Shamarah's head, but they collided in the air
then they both got hit by Amarysse's ly-air, oooh

this is the Ultimate Votedown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Votedown...

everyone gasped, pointed, and went "Dude!"
down from the heavens descended Roark in the nude
who delivered a kick which could shatter the code
into the crotch of Estarra for making him program the Ascension....mode
who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
as Shorlen gibbered and foamed, insane
but Someone saw this clever RP
and sent down a an evil duck zombie

then Viravain the Sickeningly Sweet and Viravain the Mad and
the Vernal Princess Marilynth's undead dad and
the Estelbar furrikin Yojimbo and
Xenthos and "Xenthos" and Marcalo
Ixion, Amaru, and Bakulao
Noola, Reiha, and every single alt of Bau
Narsrim and Munsia a team again
Ardak, Miakoda, Meleris, Brennan
all came out of no where lightning fast
and they kicked poor Roark and his naked ass
it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
with civilians looking on total awe

and the fight raged on for a century
many lives were claimed, but eventually
the champion stood, feared by Celest:
Ialie alone - truly the best!

this is the Ultimate Votedown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Votedown...
this is the Ultimate Votedown...
this is the Ultimate Votedown...
of Ultimate Destiny






*pant* The "Pwners of Chuck Norris" part was hard. >_<

Vix, you're awesome.

That's amazing, Vix.

...it needs my name on it.

That song is so catchy. And my new avatar isn't showing up

Ooh. I didn't know you finished watching that. Tell me about it on IRC!

Also, just refresh the page.

Gee Shiri, I've already plowed through 3 more since then And I'd go on IRC if I could ever get a connection *mumble*

Sorry, /hijack!

Go go Shamarah and Soll (yes I've had a change of opinion)! Though to be honest I wouldn't mind seeing any of them Ascend.

Shouldn't that depend on the focus of the god?

That would require people to arr pee.

I'm sure people can manage at least half of that.

Yay for constipated pirates.

Also on the agenda:

- The best place to buy a toilet brush
- Bleach: pros and cons
- Unblocking Latrines! - An introduction for novices
- Dusting shrines the RIGHT way.
- etc ad nauseam, my not terribly subtle point being that you're a JANITOR, not Chairman of the Divinity Commission.

Yes, he is a janitor. Perhaps this debate is his way of flushing all the crap out of the contest and giving a nice clean shine to the candidate that can con the mortals, I mean support themselves, the best.

Its been a while since I laughed that hard.

To those of you NOT running for Godhood, will you be making an IC announcement? For example, until then Kaalak has no idea Forren is not contesting for Godhood.

Vix, that song made me laugh harder than when I heard it originally.
Someone needs to record it!

Charune.

You know, I just realized that I didn't put Forren in the song. >_>

I think I'll swap him in for some Shorlens since I put him in way too much.

Heck, all I wanted to do was give a forum. I keep hearing complaints that people only get involved in "events" if a "god" puts it on, or they only care about their own damned org. I just wanted to give people a chance to speak their peace. There's way to much "play the game on the forums" lately.

Aiakon, just because I play a Janitor doesn't mean I can't get involved in anything else, y'know. I'm not doing anything other than organizing a little gathering.

OOCly I'm really rooting for Kaervas. ICly Veonira was planning on supporting Kaervas, but will now be supporting Hallen. I don't think I'll actually be present for the actual event though.