Turd

by Aiakon

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Unknown2007-01-23 23:55:15
Well, if this system gets in, I should get XP for cleaning it. happy.gif
Cairam2007-01-24 00:05:26
QUOTE(Avaer @ Jan 23 2007, 03:48 PM) 376606
We already have diahhroea and vomiting in Lusternia. I think they both go far enough already. sick.gif


There's diarrhea in Lusternia? ...I have yet to see that. unsure.gif
Shiri2007-01-24 02:25:37
Don't make her tell us how to inflict it on people, Cairam, please, we already had this with bulemia. sad.gif
Aison2007-01-24 02:28:00
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Cairam2007-01-24 02:31:00
QUOTE(Shiri @ Jan 23 2007, 06:25 PM) 376665
Don't make her tell us how to inflict it on people, Cairam, please, we already had this with bulemia. sad.gif


I wasn't going to! blink.gif I just meant that I've never seen that affliction before, if it really exists. And I really don't want to see it, or experience it, either.
Unknown2007-01-24 04:46:02
If bulimia is anroexia+addiction then...I can't think of what would make diarrhea.
Arix2007-01-24 07:01:55
If Verithrax was a god, could he create a load of BS so large even he could not shovel it?
Unknown2007-01-24 12:30:10
QUOTE(Vix @ Jan 24 2007, 07:14 AM) 376591
There's actually an ambiance message on roads about horse manure. smile.gif

Its an ambiance message?! doh.gif
I always cast nature rain when I see that, thinking that I'm smelly. Its become a reflex, like when I see people starting smelling, I'll type nature rain before I can even think.
Aiakon2007-01-24 13:22:55
QUOTE(Phred @ Jan 23 2007, 11:55 PM) 376611
Well, if this system gets in, I should get XP for cleaning it. happy.gif


Absolutely! This way, people will be more easily able to play out a service underclass.
Shirath2007-01-27 21:45:23
QUOTE(Reiha @ Jan 23 2007, 08:37 PM) 376545
... What's with you and poo?! wtf.gif


indeed, I too recall some sort of post regarding 'designing Elder Gods' or what you'd be like if you were an elder... Aiakon here came up with this lord of dung if memory serves me right...

What -is- with you and poo???
Unknown2007-01-31 16:20:58
wub.gif Aiakon.
Seriously.

What about POO ARTIFACTS?!
Colostomy bag? Poo on a stick?
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Arkzrael2007-01-31 22:25:58
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O.o

You do realize that by introducing this system, that to make it 'realistic' you would invade so much upon time with all the things to worry about that the whole of Lusternia would be centered around 'poo'? Therefore morphing the realms into a giant juvenile joke for thirteen to twenty-five year old males everywhere?

Though I do support the realism...such a task seems...disturbing. I'd feel sorry for the admins to have to sit around analyze and code that.
Unknown2007-01-31 23:01:09
I...can't really find anything to say abut this. No witty metaphor, sarcastic remark, nothing.


If these is even -considered- for implementation in the game, I will sit here speechless. For a long time, then hurt some small, helpless, fuzzy beast.

Please don't even joke about something that could ruin the game this much. Think of the puppies, or kitties, or whatever's in reach at the moment.
Shamarah2007-01-31 23:21:01
I wub.gif people actually TAKING THIS SERIOUSLY. roflmao.gif
Razenth2007-02-01 00:52:37
It's like Swift's A Modest Proposal. Just in Lusternia.
Verithrax2007-02-01 01:24:20
QUOTE(arkzrael @ Jan 31 2007, 08:25 PM) 379130
You do realize that by introducing this system, that to make it 'realistic' you would invade so much upon time with all the things to worry about that the whole of Lusternia would be centered around 'poo'? Therefore morphing the realms into a giant juvenile joke for thirteen to twenty-five year old males everywhere?

That would be different from the way it is how, exactly?