ate: 4/1/2007 at 17:07
From: Estarra, the Eternal
To : Everyone
Subj: It's Going to be a Bumpy Ride!

This will probably be a controversial decision, but we have decided that
multiple organizations decrease from the dynamics of the game. Thus, we
will soon be implementing a series of events whereby organizations will
be merged together. The most dramatic of these will be the re-rise of
the Celestine Empire wherein Magnagora and New Celest will combine. The
corresponding guilds will also be combined into the ur'Paladins,
Nihilistines, and Aquageomancers. The bards guilds will remain separate
for obvious reasons. Then, an event will occur whereby Viravain and
Charune will marry, forming the Great Forests organization, combining
Glomdoring and Serenwilde. Guilds will also be combined into the
Featheredhart, Fairydancers and the Treeguards. Bard guilds again will
not be combined for obvious reasons. While challenging, I think you will
agree this will make for a much more dynamic world!

Penned by My hand on the 11th of Roarkian, in the year 172 CE.

In your world it is Sunday, the 1st of April, in the year 2007.

It took me a while to figure that one out.

Soooo worth the laugh.

Meh.. Sort of boring. It would have been more interesting if they had announced that due to low population they'd be closing the Bard guilds.. Because people might buy that

And I'm really displeased that it's being tkaen IC, but whatever.

It would of been perfect, except it needed this small revision to the last line:

<3 Estarra

People were actually buying it, instead of just playing along.

It got worse over the city aethers... in Celest anyway.

Quote eeeeeet here!

The pairing of Glomdoring and Serenwilde shall be published as the great event of "Gloms-Gone-Wilde!" Transcripts of everything that happens will be available for only 29.99!

(Celest): Malicia (from the Aetherways) says, "Er..?"
(Celest): Naomi says, "Fun."
(Celest): Malicia says, "Did everyone suddenly go mad? What's the shouting
about?"
(Celest): Ishimoru says, "New announce. Heh."
(Celest): Naomi says, "Read the announce."
(Celest): Aeralin says, "Yeah."
(Celest): Anisu says, "The LAdy General is marrying Krellan."
(Celest): Malicia says, "What the Nil?"
(Celest): Ishimoru says, "And Raikogen x Daevos. Heheh."
(Celest): Anisu says, "And I am marrying Syntobis."
(Celest): Aeralin says, "So does that mean our Demesne's will be beaches now?"
(Celest): Anisu says, "It will obviously be mud."
(Celest): Juan (from the Water Elemental Plane) says, "Im confused who do I
marry?"
(Celest): Naomi says, "Mud yeah."
(Celest): Naomi says, "I have my eye on a Mag heh."
(Celest): Ratix says, "What about me?...aww...I'm left out."
(Celest): Aeralin says, "I can't see Bhairan and Catarin getting hitched..."
(Celest): Anisu says, "Ratix can marry Narsrim."
(Celest): Naomi says, "Bhairan is already mraried."
(Celest): Aeralin says, "As I said."
(Celest): Ratix says, "Ha, no thanks...I like to keep my man-hood...and plus, I
prefer to marry a woman."
(Celest): Aeralin says, "I can't see them getting hitched."
(Celest): Aeralin says, "And Narsrim is a Glom."
(Celest): Naomi says, "No."
(Celest): Saaga says, "Not anymore, no."
(Celest): Aeralin says, "Oh."
(Celest): Ishimoru says, "Does this mean I'll be a lich again?"
(Celest): Anisu says, "A truehealing litch."
(Celest): Ishimoru says, "Be a... holy... Lich..."
(Celest): Naomi says, "Sounds godlike."
(Celest): Aeralin says, "Indeed."
(Celest): Aeralin says, "So i wonder what my staff will now do."
(Celest): Aeralin says, "Shoot mud?"
(Celest): Aeralin says, "Or Water with rocks in it?"
(Celest): Naomi says, "Water filled rokcs?"
(Celest): Anisu says, "Ok enough fun, back to sanity now."

Stoopeed!

Mm, aren't all the Gods related in some way? Charune and Viravaine marying would eventually lead to incest. I also worry at the products of their mating.

not in a method as we see it. They are related because they where all created by the same person, but I believe they only see the ones that came from their creche as a sibling.

The Gods are related in much the same way that you are related to the guy across the street. "Familial" relations pretty much just indicate that we came from the same creche.

...what kind of a spineless, bag-biting, cud-chewing dolt would actually fall for that? I say, 'weak'.

Woot, that sounds awesome!

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... oh wait, it was a joke?

Nihlistines ftw

Truehealing Lich FTL