Hey guys,

Firstly i'm back. Run and hide cause I'm coming for you.

Secondly, I need a new description. i'm Aslaran wearing this:

Masterfully forged of interlocking, taint-blackened plates, this suit of
full plate armour is designed to instil proper fear in any who gaze upon
it. Etched across its entire surface, scenes of pain, death, and war
interlace between row after row of razored barbs and spikes in a dance
of symbolism and brutal functionality. Massive, wicked spikes jut out
from the shoulders, knees, and elbows, which are built into the armour
in hopes of skewering all who approach haphazardly. Cantered upon the
chest in a field of smooth onyx, the visage of a skull presses through a
crimson mask.

I like having my armour built into my descriptions. I'm currently helmless. Murphy is about 6'4, he's old now (102 years old WHY DIDNT I GET A 100TH BITRTHDAY PRESENT) and he wields the best hammers ever forged (welcome to pain with my new +10% wounding runes)

Oh and murphy is a very Rage type of person, so red burning eyes are pretty cool and other features of Rage work.

Go to work you creative bastards!

There's a whole bloody thread for this in the creative arts section ...

Have you met me? this indulges my ego plus i don't want to hunt around in another thread.

It's at least going in the right section.

Still with your cool but annoyingly large sig . Welcome back.

Thanks for the welcome back.

Anyone got a cool description?

I should go check that very first system you gave me Murph, if I remember right you had 2 descriptions there, a clothed one and a naked aslaran one.... heh! You can just use those

Nice armour.

I\\'ll just keep the naked one on all the time, make it more graphic and reflective of being 102 years old, that'll REALLY scare everyone

*snicker*

describe self his middle name is Rasputin. He is made... of.... RAGE!!!!!



10 points to anyone who got it though.

Seriousness, though:

describe self is clad in stone-grey fur that occasionaly shimmers with an eerie crimison glow. Upon his head is not the traditional Aslaran mane, but a crown of wicked-looking bronze plates that taper into sharp points behind his head. His face looks to have been chiseled out of a solid block of granite, and deep, recessed eyesockets are filled with burning flame. A ghastly scar has been slashed across this imposing countenance, running from his left cheekbone almost to the jugular, partially masked by two remarkably well-kept and polished fangs. Ragged ears rise from the top of his head, unfortunate casualities of nearly a century of battle. Massive shoulders support a barbaric suit of armour that covers nearly all of the rest of his form, save for hands that look like they could outmatch a gorgog's, scarred fingers ending in razor-sharp ebony claws.

Anything other than the naked 102 year old... please...

Thats easy - Piotr "I am made of RAGE" Rasputin (aka Colossus from X-Men). It was early in the Joss Whedon run of X-Men.

A little off topic:

Pie-bald testicles bouncing furiously between your saggy thighs in a grotesquely elongated scrotum?

My soul just died a bit.

X-Men suck. Read DC. God compeleth thee!

Apart from Vertigo, DC suck. Seriously, all the good DC comics are through their Vertigo line - its freaking disgusting. Marvel on the other hand have Deadpool and Squirrel Girl who are both made of win.