"Even-Blade? Yeah, it's shiney, but how sharp is it?"

never ask a Divine to see their weapon...

"Is that Daevos? Isn't she a magnagoran?" Waaaaay back in the day. I think Suhnaye, Gwyn, and I were killed seven times that day. Lesson: Daevos is a he. With big swords.

"Yeah, we can take them."

"Who's got a health potion?"

"What's a shield?"

"Nah, no one knows we're here."

"I'll tank."



Person: "Can I teleport to you?"
Me: "Sure."


Hooray for forgetting you're standing on top of a mountain

"What the Nil is a gorgog?"

"What was that shadow that just flew over head?"

"Grave digger? Where?"

"I'm gonna go play sneaky-sneaky."

Happened recently:

"I think they left..."

This happened WAAAAAAAY back in the day:

When I was a Paladin, I was hunting female aslarans, and one broke my arm, however, I didn't know that. I said on the CT that I couldn't swing my swords, so I came back to the City to have it checked out. Hajamin came up, asked what was going on, and put all my swords and stuff through a rift, tinkered with them, and a whole bunch of stuff. Then he finally examined me, and said, "Your arm's broken..." I have never been picked on so much in my life.

"We're invisible they won't be able to see us."

"Has Viravain gained weight?"

"Is that a sword in your hand, or are you just happy to see me?"

"Nah. Glomdoring is filled with emos. They won't hurt us."

"Kaervas is as cuddly as a kitten. He wouldn't hurt a fly."

"Teleport target NOW."

meh, just slip thim that potion that increases bleeding or whatever, and let nature run its course.
BTW, I wonder what the deathsight would look like if a BT used their /wrists emote while afflicted by t hat potion, assuming that mechanics would let you die from an emote

Blacktalon has a slash wrists emote? That's cool!

Not has, HAD

...he wouldn't.

"Don't worry about the bards, they can't do anything."

charunes third horns rather small,

Nah terentia's lightning hurts more

MOOOOO!!!!

Daevos Zalanna Bharian Vathanel Ixion Yukari Ixchilgal Thoros Balizar Nariah on celestia, dont worry -random novice's name- they wont bother us

you left the paladins?

that naked undead ladys rather hot

tenticles i like where this is going.

no i dont think being pitted is kinky

do you think he put a pit trap down?

clt AFK a minute