Yeah, I am feeling better! All you awesome Lusty folks have cheered me up greatly and my boss has taken on the philosophical viewpoint of "Well, the carpets needed cleaning anyway!" So it looks like I won't be fired.

If we can just get everything dried out in time for the visitors' arrival tomorrow and the commercial shoot, things will be fine.

And Metea, that poster made me LOL! It was more Hoff than I could handle too!

I opened a soda at work one day and it was apparently shaken up. I sprayed Sprite all over everyone's mailboxes.

Ugh, trampolining. I was doing that after having one too many, with about 4 other people on the trampoline (that takes 2, max). Ended up hitting each other, and at some point I ended up lying down with my elbows on it, and hands upwards at right angles. Of course, someone came right down on it from above on their back, and it promptly snapped in half at the wrist*. It was amusingly painless, and for some reason, we asumed at first it was merely dislocated. The cries of Anna going, "Ack, no! It's okay! Just.. Let me pop in back i", followed by me screaming, "AUUUUUUUUUGGGGHHHHH!" suddenly brought us to the realisation is was pretty much ruined in the state it was. That hospital visit was quite amusing.

Anyway. Glad you feel better! Chin up.

* My wrist looked like this below picture, though slightly more filled out.

If you want a true test of skill, get 12 of your friends jumping on the same trampoline and try not to die.

Amazingly no one's been hurt other then the time someone carelessly put the trampoline over a tree stump.... I wasn't there for that, so I don't know the details

Alright. This was when I was around fourteen, just maturing to a woman physically and all. We were at an outdoor swimming area, where they have saunas and showers in separate buildings close to the pool area. So. I went to the sauna and had to take my swimming suit off. Alright. It was too hot to endure due to a couple of grandma's contest of who-throws-the-most-water-on-the-stones and quickly I went to the shower. All went well until I went back to the pool area. And elderly man came to me and said to me in a low voice: "Lass, haven't you forgotten something?" I glanced down at myself and realized I was entirely naked! Quickly ran to the shower building and there they were, my swimming wear, hanging on the wall.

Because I was reminded of it today after visiting the highschool-

My senior year was filled with responsibilities. I admit now that it was due to my obnoxious habit of overwhelming myself with work, but that's 75% of the problem I'm about to recall for you.

The other 25% was exhaustion. So, I was Stage Manager of our highschool's prominent stagecrew and was working on an assembly we were going to present to the school board about the work we had done in the past. A budget vote was near, and part of what we were hoping to preserve was the amazing amount of money the state threw into our music program (please note the sarcasm).

My job should have been simple- organize the crew, stabilize the presentation, and monitor the computer equipment we were using to project our powerpoint onto the two story whitewall we used for "important" assemblies. As the faculty filed in, everything appeared to be in order; all that was left to do before we were home free was flipping on the power switch on the projector and hitting enter the keyboard.

As I turn the projector on, my director asks me to quickly check the screen before I hit enter to make sure the program's working. I had forgotten to do so, but felt confident in the crew's ability to reason away all the possible glitches. Enter's hit and an enormous penis engulfs the auditorium, accompanied by a sultry, male voice pleading for us to join GAY.COM.


We held another assembly to apologize for the stagecrew's inability to follow instructions.

Druken, aww. That is probably the worst thing that can happen when holding an assembly or a presentation.

Wow, no kidding!

I totally agree. It was hilarious afterward, though. Everyone just stared in shock until my director calmly walked on stage and was like, "We are experiencing some technical difficulties."

The faculty laughed and we got the program running. The extra assembly was ordered by the principal, but it was more for our benefit; we had a reputation to uphold! And that was definitely not the face of our stagecrew.