Verithrax2007-04-30 02:25:51
Because this just deserves a special mention here in the forums, where we have so many Harry Potter fans. Ah... it's not-really-safe-for-work, but not particularly more graphic than a game with 'orgasm' as an emote.
Believe me, it's amusing.
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“Wel if u wonted honesty datz all u had 2 say!1111†I sang. (I dnot own da lyerix 2 dat song) My voice sounded lik a pentagram betwen Amy Lee and a gurl version of Gerard Woy. Everyone clappd. Satan got an eructation. “I’M NUT OKAY!1†I sang finaly. Suddenly Lucian started playing da song wrong by mistak.
Believe me, it's amusing.
Unknown2007-04-30 02:59:53
QUOTE(Verithrax @ Apr 29 2007, 10:25 PM) 402636
Because this just deserves a special mention here in the forums, where we have so many Harry Potter fans. Ah... it's not-really-safe-for-work, but not particularly more graphic than a game with 'orgasm' as an emote.
Believe me, it's amusing.
Believe me, it's amusing.
Bah, that's nothing compared to this:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2977058/1/
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Then out of no where BOOM happend and the back of the espcape ship fell open n one of the army guys fell out and explodd in space then another one closed it and said "NOOOOO HE WAS MY BROTHER!" and then got tired and slept.
Furien2007-04-30 03:10:12
Ohhh my god. 
Vix2007-04-30 03:36:53
QUOTE(Verithrax @ Apr 29 2007, 09:25 PM) 402636
but not particularly more graphic than a game with 'orgasm' as an emote.
I thought they removed that from Lusternia.
And I can't read anymore! Hiss! It burns us!
Unknown2007-04-30 03:38:38
Brilliant.
Chapter 5
Chapter 5
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Dumbledore made and Draco and I follow him. He kept shouting at us angrily.
“You ludacris fools!†he shouted.
I started to cry tears of blood down my pallid face. Draco comforted me. When we went back to the castle Dumbledore took us to Professor Snape and Professor McGonagall who were both looking very angry.
“They were having sexual intercourse in the Forbidden Forest!†he yelled in a furious voice.
“Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?†asked Professor McGonagall.
“How dare you?†demanded Professor Snape.
And then Draco shrieked. “BECAUSE I LOVE HER!â€
Everyone was quiet. Dumbledore and Professor McGonagall still looked mad but Professor Snape said. “Fine. Very well. You may go up to your rooms.â€
Draco and I went upstairs while the teachers glared at us.
“Are you okay, Ebony?†Draco asked me gently.
“Yeah I guess.†I lied. I went to the girl’s dorm and brushed my teeth and my hair and changed into a low-cut black floor-length dress with red lace all around it and black high heels. When I came out….
Draco was standing in front of the bathroom, and he started to sing ‘I just wanna live’ by Good Charlotte. I was so flattered, even though he wasn’t supposed to be there. We hugged and kissed. After that, we said goodnight and he reluctantly went back into his room.
“You ludacris fools!†he shouted.
I started to cry tears of blood down my pallid face. Draco comforted me. When we went back to the castle Dumbledore took us to Professor Snape and Professor McGonagall who were both looking very angry.
“They were having sexual intercourse in the Forbidden Forest!†he yelled in a furious voice.
“Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?†asked Professor McGonagall.
“How dare you?†demanded Professor Snape.
And then Draco shrieked. “BECAUSE I LOVE HER!â€
Everyone was quiet. Dumbledore and Professor McGonagall still looked mad but Professor Snape said. “Fine. Very well. You may go up to your rooms.â€
Draco and I went upstairs while the teachers glared at us.
“Are you okay, Ebony?†Draco asked me gently.
“Yeah I guess.†I lied. I went to the girl’s dorm and brushed my teeth and my hair and changed into a low-cut black floor-length dress with red lace all around it and black high heels. When I came out….
Draco was standing in front of the bathroom, and he started to sing ‘I just wanna live’ by Good Charlotte. I was so flattered, even though he wasn’t supposed to be there. We hugged and kissed. After that, we said goodnight and he reluctantly went back into his room.
Verithrax2007-04-30 04:12:59
Did you deliberately fix the grammar and spelling in that? That's half the entertainment value...
Unknown2007-04-30 15:11:33
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYY?!?!
Burn, Veri. Burn for giving me that link.
Burn, Veri. Burn for giving me that link.
Noola2007-04-30 15:29:07
Wow... That... Just wow. It really was so bad it was hilarious. 
Okin2007-04-30 23:46:47
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AN: I sed stup flaming ok ebony’s name is ENOBY nut mary su OK! DRACO IS SOO IN LUV wif her dat he is acting defrent! dey nu eechodder b4 ok!
Wow. I lol'd at in the computer room at uni.EDIT:
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He looked exactly like Joel Madden. He was so sexy that my body went all hot when I saw him kind of like an erection only I’m a girl so I didn’t get one you sicko.
Omg, this person rocks.
Shamarah2007-04-30 23:59:26
Brilliant. My god, that's comedy.
Richter2007-05-01 02:28:32
Joli showed me this the other day, I nearly fell off the couch.
Unknown2007-05-01 14:47:20
It. Is. Awesome.
And the reviews were almost as amusing.
And the reviews were almost as amusing.
Inox2007-05-09 08:41:57
Ah, a classic. Silly taEbory/Enopby/Egogy/however she misspells it this time.
Seriously, though, this has to be a parody or something.
Edit: Shoot, I didn't mean to necro the thread, I didn't realize how old it was.
Seriously, though, this has to be a parody or something.
Edit: Shoot, I didn't mean to necro the thread, I didn't realize how old it was.
Shiri2007-05-09 12:47:08
A week isn't bad.
Aison2007-05-09 14:00:17
Time could be better spent on education.
=(
=(
Kharaen2007-05-09 14:37:42
The real Draco would probably be ordering his lackeys to set Ebony on fire or something 
Did she even read the books?
Did she even read the books?
Unknown2007-05-09 14:45:04
It's an awesome parody. There is no way that someone who has such horrendous spelling, grammar and punctuation can unintentionally create so many puns and jokes using just manipulation of (mis)language.
Genos2007-05-09 19:36:23
Thank you for showing this to me it's so amazing. I showed it to all my friends so we quote it now at school.
Inox2007-05-10 05:47:17
QUOTE(Kharaen d @ May 9 2007, 07:37 AM) 405820
The real Draco would probably be ordering his lackeys to set Ebony on fire or something
Did she even read the books?
Did she even read the books?
I don't think she's even seen the movies...
Unknown2007-06-02 14:35:59
I almost wet myself.
