Oh my god! It's just too awesome for words! Please, let's hope Ashorath responds!

Yes!! Now, I'll have some of that popcorn!

DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO STOP BOTHERING ME? I NEVER REPLY TO MESSAGES NOR LETTERS, YOU SHOULD GET THE IDEA! I AM THE DUKE IF INESCAPEABLE DAMNATION, NOT SOME LETTERFRIEND.
*snort* Here I am, reveling in the hatred and grief these forums cause, and then YOU show up. YOU SHALL PAY FOR THIS, WITCH.

Ashtorath, soon to be Ruler of Nil

Oh, pssh, you don't have to act like that all the time! I know what a nice guy you are and it's alright if other people do too. No one's watching that matters! Is Lucie bullying you again? I keep telling him to stop that, and I guess you guys are tussling over the whole "Ruler of Nil" thing now? You two are so adorable with your little fights even though I know you <3 each other. Why don't you take turns? He can be the Supreme Ruler of Nil one week, and then you can be the Supreme Ruler of Nil next week and he can be the Duke of... what was it? Inescapable Bubblation? How nice!

I love you, Ashie-poo, with all my heart! Walk in the Light!
Raziela ♥

....I read this and felt my teeth start to rot.

What? You can't see Ashtorath putting aside his Nil squabble for a day to visit Raziela?

Lmao. This is funny to see *gets popcorn*

Lord Ashtorath and Lady Raziela. Hold on... isn't she like a small child or something? And he is this big thing...



Mind... hurting.. must... gouge... out.. eyes.

My dear Raziela,
why yes. I despise you. I want to rip out your eyes and feed them to my followers. I want to use your guts to ring the bells in my tower. I will, however, acknowledge that you are a stupid cow, ridden with a disease called love. I will cure you from it, however. I will make your followers slaughter each other, I will make the streets of Celest run red with blood. But, my dear Nemesis....
NEVER SUGGEST THAT I WOULD DO SOMETHING ELSE WITH THIS ARROGANT PIECE OF CRAP CALLED LUCIPHAGE THAN OVERTHROW HIM. I WILL RULE NIL, ME ME ME ALONE!

I hope you die. In pain. And slow. Ashtorath, Supreme Ruler of Nil (nearly)

Less anger, more plotting and success. And who knows, once you're Supreme Ruler of Nil, maybe you can even get your new followers to capture her guts for you...

Inescapable Bubblation!

What would it mean if you and Raziela produced a child, Ashtorath? If Raziela comes to term, it would grow within Celestia...

Advantage!

And so the Duke lives up to his name giving his followers satisfaction.

Satisfaction?! He's TALKING to Raziela! He has lowered himself to her primitive level of being in order to converse! This is not satisfaction! We had merely better hope he has some plan in store for her, so that he does not permanently stain himself with "Love".

I couldn't get into the boards there for a bit (some kind of weird IPS error) and I thought "Wow, Ashtorath got angry enough to destroy the message boards!"

Methrenton has this really nice toothpaste that will help with that kind of thing, you should ask him about it. He was going to call it "Holyfresh" but that Lord of the High Tide guy said he would sue him for ripping off his brand ("Aquafresh")! Anyway, it has holy plaque-fighting power that comes directly from the Supernals, so you should try it!



Sounds like somebody needs a hug! *GLOMP* <3

Raziela ♥

Ashtorath isn't as amusing as a Raziela.

As you heard me note earlier-- Raziela is "winning," as far as "winning" goes in this.