Shamarah needs to get one of these

Yes she does.

The Bubble is a great item! It will allow all players to now have MASSIVE, LACTATING BREASTS, not just the ones who picked female in the character creation process. And the mirrors are cool because it will allow some people to switch between bothering people with their ridiculous mammary glands, and bothering people with their disproportionately toned physique.

You forgot "a large bulge in the trousers" and "a womanly physique that could bear a child" (on a faeling) among other things. Come on, when you exaggerate, do it with MORE disgusting details! It'd make you sound infinitely cooler and gain you more internet points.

I once saw this in a description:

He is a stout dwarf and B=====================D.

this was way back when I started in Seren, so it never made it to the forums because I hadn't joined yet

I remember seeing that, so either someone posted it to the forums at the time or it was Kharvik.