Having chatsex is not 'getting any'. It is cheaper then $3.99 for the first minute and $1.99 for each additional minute.

I learn something new every day.

I am just agreeing with Ashteru. He should know about these things as he has experience.

Sorry Ash. Hey, at least you are not Tenebrae! (I think that was his name.)

Oh...well played. I think I lose.

Fain is the one with depictions of incest happening on His shrines. If there were any place for sexual deviancy I'd think it would be in Magnagora.

Hey, no offense taken, I was pretty stupid three years ago, I deserve it. (And I even was in Seren during that time, figures )

@Gwylifar: And no, Gwylifar, I am not saying having sex is an insult. Having sex in an Online game however is pretty shady. Ever thought of who you are having sex with? Could be a 15 year old girl or a 50 year old man. However, if you like to do it, hey, I don't stop you. I'll just make comments about it. ^^

To each their own. The game is filled with blood and gore and all sorts of violence. It just wouldn't be natural without the sex as well!

Ahem. Blame Aiakon for that, I think. I never really got those depictions, or Aiakon's children for that matter, because I could have sworn a large portion of one of his books is devoted to how disgusting sex is. I could be wrong, I don't always get Aiakon.

Yeah, "just text" sex is dumb. You never know who's on the other end. It makes far more sense to expend all that effort protecting arbitrary sequences of ones and zeroes, or raising an arbitrary number to 100.

You can have it either way. Either the IC experience is interesting and roleplaying is worth the time, or it all doesn't matter because it's "just text". You just can't have it both ways.

The lady doth protest too much, methinks. Go get laid already. You'll feel better.

@Ashteru: And no, Ashteru, I am not saying beating people up is an insult. Beating people up in an Online game however is pretty shady. Ever thought of who you are beating up? Could be a scrawny young girl or a 50 year old in a wheelchair. However, if you like to do it, hey, I don't stop you. I'll just make comments about it.

RP is great. I enjoy a good read. I cannot in RL go about pointing magical cudgels and transforming into a giant crow. I can however get laid in RL.

Every faction in the game has a stereotype and they have them for a reason. Magnagora is for Hard Ass Griefers, Celest is for Holy-than-Thou Griefers, Glomdoring is for Emo Goths, and Serenwilde is for MudSex. I concisely summed up the majority of posts and thread topics on this forum.

What was the topic of this thread again?

I'd just like to point out the only goths are the BTs with their godawful sicklecut, and even that isn't their fault (Nyla!)

That's your argument? That there is no place in RP for anything you can do in RL? And you're willing to stand by this argument?


Not that I'm saying you've reached the illustrious rank of "most perfidious", mind you. But second-most is good too.

If this was Wikipedia, I would be obligated to tack ] to the end of that post.

ETA: I'd advise you, BoogieMan, to try and spend a little more time on the forums before you go around spouting the same ol' stereotypical nonsense about the game's organizations like it's original or interesting... it ain't.

Assuming it's the Seren-turned-Glom I'm thinking of who has recently re-appeared, he's already spent plenty of time on the Forums with the actual name before burning out and quitting. He's certainly given plenty of hints leading that direction.

However, my guess could be completely wrong.

Argument? I usually enjoy your posts for their quality of writing. I think in this instance you are being far too serious. I will not be bated into debating. I do think infefring another has no RL sexual experience because they make a jab about the quantity of MudSex in a game to be silly. Serenwilde has a certain stereotype. Is it exaggerated? Probably? Is it deserved? Maybe. Was the interplay between Arix and Ash funny? I thought so.


I will kindly decline your offer.




You are are probably right in your guess. I will kindly ask you to keep your guess private. I have found my return to the game to be pleasant. If I can get a handle on Druid combat it is my hope that my enjoyment will continue.

Of course.

"Silly" is the best compliment any part of this conversation could hope to achieve. I claim victory.

So, anyway... How about them theaters, eh?

Theaters? I'm sorry, I was too busy eating grapes off of a naked moon maiden (In the Seren, even the guards get in on the action), I didn't really notice their introduction.

What do they do again? Can I mudsex in new and exciting ways in them?

Hrrrm. *Imagine a Kermit the Frog voice.* Instead of conceding you a victory I will instead grant you Shiri's conceding that he lost.


Yeah. Theaters. Loverly and all that jazz.

Aaah, nevermind. Can't be bothered to argue with someone who's serious over a little banter.