Harbinger Song References

by Amarysse

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Amarysse2007-06-04 06:49:22
...Look no further!

http://prestopnik.com/emo_haiku/

Yes, now you, too, can emulate the potent song-weavers of the wyrden woods and send your opponents running for their live(journal)s! Hours of endless fun, thousands of possibilities! biggrin.gif

Who could resist these stellar examples of the genre?

Tears of blood rain down
Tell me why I wish for death.
My soul rots in hell.

or

I am so alone
im dying on the inside
Destroyed by my pain

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Unknown2007-06-04 06:58:54
Hilarious.
Noola2007-06-04 07:20:17
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The one I got was:

a river of pain
Just when I thought it was safe
darkness engulfs me.
Amarysse2007-06-04 07:25:09
Ha! There are some really hilarious combinations possible.

I would absolutely die of laughter if I saw a bard using any of these. biggrin.gif
Unknown2007-06-04 07:28:54
QUOTE(Noola @ Jun 4 2007, 02:20 AM) 414701
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The one I got was:

a river of pain
Just when I thought it was safe
darkness engulfs me.


That haiku is VERY funny.

The fact that Noola got it is even funnier.
Shiri2007-06-04 07:38:29
Haha. The initial post is almost as funny as the site.
Inox2007-06-05 09:04:16
I thought this one was funny:

It is what god wants.
the faster I fall you see
God just laughs at me.

Are they supposed to almost make sense like that?
Amarysse2007-06-05 09:14:28
QUOTE(Inox @ Jun 5 2007, 04:04 AM) 414995
I thought this one was funny:

It is what god wants.
the faster I fall you see
God just laughs at me.

Are they supposed to almost make sense like that?


Some of them do, and some of them are just ridiculous.
Unknown2007-06-05 09:34:19
QUOTE
darkness engulfs me.
The sun's never touched my skin.
Hovering above
Shamarah2007-06-05 10:26:56
Wtf?

QUOTE
bleed my broken tears
Boo-hoo, boo-hoo, boo-hoo, wha!
Strangers sense my pain
Unknown2007-06-05 10:44:27
QUOTE
Tears or agony
And know things I dont want to.
My soul rots in hell.
Unknown2007-06-05 11:43:33
QUOTE
Death is no escape.
The absence of God I feel.
hold me as I weep
Okin2007-06-05 13:20:19
QUOTE
I cry about dad!
an dye my hair darkest black
my black heart, so black
Unknown2007-06-06 01:07:27
QUOTE
I only feel pain.
God hates me, I hate god back.
I want to die now
Sarrasri2007-06-06 01:14:05
QUOTE
I just peed myself...
The happier I am you see.
Tell me why I tried.


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Arundor2007-06-06 02:05:45
That's an awesome generator. smile.gif

QUOTE
Alone, emptiness.
I will never find happiness.
Nice of you to leave.
Arel2007-06-06 02:11:55
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Amarysse2007-06-06 02:16:43
QUOTE(Arel @ Jun 5 2007, 09:11 PM) 415158
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Aww. I think you and your guild are doing brilliantly! I just saw the link and couldn't resist.

...Please don't send Shayle after me.
Daereth2007-06-07 17:02:25
Hurt comes from lost love.
agony too deep to hold
he won't understand

erm.. he? no sorry... that's not happening
Reiha2007-06-07 18:09:00
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As the tears drip down
alone again, as always
I will tortue you.

Ewwww.

And my mother and sister always told me real Haikus have a reference to the Seasons, though. Hmmm.