We had a thread about how to determine haikus and things.

Posted by Gwylifar

Right. These aren't traditional haiku. They just follow the 5-7-5 pattern.

Mine ended up:

I will tortue you.
I'm filled with disillusion
alone in the dark

Tortue?? wtf is tortue?

Maybe it's a candy?

It's like fondue, but it hurts more.

tortue is the name for tortuga in french. so you're gonna be island

Well, you can submit your own, so it's likely that many of these were created by genuine emo bois and gurls who are far too concerned with such weighty matters as the social ramifications of the dead bird they found on the sidewalk to bother with silly things like proper spelling and grammar. I mean, isn't the language of pain universal, anyway?

Hehehe... That made me think of like Close Encounters, only instead of using music and lights to try to communicate with each other, the aliens and humans got together and compaired the scars on their arms.

I started with this one:

and thought for a moment that maybe Veritrhax had been writing for them. So, I decided to reload and try another one:



Well, at least it keeps to the same theme...

dying is the cure
Putting out the candle flame
Tears or agony

Which didn't really make sense. So I refreshed and got...

what pain awaits me
Blood-stained shirt of my sorrows
This is all I have

...which almost did make sense.

"true natures are shown
the faster I fall you see
Emo power F-T-W "