Saw this on a friend's livejournal and actually found it somewhat enjoyable!

The Everything Test

There are many different types of tests on the internet today. Personality tests, purity tests, stereotype tests, political tests. But now, there is one test to rule them all.

Traditionally, online tests would ask certain questions about your musical tastes or clothing for a stereotype, your experiences for a purity test, or deep questions for a personality test.We're turning that upside down - all the questions affect all the results, and we've got some innovative results too! Enjoy :-)

Personality
You are more emotional than logical, more concerned about others than concerned about self, more atheist than religious, more dependent than loner, more lazy than workaholic, more traditional than rebel, more engineering mind than artistic mind, more cynical than idealist, more leader than follower, and more introverted than extroverted.

As for specific personality traits, you are innovative (86%), romantic (71%), greedy (57%).

Stereotypes
College Student 82%
Prep 77%
Punk Rock 60%

Life Experience
Sex 25%
Substances 38%
Travel 21%

Politics
Your political views would best be described as Socialist, whom you agree with around 50% of the time. Socioeconomic
Your attitude toward life best associates you with Upper Class. You make more than 33% of those who have taken this test, and 88% less than the U.S. average.

If your life was a movie, it would be rated PG.
By the way, your hottness rank is 64%, hotter than 64% of other test takers.


take it!: http://www.thatsurveysite.net/take.php?id=eay

Warning: US-centric.

*** THE EVERYTHING TEST ***

There are many different types of tests on the internet today. Personality tests, purity tests, stereotype tests, political tests. But now, there is one test to rule them all.


Traditionally, online tests would ask certain questions about your musical tastes or clothing for a stereotype, your experiences for a purity test, or deep questions for a personality test.We're turning that upside down - all the questions affect all the results, and we've got some innovative results too! Enjoy :-)



PERSONALITY
You are more emotional than logical, more concerned about others than concerned about self, more atheist than religious, more loner than dependent, more lazy than workaholic, more traditional than rebel, more engineering mind than artistic mind, more cynical than idealist, more leader than follower, and more introverted than extroverted.
As for specific personality traits, you are intellectual (78%), adventurous (75%), romantic (71%), horny (56%).

STEREOTYPES
Geek (71%)
Punk Rock (60%)
Young Professional (50%)


LIFE EXPERIENCE
Sex (33%)
Substances (19%)
Travel (6%)


POLITICS
Your political views would best be described as Conservative, whom
you agree with around 39% of the time.

SOCIOECONOMIC
Your attitude toward life best associates you with Working Class.
You make more than 33% of those who have taken this test,
and 88% less than the U.S. average.

If your life was a movie, it would be rated PG-13.
By the way, your hottness rank is 50%, hotter than 17% of other test takers.





Although, there were a couple questions (such as the one about debating with people) where they didn't have an answer that fit. I think if there were more choices that ranked as logical, I'd be Logic>emotions. That's what I want to tell myself, anyway.

I got more emotional than logical, too, which I think is wrong. Also, I don't know you, but I'm sure your way hotter than 17% of people.

Bolded parts don't fit. At all. Others... yeah.

Old geezer?


*cough* Yeah...

True.


I'm living from my student grant. Which isn't a lot even before considering Poland's weaker currency.

Taking the yank bits away, I'm a compassionate, logical extrovert, with an equal part white trash/punk rock stereotype (sad panda. I don't live in a caravan.)

42% sex, 21% substances, and the other one was travel, 3%. Blah. Oh, 75% intellectual, 52% adventurous. wtf?

PERSONALITY
You are more logical than emotional, more concerned about self than concerned about others, more atheist than religious, more dependent than loner, more lazy than workaholic, more traditional than rebel, more engineering mind than artistic mind, more cynical than idealist, more follower than leader, and more introverted than extroverted.
As for specific personality traits, you are romantic (71%), innovative (57%).

Some here is wrong...I'm more emotional, loner, artistic.

STEREOTYPES
Hippie (53%)
Prep (38%)
Geek (35%)

... hippy? Prep! GEEK?!?

LIFE EXPERIENCE
Sex (19%)
Substances (0%)
Travel (3%)

US centric, I've never travelled.

POLITICS
Your political views would best be described as Socialist, whom
you agree with around 67% of the time.

I guess that's right.

SOCIOECONOMIC
Your attitude toward life best associates you with Middle Class.
You make more than 33% of those who have taken this test,
and 88% less than the U.S. average.

This is true. Likely. Probably.

If your life was a movie, it would be rated PG-13.
By the way, your hottness rank is 43%, hotter than 6% of other test takers.

Personality
You are more emotional than logical, more concerned about others than concerned about self, more atheist than religious, more dependent than loner, more lazy than workaholic, more traditional than rebel, more engineering mind than artistic mind, more cynical than idealist, more follower than leader, and more extroverted than introverted.
Not sure about the extro thing
As for specific personality traits, you are innovative (71%), horny (67%), greedy (62%), adventurous (56%).

Stereotypes
College Student 73%
Geek 71%
Punk Rock 67%

Life Experience
Sex 31%
Substances 3%
Travel 18%

Politics
Your political views would best be described as Libertarian, whom you agree with around 41% of the time.
wtf, I don't know what this means
Socioeconomic
Your attitude toward life best associates you with Middle Class. You make more than 39% of those who have taken this test, and 82% less than the U.S. average.

If your life was a movie, it would be rated PG-13.le sigh
By the way, your hottness rank is 57%, hotter than 37% of other test takers.

Personality
You are more emotional than logical, more concerned about others than concerned about self, more atheist than religious, more dependent than loner, more lazy than workaholic, more traditional than rebel, more artistic mind than engineering mind, more idealist than cynical, more leader than follower, and more extroverted than introverted.

Apart from the "traditional" bit, definitely true. I'm not sure someone who fit neatly into that category would've gotten the scores I did elsewhere.

As for specific personality traits, you are intellectual (89%), romantic (86%), innovative (86%), adventurous (69%). That sounds about right.

Stereotypes
Geek 88% Ha! I can't deny it, though.
Punk Rock 87% Mhmm. I am so hardcore.
Old Geezer 83% It's so true, though!

Life Experience
Sex 60%
Substances 22%
Travel 21% I wish I'd scored higher on this one!

Politics
Your political views would best be described as Libertarian, whom you agree with around 86% of the time. True! Socioeconomic
Your attitude toward life best associates you with Upper Middle Class. You make more than 57% of those who have taken this test, and 54% less than the U.S. average. Not sure where that came from.

If your life was a movie, it would be rated R. It would've been NC-17, but, you know... I had to make some edits or they wouldn't accept the script...
By the way, your hotness rank is 60%, hotter than 46% of other test takers. My fiancé will be thrilled.

Personality
You are more emotional than logical, more concerned about others than concerned about self, more atheist than religious, more dependent than loner, more lazy than workaholic, more rebel than traditional, more engineering mind than artistic mind, more idealist than cynical, more follower than leader, and more extroverted than introverted.

As for specific personality traits, you are romantic (71%) true, innovative (71%)true, intellectual (59%)doubt it, horny (58%)result was unexpected .

Stereotypes
Old Geezer 83%
Hippie 63% ???
Punk Rock 60%

Life Experience
Sex 19%
Substances 3%
Travel 0%

Politics
Your political views would best be described as Socialist, whom you agree with around 78% of the time.

Socioeconomic
Your attitude toward life best associates you with Working Class. You make more than 0% of those who have taken this test, and 100% less than the U.S. average.

If your life was a movie, it would be rated PG.
By the way, your hottness rank is 50%, hotter than 17% of other test takers.

OMG, Amarysse, way to have "life" experience.

61%, when everyone else is at, like, 25%?

I'm just very, very honest.

PERSONALITY
You are more logical than emotional, more concerned about others than concerned about self, more atheist than religious, more dependent than loner, more lazy than workaholic, more rebel than traditional, more engineering mind than artistic mind, more cynical than idealist, more leader than follower, and more extroverted than introverted. Bolded not true, the rest sounds about right, however
As for specific personality traits, you are romantic (86%)True, innovative (86%)True, intellectual (70%)A little less than expected, but true none the less, adventurous (69%)Unexpected answer.

STEREOTYPES
Punk Rock (60%) I'm more of a classic rock fan, myself, but Punk's still good!
White Trash (55%) WTF!? I am about as far from white trash as possible! I replace this with Nerd.
Prep (54%) I guess...


LIFE EXPERIENCE
Sex (27%) Still a virgin, though I have fun with my girlfriend anyhow!
Substances (3%) I have asthma, so I suppose I HAVE to take drugs, though I've never smoked nor done any illegal substances EVER, nor will I ever. I'm a good boy!
Travel (21%) Sorta... mostly in the US, though


POLITICS
Your political views would best be described as Libertarian, whom
you agree with around 55% of the time. I guess so...

SOCIOECONOMIC
Your attitude toward life best associates you with Lower Middle Class.
You make more than 36% of those who have taken this test,
and 86% less than the U.S. average. Damn first job's lowly income...

If your life was a movie, it would be rated PG.
By the way, your hottness rank is 64%, hotter than 64% of other test takers. Heck yes!

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PERSONALITY
You are more emotional than logical, more concerned about others than concerned about self, more atheist than religious, more loner than dependent, more lazy than workaholic, more rebel than traditional, more artistic mind than engineering mind, more idealist than cynical, more leader than follower, and more extroverted than introverted.
As for specific personality traits, you are outgoing (100%), innovative (86%), romantic (71%), intellectual (70%).

STEREOTYPES
Punk Rock (73%)
White Trash (55%)
Hippie (53%)


LIFE EXPERIENCE
Sex (4%)
Substances (16%)
Travel (15%)


POLITICS
Your political views would best be described as Socialist, whom
you agree with around 78% of the time.

SOCIOECONOMIC
Your attitude toward life best associates you with Working Class.
You make more than 67% of those who have taken this test,
and 40% less than the U.S. average.

If your life was a movie, it would be rated G.
By the way, your hottness rank is 52%, hotter than 22% of other test takers.

So Noola is not only a bastion of goodness and optimism, but purity as well!

Is there an "Are you an ideal sacrificial maiden for use in demonic ritual?" quiz?

I suppose I could drag Noola to Nil and find out.

That, or just stalk her for weeks until I know her every move and cut open her chest anyway, write "The Darkness Comes" with her heart as a sponge and suspend her bodyparts slightly apart from each other from the ceiling with wire...

But anyway.

You are more logical than emotional, more concerned about others than concerned about self, more atheist than religious, more loner than dependent, more lazy than workaholic, more rebel than traditional, more engineering mind than artistic mind, more cynical than idealist, more leader than follower, and more extroverted than introverted.

As for specific personality traits, you are innovative (86%), adventurous (69%).

Rebel doesn't really make much sense. I get told I'm old fashioned so often it's not even funny, but hey, it's a broad term.

Stereotypes

Old Geezer 100%
College Student 73%
Young Professional 70%

Ha! How can I be a total old geezer and be a rebel? And why isn't geek there? (must be the the fourth highest scored or something)

Life Experience

Sex 8%
Substances 3%
Travel 56%

Looks pretty accurate, especially if used in ratios to compare to one another.

Politics

Your political views would best be described as Liberal, whom you agree with around 54% of the time. Socioeconomic
Your attitude toward life best associates you with Middle Class. You make more than 70% of those who have taken this test, and 31% less than the U.S. average.

Heh, my political compass seems to be different every time I take a test trying to measure it. I bet if this one had all the questions about abortion replaced with questions about the death penalty, I'd be conservative.

If your life was a movie, it would be rated G.
By the way, your hottness rank is 74%, hotter than 90% of other test takers.



Okay. This must definitely mean that one's confidence and acceptance of their body and appearance must be weighted heavily on this portion.

I was extremely honest too, my score's just relatively low to begin with...


@Saran: In theory, Libertarians can be classified as somewhat conservative economically, and extremely liberal civilly. In simple terms the government should only regulate things that interfere with other people's basic rights (the right to own property, to live) and people should be mostly left to their own devices. So drugs should be legalized, marriage open to anyone, but murder and theft should still be legalized.

That's my understanding of the theory.

I guess that's kinda me, I hate that the government interfere with so much though I don't agree with the drugs, murder and theft (GO GO GAY BRIDAL REGISTRY sorry channeling a comedian)

at any rate this quiz was just so us it's not funny, like yes I have voted but no i didn't vote for any of the candidates they list