Yeah... I was essentially just trying to make myself feel better about being such a brazen harlot.

Brazen, you say...

Well, I could also have gone with "woman of questionable virtue who moonlights at Fast Mary's House of Negotiable Affection."

Bonus points to anyone who gets the reference there, by the way.

Not a lot of places like that in THIS anthill.

See? My "Geek" score was entirely accurate!

I took this test but I've decided not to share my results because I'm embarrassed and all of you would be scarred for life.

It can't be worse than mine!

I somehow ended up with both Young Professional and Old Geezer. Huh??

Is it me, or was this test a little overly interested in the details of your sex life? Somewhere between "Have you ever willingly had sex with a family member?" and "Have you ever used a shower head for purposes beyond showering?", I had to wonder.

PERSONALITY
You are more emotional than logical, more concerned about others than concerned about self, more atheist than religious, more dependent than loner, more lazy than workaholic, more rebel than traditional, more engineering mind than artistic mind, more cynical than idealist, more leader than follower, and more introverted than extroverted.
As for specific personality traits, you are adventurous (69%), greedy (57%), romantic (57%).

...wow. Aside from "more atheist than religious," "more cynical than idealist," and "more introverted than extroverted," (and possibly "more engineering mind than artistic mind." I'm not sure about that one) I think they managed to get just about everything wrong. Or at least, very different from how I see myself. One test to rule them all, eh?

STEREOTYPES
Prep (54%)
Old Geezer (50%)
College Student (36%)

Sounds about right. I really am an ancient, preppy college student!

LIFE EXPERIENCE
Sex (29%)
Substances (3%)
Travel (47%)

I really want to reference Amarysse's results here somehow, but I can't think of a clever enough way to put it. Anyway, those all sound about right. Although I was a little annoyed that they didn't put Asia in with the travel choices. Or Africa. Do those two not count, next to places like Canada, Australia, or Russia?

POLITICS
Your political views would best be described as Liberal, whom you agree with around 43% of the time.

I do definitely lean in that direction. But then, I don't incline much toward politics at all, in general.

SOCIOECONOMIC
Your attitude toward life best associates you with Lower Middle Class. You make more than 25% of those who have taken this test, and 95% less than the U.S. average.

Ouch. But then, these are student wages, so that's not as bad as it sounds. I always do say that it's a pity more jobs don't ask for things like "keen wit" or "a delicately honed sense of irony" in their descriptions.

If your life was a movie, it would be rated PG-13.
By the way, your hottness rank is 60%, hotter than 46% of other test takers.

Yeah, I'm sure they say that to all the ladies.

Personality
You are more logical than emotional, more concerned about self than concerned about others, more religious than atheist, more loner than dependent, more workaholic than lazy, more rebel than traditional, more engineering mind than artistic mind, more idealist than cynical, more leader than follower, and more introverted than extroverted.

As for specific personality traits, you are religious (93%), intellectual (89%), greedy (64%), innovative (64%).

Stereotypes
College Student 64%
Prep 62%
Punk Rock 53%

Life Experience
Sex 6%
Substances 0%
Travel 18%


Politics
Your political views would best be described as Conservative, whom you agree with around 75% of the time. Socioeconomic
Your attitude toward life best associates you with Lower Middle Class. You make more than 28% of those who have taken this test, and 93% less than the U.S. average.


If your life was a movie, it would be rated G.
By the way, your hottness rank is 52%, hotter than 22% of other test takers.

How badly will you hurt me if I comment on these results?

-peer- What's wrong with Canada?

That depends on what you plan on saying.



There's nothing wrong with Canada. I know there are many Canadians and Australians here, and probably at least a few Russians too. I just couldn't help noticing that, in mentioning those countries, they omitted whole continents. Continents that are pretty well worth visiting, too.

I suppose it's just another sign of the US-centricness of the test, that's all.

Personality
More emotional than logical, more concerned about self, more atheist, more loner, more lazy, more rebel, more engineering mind, more idealist, more leader, and more introverted.


Adventurous (75%), innovative (71%).

Stereotypes
Old Geezer 83%
Geek 65%
Prep 46%

Life Experience
Sex 21%
Substances 0%
Travel 21%

Politics
Your political views would best be described as Socialist, whom you agree with around 100% of the time.

Socioeconomic
Your attitude toward life best associates you with Lower Middle Class. You make more than 25% of those who have taken this test, and 95% less than the U.S. average.

If your life was a movie, it would be rated PG.
By the way, your hottness rank is 67%, hotter than 72% of other test takers.

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PERSONALITY
You are more logical than emotional, more concerned about others than concerned about self, more atheist than religious, more dependent than loner, more lazy than workaholic, more rebel than traditional, more engineering mind than artistic mind, more cynical than idealist, more leader than follower, and more extroverted than introverted.
As for specific personality traits, you are innovative (71%), greedy (69%), intellectual (67%), horny (58%).

STEREOTYPES
College Student (82%)
Prep (54%)
Punk Rock (53%)


LIFE EXPERIENCE
Sex (23%)
Substances (3%)
Travel (15%)


POLITICS
Your political views would best be described as Libertarian, whom
you agree with around 77% of the time.

SOCIOECONOMIC
Your attitude toward life best associates you with .
You make more than 85% of those who have taken this test,
and 4% more than the U.S. average.

If your life was a movie, it would be rated G.
By the way, your hottness rank is 50%, hotter than 17% of other test takers.

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Personality
You are more logical than emotional, more concerned about self than concerned about others, more atheist than religious, more loner than dependent, more workaholic than lazy, more rebel than traditional, more engineering mind than artistic mind, more cynical than idealist, more leader than follower, and more extroverted than introverted.

As for specific personality traits, you are innovative (93%), intellectual (85%), adventurous (75%), greedy (69%).
Myers-Briggs ranks my 100% introvert, which I agree with. So other than "extrovert", true so far

Stereotypes
Geek 88%
Punk Rock 73%
White Trash 45%
True on the geek; not true on the others. I'd consider myself more metal than punk, and even metal is a stretch, excepting my hair hanging down to the top of my behind.

Politics
Your political views would best be described as Libertarian, whom you agree with around 86% of the time
True, though I think the % is too low.

My sex and fiscal matters are no one's business, so I'll leave that out. Did I mention I'm 100% introvert?

Ha, me too. Doesn't it suck?

Personality
You are more logical than emotional, more concerned about self than concerned about others, more atheist than religious, more loner than dependent, more lazy than workaholic, more rebel than traditional, more engineering mind than artistic mind, more cynical than idealist, more leader than follower, and more introverted than extroverted.
As for specific personality traits, you are innovative (86%), adventurous (75%).
Everything seems right, cept the more leader than follower thing.

Stereotypes
Old Geezer 67% Whee
College Student 64%
Punk Rock 53%

Life Experience
Sex 17%
Substances 3%
Travel 18%

Politics
Your political views would best be described as Libertarian, whom you agree with around 36% of the time.

Socioeconomic
Your attitude toward life best associates you with Working Class. You make more than 0% of those who have taken this test, and 100% less than the U.S. average.

If your life was a movie, it would be rated G.
By the way, your hottness rank is 57%, hotter than 37% of other test takers.

PERSONALITY
You are more logical than emotional, more concerned about others than concerned about self, more atheist than religious, more loner than dependent, more lazy than workaholic, more rebel than traditional, more artistic mind than engineering mind, more idealist than cynical, more follower than leader, and more extroverted than introverted.
As for specific personality traits, you are romantic (86%), slutty (68%), religious (67%), intellectual (67%).

STEREOTYPES
Old Geezer (100%) I'm a slutty old geezer?
College Student (91%)
Punk Rock (80%)


LIFE EXPERIENCE
Sex (38%)
Substances (22%)
Travel (26%)


POLITICS
Your political views would best be described as Liberal, whom
you agree with around 54% of the time.

SOCIOECONOMIC
Your attitude toward life best associates you with Middle Class.
You make more than 47% of those who have taken this test,
and 72% less than the U.S. average.

If your life was a movie, it would be rated R.
By the way, your hottness rank is 69%, hotter than 79% of other test takers.

Druken's an R-rated, slutty, drugged-up romantic!