MAGNAGORA NEWS #823
Date: 8/13/2007 at 2:57
From: Dreadlord Murphy, Ur'Trooper
To : Everyone
Subj: Warlord

Soldiers,

Today I come before you to inform that I have also contested the
position as Warlord. Most of you know Me, and know what I stand for. I
don't do long winded political debates, and I don't play politics. I'm a
Leader and a combatant. Magnagora was forged in the fires of combat, My
own blood sweat and tears as well as those of everyone who has ever
fought for her, has gone into making Magnagora the machine of domination
it is today.

Lately we have gone soft. Our dominance over the enemy is less than
complete. This needs to change. I really don't care if it's Me or other
fool you vote for, just make the right bloody decision and get someone
in power who is going to assert our dominance, as we used to. The enemy
are weak, gutless idiots who shall be ruled by the stong....by us!

I wont sit here and make you promises that I will do this and that and
carry on like a pathetic old man trying to swindle his way into power,
there is no better promise than track record. My fellow Soldiers, I
promise you blood. I promise you death. I have brought both time and
time again to us and we have prevailed.....I will continue to bring
fire, blood death and victory regardless of the outcome of any election.
It is time to crush the enemy like pitiful bugs beneath an iron boot.
They will beg for mercy but none shall be offered, only death. There
will be no mercy or quarter for any who stand in our path. Regardless of
the situation, My only promise is that our enemies will once again FEAR
our name.

It's time to harden up My Soldiers. Bring forth the pain to our enemies.
Let the reign of Magnagora recommence!

Dreadlord

YES.

That post is made of epic win.



Picture unrelated.

Ah, bring it.

OH YES

I like how he capitalizes Me and My.

lol <3 Murph

Hurry someone favour my mag alt so I can vote for murph

vote for me bitches, you know it's gonna be epic

It better be, I'm counting on you...

MURPHY CRIES!?!?!?!

Do his tears cure cancer?

tears happen when something gets stuck in your eye, like your oponent's weapon. It has nothing to do with crying.

Dag is correct, tears are a physical thing, Murphy's only emotion is rage!

Haha, I love my brother.

And yes, his tears cure cancer.

...is his middle name Rasputin, by any chance?

EDIT: REVAN'S BACK TOO!?

SQUEE!

Is Murphy the new Chuck Norris?


Can he divide by 0?

When i go swimming, I don't get wet.

The water gets Murphy.

go murphy !!! got my vote

When the water gets Murphy, does it come out to slaughter anyone who comes close?