.....and it's down again. I need another dog to kill.

So this means... it wasn't Celest's collegium that was being released? ='(

** We need to shutdown temporarily to investigate the problems. **


You cursed it.

Sybl reaches over and caresses the Megalith of Doom tenderly. (Megalith not working.)
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A masked aslaran says, "Uh oh."

@Estarra it's day here no pretties in sight...
@Acrune do so just not naked

Yay it's up.. but I spoke too soon and it's down again!

You broke it.

Being such a failure at life, I quoted your post instead of Balizar's. But they're coming for your "cloak", too.

Obviously, you guys didn't buy enough credits and IRE has gone bankrupt. Lusternia is dead. RIP.

Whats wrong with naked?

Everything.

I got off work and kept trying to connect, it said it was connected but the big LUSTERNIA never showed up. I thought my ZMUD was on the fritz again.

It's the end of life as we know it

I would like to thank those of you who are helping us beta test our new feature. I suppose while we're down I can tell you a little bit about this exciting new addition to Lusternia!

Some of the more astute among you likely noticed that you no longer regain balance or equilbrium, and this is the key feature of our new and innovative anti-griefer system, tentatively dubbed: AVENGER++

Due to the increasingly out-of-control levels of violence and "griefing" behavior among our players, we felt that disabling balance and equilibrium is the most effective way to ensure that everyone has an enjoyable, stress-free and lasting Lusternian experience. I hope you've enjoyed this "sneak peak" of our PK system, of which more details will be released in the immediate future. Additional features include: the ability to go to the Avenger and demand that he snuggle your oppressor in your name, the ability to turn any player into a fluffy bunny for a set period of time, and free chocolates for everyone. I think you will agree that this will make Lusternia a more fun place to be, and a trend-setter in the gaming world.

Stay tuned for more details soon.

This is certainly an excellent opportunity to eat, shower, shave, and dress in clean clothes. Perhaps go have a night or day out on the town.

I'm torn between and

I must be cursed. I log on seriously for the first time in like a year, and the world comes to an end.

It's not even April 1, Morgfyre!

<3 <3 <3

When we get back, just for the RP hell of it, we should have Ketheru flailing tentacles at us while Avechna is beating him back or something.

Too bad I know Roark is a Metalocalypse fan, and no snuggle bunnies, but lake trolls I can see >.>

NO

Every kethuru event the whole populace of Lusternia ends up dying 3-4 times unwillingly.