-Reputation is everything, and anything you do as a novice will follow you until the end of time
-Wearing tons of jewelry to distract people from the fact that you are not wearing clothes is effective, but it gets a bit chilly
-Guildhopping is overrated, but you get a free hat
-Trader Bob is the spawn of Kethuru, but he's good experience and esteem
-nobody actually gives a rat's ass if you kill merians/aslarans/krokani/whatever, they just want to kill you

I suppose everyone has said the things I'd say:

Dun piss off Terentia.
Dun piss off the Elders in general.

However I do have this to add:
Ixion hurts. A lot.

I know! All the dust he kicks up when he runs away gets in my eyes, and let me tell you, that burns until you give them a good rinsing.

Unless it's me. Then chances are you'll get some sort of award.

Ok when you're a fraction of his might, a warrior without any form of a combat system, he hurts in a totally different way.

That's another thing I've learned:
If you don't have a combat system you are ed. BIG time.

Teasing gods with Cookies tends to send them your way. >.>

Wish I had known that a taaaaaaaad sooner when I was Hierophant.

That's what we call the "Yrael Exception". It applies to most Lusternian laws and almost always inverts them.

if you don't have a healing system, take sacraments. Always save for trueheal

if you don't have a healing system, take sacraments. Always save for trueheal

Yah Krellan, trueheal will stop her from dying in a few hits. She's pretty low ranked and yes, I know who your char is, fireweaver! The personality is unmistakable.

Don't bash with demigods, period.
Don't enter combat with all of your psi channels locked.
Don't enter combat with your system paused.
Don't try and threaten players who made annoying novices just to piss people off, it never works. And definitely don't kill them, because nobody likes an irritating soul that hangs around.
Don't bring your mount on enemy-plane raids. Unless you have a cubix.

aww! It's not like she won't gain a few levels here and there and eventually have the health to survive more hits.

Something else I've learned:

Don't configure zMUD to automatically log your character in...Especially if you accidently go AFK.

One thing i learned the hard way was Staff + Flame Sigil + Enemy Nexus = stupid.

I couldn't summon it back.


Another thing is the Divine don't like it when you sing OOC songs to Trader Bob.