In what world is Grandmaster Doorblaster not amusing?

I dunno... I've never heard of him?

It's a joke...It's highly liklely that he's fictional...Doorblast is an enchantment isn't it..?

If memory serves it's an Elementalism spell.

It doesn't have to be funny to be cute or awesome. Even if this is in the Funnies.

Grandmaster Doman.
Grandmaster Doorblaster.

You're not supposed to post and say something isn't funny, btw. :|

...after a random debate about the different between Aia and Alita...

(The Star Council): You say, "Alita is my sister."

(The Star Council): Kaalak (from the Aetherways) says, "She must be evil. Carry
on."

You tell Cardinal Kaalak, Experimental Theologian, "Ouch."

Kaalak tells you, "Kaalak. Master of sharp repartee. Starting a guild for it
soon."

You tell Cardinal Kaalak, Experimental Theologian, "I so won't be joining."

Kaalak tells you, "*you have been enemied by Kaalak's Brilliant Debating
Club.*."

You tell Cardinal Kaalak, Experimental Theologian, "Better check my stats. Oh
wait! I wanted a position there! *PARLEY*."

Kaalak tells you, "*Request Denied*."

You tell Cardinal Kaalak, Experimental Theologian, "*PARLEY WITH 50K*."

Kaalak tells you, "*ACCEPTS BRIBE*."

You tell Cardinal Kaalak, Experimental Theologian, "*Request for position?*."

Kaalak tells you, "*Abort, Retry, Ignore?*."

You tell Cardinal Kaalak, Experimental Theologian, "*Bribe of 25k*."

Kaalak tells you, "My morals are not that cheap."

You tell Cardinal Kaalak, Experimental Theologian, "And a throne?"

Kaalak tells you, "404."

You tell Cardinal Kaalak, Experimental Theologian, "Aww."

Kaalak tells you, "You broke it!"

Kaalak tells you, "*File Subpoena for Civil Case*."

You tell Cardinal Kaalak, Experimental Theologian, "*Reboot*."

You tell Cardinal Kaalak, Experimental Theologian, "Oh joy. Guess who's the
judge."

Kaalak tells you, "Here comes the Judge."

You tell Cardinal Kaalak, Experimental Theologian, "*DENIED*."

You tell Cardinal Kaalak, Experimental Theologian, "Gadritan and I have a yearly
court case where he's a lawyer and I'm a judge."

Kaalak tells you, "*calls in tactical strike with Armour*."

Kaalak tells you, "I was the freaking MERCIFUL JUDGE. I have a higher court.
Request for appeal denied."

You tell Cardinal Kaalak, Experimental Theologian, "I'm a five time guildleader
though!"

Kaalak tells you, "Of the BARDS."

You tell Cardinal Kaalak, Experimental Theologian, "WRONG."

You tell Cardinal Kaalak, Experimental Theologian, "3 time of the bards. Twice
of the Paladins."

Kaalak tells you, "Which is like, GWHO; me and one other guy."

Kaalak tells you, "Ok I'll stop. That was unnesscessary."

It was during the competition of Bombard. I was threatening the gnomes with doorblast on a door they were keeping...strangely secret. After a while, the bard decided to mention that.

A soft angelic hymn rises from New Celest as the Pool of Stars glows with a
bright white light. A slight tremble shakes the Basin of Life as a surge of raw
power bursts from the Pool. Before long, Alodia rises tale and hale, a new
Ascendant risen from the power of New Celest.
Your artistic eye immediately notices the flaws in what is obviously an
illusion.

Whoever did that, learn to spell, kay?

That's awesome.

Dude, I freaked out reading that.

Pooh, Celest now has a VA and a TA. But that looked awesome. Surges of raw power bursting from places are my thing.

I don't think it's real.

People believed it with the illusion line after.....

(Maeve gets another one of her wild mood swings)

You yell, "Spirits of Faethorn, listen up. Your Queen apparently could give less
of a damn that the elemental planes are massacring you by the hundreds. So I'd
kindly suggest you make your way out of Faethorn and into one of the forests."

You yell, "Unless you want to be completely and unwaveringly stubborn and, like
her, eventually die."

-walk back to Etherwilde, 1 minute later-

Queen Maeve of the Fae shouts, "Alianna, you are hereby enemied to Faethorn for
your insults to our person."

Queen Maeve of the Fae shouts, "Let all fae deride her for her words."

This event is officially awesome. For me, at least!

Murlough, the Lord of the Red Tide slaps you on the cheek.

So much for actually talking. This event feels like I'm shooting myself in the foot over and over and over and over and over and over.

No...

If Alodia ever got Ascended I'd be really super PO'ed...