Quotes 4

by Terentia

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Veonira2008-03-04 13:07:58
Message #817 Sent by: Thoros
03/04 08:07 "I must speak with you about an important matter when you are about,
Grandlady."

Message #818 Sent by: Thoros
03/04 08:07 "Warlady, I mean. These kephera have scrambled my brain."

Message #819 Sent by: Thoros
03/04 08:08 "((or is it warlord."

Message #820 Sent by: Thoros
03/04 08:08 "((or is it warlord?????!!!!!! I seriously don't know :|))"
Unknown2008-03-04 13:50:19
QUOTE(Veonira @ Mar 4 2008, 01:07 PM) 491115
Message #817 Sent by: Thoros
03/04 08:07 "I must speak with you about an important matter when you are about,
Grandlady."

Message #818 Sent by: Thoros
03/04 08:07 "Warlady, I mean. These kephera have scrambled my brain."

Message #819 Sent by: Thoros
03/04 08:08 "((or is it warlord."

Message #820 Sent by: Thoros
03/04 08:08 "((or is it warlord?????!!!!!! I seriously don't know :|))"


Erm err

As Jigan would do..

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Casilu2008-03-04 21:10:31
Templar Tervic, Guardian of Knowledge says, "The design is from a cartel that
I'm not part of."
2928h, 3823m, 4242e, 10p, 11715en, 18285w exk-<13:05:23.767>
ql
On the rooftops over the Pool of Stars.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. An
obsidian eye sigil is here. There are 4 cavaliers of the Light here. Templar
Tervic, Guardian of Knowledge is here, sprawled on the ground.
You see exits leading north, northeast, east, southeast, south, southwest, west,
northwest, and up (open door).
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(The Dekoven Lineage): Belloc says, "Whoooooooooooooo."
2928h, 3823m, 4242e, 10p, 11715en, 18285w exk-<13:05:27.731>
honours belloc
Inquisitor Belloc Dekoven, Grand Apostle of Dove (Male Merian Lord).
He is 31 years old, having been born on the 21st of Avechary, 168 years after
the Coming of Estarra.
He is ranked 160th in Lusternia.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is a Baron in the Righteous Principality of New Celest.
He holds the position of a Commander of the Temple in the Paladins.
He holds the position of an Inquisitor in the Paladins.
He is a Walker of Lost Lands in the Fellowship of Explorers.
He is a graduate of the Empyreal Academy.
He is a member of the clan called 'The Armies of Light.'
He is a member of the clan called 'The Dekoven Lineage.'
He is a member of the clan called 'The Dreymos Trading Association.'
He is a member of the clan called 'The Star Council.'
He is a mentor and able to take on proteges.
He is considered to be approximately 500% of your might.
He is recently engaged to be married to Serenguard Kilana Mes'ard!
He is a second generation member of the Dekoven family.
See HONOURS FULL BELLOC to view his 1 special honours.
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Templar Tervic, Guardian of Knowledge says, "I can't just look at it and say "oh
this is what I need"."
2928h, 3823m, 4242e, 10p, 11715en, 18285w exk-<13:05:31.690>

Templar Tervic, Guardian of Knowledge says, "However."
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(The Dekoven Lineage): Tervic says, "Belloc."
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(The Dekoven Lineage): Tervic says, "Question."
2928h, 3823m, 4242e, 10p, 11715en, 18285w exk-<13:06:36.969>

(The Dekoven Lineage): Belloc says, "5."
2928h, 3823m, 4242e, 10p, 11715en, 18285w exk-<13:06:41.023>

(The Dekoven Lineage): Tervic says, "Ravenwood tahto, what're the comms."
2928h, 3823m, 4242e, 10p, 11715en, 18285w exk-<13:06:44.711>
'What cartel is it from??
You ask, "What cartel is it from?"
2928h, 3823m, 4242e, 10p, 11715en, 18285w exk-<13:06:49.359>

(The Dekoven Lineage): Belloc says, "Look at it..."
2928h, 3823m, 4242e, 10p, 11715en, 18285w exk-<13:06:51.113>

Templar Tervic, Guardian of Knowledge says, "I do know who made it."
2928h, 3823m, 4242e, 10p, 11715en, 18285w exk-<13:06:51.931>

(The Dekoven Lineage): Adella says, "Belllllloc."
2928h, 3823m, 4242e, 10p, 11715en, 18285w exk-<13:06:59.194>

(The Dekoven Lineage): Tervic says, "I can't tell the commcosts from probing an
item."
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(The Dekoven Lineage): Tervic says, "Nor is it in a cartel that I'm a member
of."
2928h, 3823m, 4242e, 10p, 11715en, 18285w exk-<13:06:7.265>

(The Dekoven Lineage): Belloc says, "It's public design."
2928h, 3823m, 4242e, 10p, 11715en, 18285w exk-<13:06:8.293>

(The Dekoven Lineage): Tervic says, "You're shitting me."
2928h, 3823m, 4242e, 10p, 11715en, 18285w exk-<13:06:13.613>

(The Dekoven Lineage): Belloc says, "Lol."
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(The Dekoven Lineage): Belloc says, "Yeah, I made it."
2928h, 3823m, 4242e, 10p, 11715en, 18285w exk-<13:06:17.423>
snicker
You snicker softly to yourself.
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(The Dekoven Lineage): Tervic says, "My god I fail."
2928h, 3823m, 4242e, 10p, 11715en, 18285w exk-<13:06:19.335>

(The Dekoven Lineage): Tervic says, "FAIL."
Tervic2008-03-04 22:03:25
yeah, y'know what, go die in a fire dry.gif




<>: Malicia (from the Aetherways) says, "So long as it's drenched in orca blood, Sir Tervic."

*cry*
Feyrll2008-03-04 23:57:56
(Magnagora): Sadye says, "Rattusk made my panties tawdry!"

(Magnagora): Sadye says, "Misaether."

You tell Apprentice of the Clay, Rattusk d'Murani, "((Now, to look up the
definition of tawdry before quoting!))"

Rattusk tells you, "( bad bad Feryll."

You tell Apprentice of the Clay, Rattusk d'Murani, "((Am I? I would say bad bad
Rattusk for making her panties lashy, meretricious and gawdy!))"
Shamarah2008-03-05 00:07:26
QUOTE(Thoros LaSaet @ Mar 4 2008, 08:50 AM) 491117
Erm err

As Jigan would do..

dazed.gif


That smiley is really going to be renamed to :jigan:.
Kaalak2008-03-05 05:03:53
Balizar tells you, "Wut."

You tell Balizar, "Wut. Spar in a few?"


Balizar tells you, "Sure thing after I finish up with my fiance."


You tell Balizar, ".... er.... MAY be later."


Balizar tells you, "Not what it sounds like!"

You tell Balizar, "*tiptoes quietly out of the room*."

Balizar tells you, "There is no room you bastard."
Casilu2008-03-05 05:22:58
Out of nowhere...

Nerra tells you, "To casi We need to get you a nice Celestian boy. Maybe a rich son of a Noble Merian Paladin family, who ran away from home to become a merchant."

You tell Evangelic Baroness Nerra Natsurei, Guardian of the Holy Forge, "...?"

Nerra tells you, "We need to get you a nice Celestian boy. Maybe a rich son of a Noble Merian Paladin family, who ran away from home to become a merchant."

You tell Evangelic Baroness Nerra Natsurei, Guardian of the Holy Forge, "My statement still stands."

Nerra tells you, "Okay..."

You tell Evangelic Baroness Nerra Natsurei, Guardian of the Holy Forge, "Why?"

Nerra tells you, "How about a big strapping Taurian tahtetso, back from the war against the Taint. He's god a strong, hard outer shell but inside is a soft man who just needs to be loved."

You tell Evangelic Baroness Nerra Natsurei, Guardian of the Holy Forge, "Nerra, dear, I'm confused."

Nerra tells you, "Or maybe a shy elfen Aquamancer who may never talks much but always says the most profound and heartfelt things you've ever heard, and although he's a master enchanter with his own shop, lives so modestly he can shower you with gifts, displaying his long hidden passion..."

Nerra tells you, "Still nothing?"

You tell Evangelic Baroness Nerra Natsurei, Guardian of the Holy Forge, "I'm still confused."

Nerra tells you, "You are?"

Nerra tells you, "Why?"

You tell Evangelic Baroness Nerra Natsurei, Guardian of the Holy Forge, "I don't know what you're talking about!"

Nerra tells you, "A boy for you!"

You tell Evangelic Baroness Nerra Natsurei, Guardian of the Holy Forge, "I'm engaged!"

Nerra tells you, "Oh."

You tell Evangelic Baroness Nerra Natsurei, Guardian of the Holy Forge, "That's why I'm confused."

Nerra tells you, "Oh."

Nerra tells you, "Well, is Jin a protigal Paladin?"

Nerra tells you, "Or a shy, but passionate elfen Mage?"

You tell Evangelic Baroness Nerra Natsurei, Guardian of the Holy Forge, "Nope."

Nerra tells you, "Oh, I see."

You tell Evangelic Baroness Nerra Natsurei, Guardian of the Holy Forge, "He's someone I convinced to leave Magnagora and return to the life of a rogue he once loved."

Nerra tells you, "Oh that's pretty romantic."

Nerra tells you, "Does he roam the highways and tell you of far away lands, and his adventurers with Kephera Queens?"

You tell Evangelic Baroness Nerra Natsurei, Guardian of the Holy Forge, "Sure?"
Triana2008-03-05 07:00:02
QUOTE(Kaalak @ Mar 5 2008, 12:03 AM) 491325
Balizar tells you, "Wut."

You tell Balizar, "Wut. Spar in a few?"
Balizar tells you, "Sure thing after I finish up with my fiance."
You tell Balizar, ".... er.... MAY be later."
Balizar tells you, "Not what it sounds like!"

You tell Balizar, "*tiptoes quietly out of the room*."

Balizar tells you, "There is no room you bastard."


I wore him out... He had to log after I was finished with him. Sorry.
Inox2008-03-05 09:08:42
Enlil, the Necrerast grabs Raigeki by the throat with one hand, and Noctu by the
throat with the other. In a flash of movement, Enlil tosses them both out over
the Tournies, soaring through the sky.

Noctu is ripped from your location by an unseen force.

Raigeki is ripped from your location by an unseen force.
Jigan2008-03-06 03:43:54
Getting a door in Aegis Keep, and look what happens...

<>: Terentia says, "There."

<>: You say, "'course, I think we settled on oak."

<>: Terentia says, "I see..."

You have barely a fraction of a second to feel a dread foreboding before the
lance of flame slams directly into your chest, filling your mind with white-hot
pain and seeming to set every nerve in your body aflame. When you finally begin
to breathe again, there is surprisingly no mark upon your form, but a weakness
of mind and body remain to attest to Terentia's anger.

You have barely a fraction of a second to feel a dread foreboding before the
lance of flame slams directly into your chest, filling your mind with white-hot
pain and seeming to set every nerve in your body aflame. When you finally begin
to breathe again, there is surprisingly no mark upon your form, but a weakness
of mind and body remain to attest to Terentia's anger.

You have barely a fraction of a second to feel a dread foreboding before the
lance of flame slams directly into your chest, filling your mind with white-hot
pain and seeming to set every nerve in your body aflame. When you finally begin
to breathe again, there is surprisingly no mark upon your form, but a weakness
of mind and body remain to attest to Terentia's anger.

You have barely a fraction of a second to feel a dread foreboding before the
lance of flame slams directly into your chest, filling your mind with white-hot
pain and seeming to set every nerve in your body aflame. When you finally begin
to breathe again, there is surprisingly no mark upon your form, but a weakness
of mind and body remain to attest to Terentia's anger.

You have barely a fraction of a second to feel a dread foreboding before the
lance of flame slams directly into your chest, filling your mind with white-hot
pain and seeming to set every nerve in your body aflame. When you finally begin
to breathe again, there is surprisingly no mark upon your form, but a weakness
of mind and body remain to attest to Terentia's anger.

<>: Terentia says, "What kind of door again?"

You cough softly.

<>: You say, "Oak was the agreed upon door, Lady Terentia. But it is
You who put it in, so that it all."

You have barely a fraction of a second to feel a dread foreboding before the
lance of flame slams directly into your chest, filling your mind with white-hot
pain and seeming to set every nerve in your body aflame. When you finally begin
to breathe again, there is surprisingly no mark upon your form, but a weakness
of mind and body remain to attest to Terentia's anger.

<>: Terentia says, "I think you're having memory issues."

<>: You say, "I am getting along in my years, indeed."

<>: Terentia says, "Indeed."

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Unknown2008-03-06 03:51:47
QUOTE(Jigan @ Mar 5 2008, 09:43 PM) 491555
Getting a door in Aegis Keep.

<>: Terentia says, "There."
3720h, 3360m, 2820e, 10p elrx-salute
<>: You say, "'course, I think we settled on oak."
3720h, 3360m, 2820e, 10p elrx-look
You give the world a smart salute.
3720h, 3360m, 2820e, 10p elrx-
Quiet and calm chapel of the Loving Radiance.
The air is filled with motes of light emanating from a healing shrine of
Terentia nearby. This location is flooded with shallow, crystal clear water.
This chapel is built like a small bunker, reminiscent of the old style chapels
in the original city of Celest. The walls are tapered from very thick at the
bottom to thinner at the top, giving the building the illusion of being much
larger on the outside than it is on the inside. The translucently painted
windows are small and reinforced recesses along the rim of the roof, looking
upwards to the heavens. From above the windows, the dome arches high and proud
up over the chapel floor, but like the walls it is quite thick. Also in the old
style, the dome is painted in oiled pastel and chalk, with simplistic figures
and few colours. Each drawing tells a story from the old scriptures, as they
were before the Taint war. In the center of the chapel stand two basins, one
filled with water that reflects not its surroundings, but the sky on a starry
night, and the other filled with pure white sand that radiates a faint light.
There is a humble silence in the room, and each heartbeat and breath is heard as
easily as they are felt. A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith
is on the ground.
You see a single exit leading south (closed door).
3720h, 3360m, 2820e, 10p elrx-
<>: Terentia says, "I see..."
3720h, 3360m, 2820e, 10p elrx-
You have barely a fraction of a second to feel a dread foreboding before the
lance of flame slams directly into your chest, filling your mind with white-hot
pain and seeming to set every nerve in your body aflame. When you finally begin
to breathe again, there is surprisingly no mark upon your form, but a weakness
of mind and body remain to attest to Terentia's anger.
1860h, 1680m, 1320e, 10p elrx-
You have barely a fraction of a second to feel a dread foreboding before the
lance of flame slams directly into your chest, filling your mind with white-hot
pain and seeming to set every nerve in your body aflame. When you finally begin
to breathe again, there is surprisingly no mark upon your form, but a weakness
of mind and body remain to attest to Terentia's anger.
1h, 1m, 1e, 10p elrx-
You have barely a fraction of a second to feel a dread foreboding before the
lance of flame slams directly into your chest, filling your mind with white-hot
pain and seeming to set every nerve in your body aflame. When you finally begin
to breathe again, there is surprisingly no mark upon your form, but a weakness
of mind and body remain to attest to Terentia's anger.
1h, 1m, 1e, 10p elrx-
You have barely a fraction of a second to feel a dread foreboding before the
lance of flame slams directly into your chest, filling your mind with white-hot
pain and seeming to set every nerve in your body aflame. When you finally begin
to breathe again, there is surprisingly no mark upon your form, but a weakness
of mind and body remain to attest to Terentia's anger.
1h, 1m, 1e, 10p elrx-
You have barely a fraction of a second to feel a dread foreboding before the
lance of flame slams directly into your chest, filling your mind with white-hot
pain and seeming to set every nerve in your body aflame. When you finally begin
to breathe again, there is surprisingly no mark upon your form, but a weakness
of mind and body remain to attest to Terentia's anger.
1h, 1m, 1e, 10p elrx-cough

<>: Terentia says, "What kind of door again?"
311h, 169m, 1e, 10p elrx-
You cough softly.
311h, 169m, 1e, 10p elrx-
The reinforced door to the south is opened from the other side.
621h, 337m, 1e, 10p elrx-
Raikogen arrives from the south.
621h, 337m, 1e, 10p elrx-
(Market): Flacarealah says, "Seeking a healer."
621h, 337m, 1e, 10p elrx-
(Celest): Doman says, "Hmm, someone is probably in a lot of pain right now."
931h, 617m, 151e, 10p elrx-
Sir Raikogen Tanestra, Talon of the Dove says, "Ooh door."
931h, 617m, 151e, 10p elrx-
Raikogen gives you a thumbs up.
1241h, 897m, 301e, 10p elrx-
(Celest): Anyania says, "What happened."
1241h, 897m, 301e, 10p elrx-
Raikogen leaves to the south.
1241h, 897m, 301e, 10p elrx-gts Oak was the agreed upon door, Lady Terentia. But it is You who put it in, so that it all
<>: You say, "Oak was the agreed upon door, Lady Terentia. But it is
You who put it in, so that it all."
1861h, 1233m, 301e, 10p elrx-
Distant and muffled voices filter in from outside.
2171h, 1401m, 301e, 10p elrx-
You have barely a fraction of a second to feel a dread foreboding before the
lance of flame slams directly into your chest, filling your mind with white-hot
pain and seeming to set every nerve in your body aflame. When you finally begin
to breathe again, there is surprisingly no mark upon your form, but a weakness
of mind and body remain to attest to Terentia's anger.
311h, 1m, 1e, 10p elrx-
<>: Terentia says, "I think you're having memory issues."
311h, 1m, 1e, 10p elrx-close door
Which direction is the door you wish to close? Syntax: CLOSE DOOR .
621h, 169m, 1e, 10p elrx-close door s
You close the reinforced door to the south.
931h, 337m, 1e, 10p elrx-gts I am getting along in my years, indeed.
<>: You say, "I am getting along in my years, indeed."
1241h, 505m, 1e, 10p elrx-
<>: Terentia says, "Indeed."

dazed.gif


I feel like an idiot.. but what was that about?
Flacarealah2008-03-06 03:58:15
Insanity...

A shirt that reads "I had my kidney stolen at Candy Mountain and all I got was this lousy t-shirt" in rainbow letters challenges your tongue.


For those who are unaware:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Q5im0Ssyyus


As I said... insanity... Now I demand to have one of those shirts made for me!
Noola2008-03-06 04:00:37
QUOTE(Mysti @ Mar 5 2008, 09:51 PM) 491559
I feel like an idiot.. but what was that about?



Oh good! laugh.gif I'm not the only one confused! Unless it's just that Jigan was such a zap magnet? Cause that's kinda impressive in and of itself! laugh.gif
Jigan2008-03-06 04:04:40
Give me so long and I'll clean it up.

Edit: Cleaned.

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Unknown2008-03-06 05:42:09
QUOTE
(Newbie): Helment says, "Il be helping any new players if they need accistence since the fate guides arnt here."

(Newbie): Helment says, "Lost confused cant see the land before you use maps."


Novices are just so innocent, aren't they? biggrin.gif
Arix2008-03-06 05:43:23
It's just Terentia being her usual overbearing, zap-happy self
Forren2008-03-06 05:44:10
QUOTE(Arix @ Mar 6 2008, 12:43 AM) 491578
It's just Terentia being her usual overbearing, zap-happy self

It's just Arix, making a silly comment.

It's Terentia trying to be funny. Some people really don't appreciate her humor.
Astraea2008-03-06 05:45:56
Helment.


doh.gif


You should have seen him trying to weasel me into titling him "King Helment, of the Armies of Darkness"


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Unknown2008-03-06 05:55:48
QUOTE(Forren @ Mar 5 2008, 11:44 PM) 491580
It's just Arix, making a silly comment.

It's Terentia trying to be funny. Some people really don't appreciate her humor.


She's been quiet lately, but you can't deny she was very zap happy for a while.