Quotes 4

by Terentia

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Diamondais2008-03-13 03:52:38
(Skeleton Hearth): You say, "Can I borrow someone to hit on me again?" (meant with weapons)

(Skeleton Hearth): Exeryte says, "Sure."

(Skeleton Hearth): Sarrasri says, "So Dylara, your legs must be tired. You've
been running around my mind all day."

(Skeleton Hearth): Exeryte says, "Oh, is that a mirror in your pocket? I can see
myself in your pants."

(Skeleton Hearth): Leiliadhe (from the Aetherways) says, "Celestia must be
missing a seraph, because you're down here on Prime."

(Skeleton Hearth): Sarrasri says, "How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to
break the ice, can I get your number?"

(Skeleton Hearth): Exeryte says, "Hey baby, how's about you sit on my lap and
we'll talk about the first thing that pops up."

(Skeleton Hearth): Sarrasri says, "The word of the day is legs, lets go to my
house and spread the word?"

(Skeleton Hearth): Exeryte says, "*checks tag on shirt* Just as I thought. Made
in heaven."

edit: Because Exeryte said to.

Gonna stop here though.
Lyora2008-03-13 05:55:20
QUOTE
Message #300 Sent by: Xavius
03/12 06:46 "Shuyin eats babies. Xiel tortures innocent pregnant women so that
Shuyin won't get any babies to eat. Even though Xiel is after Shuyin, it's the
women and children who suffer most. Remember, Serenwilde is evil!"


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Xiel2008-03-13 08:25:24
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I'm innocent, I tell you. whistling.gif
Unknown2008-03-13 08:35:18
QUOTE
2712h, 4119m, 3516e, 10p, 11784en, 15810w ex-get baby from crib
You take a crying baby from a crib.
2712h, 4119m, 3516e, 10p, 11790en, 15810w ex-eat baby
The idea of eating something still living repulses you.
2712h, 4119m, 3516e, 10p, 11790en, 15810w ex-


Hrm.
Munsia2008-03-13 08:38:25
No Vore4U!
Unknown2008-03-13 09:36:08
Sorry, not into kinky stuff like that.
Lyora2008-03-13 22:20:14
QUOTE(Greleag @ Mar 13 2008, 04:35 AM) 493405
Hrm.

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Shame on you for trying to eat live babies! Even the crows of the Murder kill their prey first tongue.gif

And despite majority opinion of Faedra, I find her and her sale pitches rather humorous
QUOTE
Druidess Faedra of the Hemlock says, "Me am selling thingy."

Druidess Faedra of the Hemlock says, "700 gold."

You say, "What're you selling?"

Faedra points accusingly at plain grey trousers.

You say, "I don't need that, but thanks Faedra."

Druidess Faedra of the Hemlock says, "They magickal."

Druidess Faedra of the Hemlock says, "They make you feel warm."

Druidess Faedra of the Hemlock says, "And they grey."

Druidess Faedra of the Hemlock says, "So blend into cave."

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Unknown2008-03-13 22:23:43
I think Faedra is Estarra's alt that he uses to torture us all for the dumb questions he gets asked.
Noola2008-03-13 22:25:14
QUOTE(Lyora @ Mar 13 2008, 05:20 PM) 493531
And despite majority opinion of Faedra, I find her and her sale pitches rather humorous



That's actually really funny! laugh.gif
Unknown2008-03-13 22:29:30
QUOTE(Luxi @ Mar 13 2008, 06:23 PM) 493532
I think Faedra is Estarra's alt that he uses to torture us all for the dumb questions he gets asked.

Isn't Estarra a her? Maybe its revenge against all the people who confuzzle that tongue.gif
Unknown2008-03-13 22:48:38
QUOTE(MrShrimp @ Mar 13 2008, 05:29 PM) 493535
Isn't Estarra a her? Maybe its revenge against all the people who confuzzle that tongue.gif


No? quiet.gif
Acrune2008-03-13 22:56:03
QUOTE(diamondais @ Mar 12 2008, 11:52 PM) 493334
(Skeleton Hearth): You say, "Can I borrow someone to hit on me again?" (meant with weapons)

(Skeleton Hearth): Exeryte says, "Sure."

(Skeleton Hearth): Sarrasri says, "So Dylara, your legs must be tired. You've
been running around my mind all day."

(Skeleton Hearth): Exeryte says, "Oh, is that a mirror in your pocket? I can see
myself in your pants."

(Skeleton Hearth): Leiliadhe (from the Aetherways) says, "Celestia must be
missing a seraph, because you're down here on Prime."

(Skeleton Hearth): Sarrasri says, "How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to
break the ice, can I get your number?"

(Skeleton Hearth): Exeryte says, "Hey baby, how's about you sit on my lap and
we'll talk about the first thing that pops up."

(Skeleton Hearth): Sarrasri says, "The word of the day is legs, lets go to my
house and spread the word?"

(Skeleton Hearth): Exeryte says, "*checks tag on shirt* Just as I thought. Made
in heaven."

edit: Because Exeryte said to.

Gonna stop here though.


Ha, those are pretty good *writes them down*
Shishi2008-03-13 23:39:21
QUOTE(Acrune @ Mar 13 2008, 03:56 PM) 493538
Ha, those are pretty good *writes them down*

Exeryte stole one of mine sad.gif
Unknown2008-03-14 01:18:18
QUOTE(MrShrimp @ Mar 13 2008, 03:29 PM) 493535
Isn't Estarra a her? Maybe its revenge against all the people who confuzzle that tongue.gif


Oh, come on, we live in America, only males can be in leadership roles. -runs for the hills-
Lyora2008-03-14 01:31:23
QUOTE(Luxi @ Mar 13 2008, 09:18 PM) 493570
Oh, come on, we live in America, only males can be in leadership roles. -runs for the hills-

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you better be running really fast
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Daganev2008-03-14 01:55:00
QUOTE(Luxi @ Mar 13 2008, 06:18 PM) 493570
Oh, come on, we live in America, only males can be in leadership roles. -runs for the hills-


Says luxi who can play a girl as well as Yentle plays a guy.
Exeryte2008-03-14 02:44:09
QUOTE(shishi @ Mar 13 2008, 06:39 PM) 493545
Exeryte stole one of mine sad.gif

It's genius.
Evette2008-03-14 03:34:40
(Skeleton Hearth): Synl (from the Aetherways) says, "Exeryte's going to use his 'mini-Exerytes' to pewpewpew and make Dylara happy."
3537h, 4674m, 5160e, 10p, elrxkb<>-|Safe|{3.55}
clt mhm
(Skeleton Hearth): You say, "Mhm."
3537h, 4674m, 5160e, 10p, elrxkb<>-|Safe|{0.56}

(Skeleton Hearth): Synl (from the Aetherways) says, "Hehe."
3537h, 4674m, 5160e, 10p, elrxkb<>-|Safe|{0.97}
clt giggle
(Skeleton Hearth): You say, "Giggle."
3537h, 4674m, 5160e, 10p, elrxkb<>-|Safe|{5.31}

(Skeleton Hearth): Dylara says, "...Bad Synl."
Shishi2008-03-14 04:09:32
QUOTE(Exeryte @ Mar 13 2008, 07:44 PM) 493586
It's genius.

I'll concede that to you.
Diamondais2008-03-14 04:16:34
QUOTE(Acrune @ Mar 13 2008, 06:56 PM) 493538
Ha, those are pretty good *writes them down*

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QUOTE(Exeryte @ Mar 13 2008, 10:44 PM) 493586
It's genius.

Does this mean every corny remark and bad pun is Shishi's? confused.gif