Of course not, I don't have that large of a supply of corny remarks and bad puns. I have a large supply but Exeryte knows way more than me.

This makes me laugh for some reason

Grunt Halse, Combat Trainee asks Shikha, "Spar, Torturer?"

Celina pats Shikha in a friendly manner.

Shikha stares at Halse with a burning intensity.

Lady Deathchord Celina d'Murani, the Earthen Upheaval says, "Go easy on the poor fellow."

Halse shakes his head.

The Queen's Own Torturer, Shikha d'Murani, Blade of the Ouroboros says to Halse, "I hurt a bunch."

Grunt Halse, Combat Trainee says, "Go as hard as you can, Torturer."

Grunt Halse, Combat Trainee says, "If I want to learn to be one of the best,
then I need to have the best thrown at me."

Luthe says, "Hunting anyone?"

Lady Deathchord Celina d'Murani, the Earthen Upheaval looks skeptical and says,
"I doubt you learn much from being destroyed in seconds."

Grunt Halse, Combat Trainee says to Celina, "In each defeat lies a key to
success. Even if the door as many locks."

Shikha beckons Halse to her.

Celina rolls her eyes.

You double over in laughter, wiping the tears from your eyes.

Lady Deathchord Celina d'Murani, the Earthen Upheaval says, "Youthful optimism."

Shikha's mouth turns up as her face breaks into a smile.

Lady Deathchord Celina d'Murani, the Earthen Upheaval (Female Undead Faeling).
She is 34 years old, having been born on the 19th of Urlachmar, 166 years after
the Coming of Estarra.

Be nice, little girl

Lol he's right too. I use to tell my young druids that when I was Hartstone Champion. Trial and error -is- the way to do it.

My LOL was more in a child like Celina laughing at someone not much younger than her for his 'youthful optimism'

(The Midnight Legion): Luthe says, "I love thoros."
4074h, 2520m, 2964e, 10p elrx-

(The Midnight Legion): Luthe says, "Miss."
4074h, 2520m, 2964e, 10p elrx-

Narsrim has been burned to death by Methrenton, Crusader of the Holy Flame.

Le giggle

Celina is always right, Arix. She's a d'Murani.

EDIT: Oh, and to keep this thread on track:

(Magnagora): Iorden (from the Aetherways) says, "Hai."

The random that IS arix.

(Magnagora): Arix says, "Can't you just marry a really manly lesbian and then
just bang dudes on the side?"

this is the reason I said that, we were discussing gay marriage

(Adiks): Xiel says, "I wanna vote for the person who'll let me get married ."

also

(Adiks): Xiel says, "Lulz, Chaos is affecting my size."

Alodia tells you, "... is nejii gay or just pro gay?"

You tell Holy Mother Alodia Luminare, Celestial Enchiridion, "He's European,
we'll never know."

dive
4934h, 6153m, 5706e, 10p, 27615en, 29071w elrxk<>-
Taking a deep breath, you dive below the surface.
Deep below Bondero Bay.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. There are 5 hammerhead sharks here.
You see exits leading northeast, south, southwest, west, and northwest.
4934h, 6153m, 5706e, 10p, 27623en, 29071w elrxk<>-
A hammerhead shark bites down on your torso, tearing flesh with rows of sharp teeth.
4445h, 6153m, 5706e, 10p, 27623en, 29071w elrxk<>-sip health
You take a drink from an amethyst vial.
The potion heals and soothes you.
5386h, 6153m, 5706e, 10p, 27623en, 29085w elrxk<>-
A hammerhead shark bites down on your torso, tearing flesh with rows of sharp teeth.
You twist aside, deflecting part of the attack.
4955h, 6153m, 5706e, 10p, 27623en, 29085w elrxk<>-play minorsecond shark
You play a minor second on a harmonious flame-red mandolin and direct the disharmonic notes towards a hammerhead shark.
Blood trickles out of a hammerhead shark's ears and from the corners of his eyes.
You have scored a CRUSHING CRITICAL hit!
The music here inspires you to greater heights.
A hammerhead shark screams and dies, as his eyes fly out of their sockets and blood splurts out of his ears.
You have slain a hammerhead shark.
Many golden sovereigns spill from the corpse.
4955h, 6113m, 5668e, 10p, 27608en, 29060w lrxk<>-
A hammerhead shark bites down on your torso, tearing flesh with rows of sharp teeth.
You twist aside, deflecting part of the attack.
A hammerhead shark bites down on your torso, tearing flesh with rows of sharp teeth.
A hammerhead shark bites down on your torso, tearing flesh with rows of sharp teeth.
A magic aura flares around you and completely absorbs the damage.
4095h, 6113m, 5668e, 10p, 27608en, 29060w lrxk<>-
You bleed 229 health.
3866h, 6113m, 5668e, 10p, 27608en, 29060w lrxk<>-rise

Blood flowers in the water as a hammerhead shark takes an enormous chomp out of your hide.
3758h, 6188m, 5668e, 10p, 27608en, 29060w lrxk<>-rise

Kicking quickly, you rise back to the surface.
You are recovering equilibrium and cannot move yet.
3758h, 6188m, 5668e, 10p, 27608en, 29060w lrxk<>-rise
Kicking quickly, you rise back to the surface.
You are recovering equilibrium and cannot move yet.
3758h, 6188m, 5743e, 10p, 27608en, 29060w lrxk<>-rise
rise

Kicking quickly, you rise back to the surface.
You are recovering equilibrium and cannot move yet.
3758h, 6188m, 5743e, 10p, 27608en, 29060w lrxk<>-rise

Kicking quickly, you rise back to the surface.
You are recovering equilibrium and cannot move yet.
3758h, 6188m, 5743e, 10p, 27625en, 29060w lrxk<>-
Blood flowers in the water as a hammerhead shark takes an enormous chomp out of your hide.
A magic aura flares around you and completely absorbs the damage.
A hammerhead shark bites down on your torso, tearing flesh with rows of sharp teeth.
A magic aura flares around you and completely absorbs the damage.
A hammerhead shark bites down on your torso, tearing flesh with rows of sharp teeth.
3306h, 6188m, 5743e, 10p, 27625en, 29060w lrxk<>-
Kicking quickly, you rise back to the surface.
You are recovering equilibrium and cannot move yet.
3306h, 6188m, 5743e, 10p, 27625en, 29060w lrxk<>-rise <---LAAAAAG
outr sparkleberry
eat sparkleberry
rise
rise
rise
rise
rise
outr sparkleberry
eat sparkleberry
rise
rise
sip health
outr sparkleberry
eat sparkleberry
rise
rise
sip health
outr sparkleberry
eat sparkleberry
rise
rise
rise
sip health
outr sparkleberry
eat sparkleberry

Kicking quickly, you rise back to the surface.
You are recovering equilibrium and cannot move yet. <-- still no EQ
3306h, 6188m, 5743e, 10p, 27625en, 29060w lrxk<>-
You may drink another health, mana, or bromide potion.
3306h, 6188m, 5743e, 10p, 27625en, 29060w lrxk<>-
You have recovered equilibrium.
3306h, 6188m, 5743e, 10p, 27625en, 29074w elrxk<>-take shark

Blood flowers in the water as a hammerhead shark takes an enormous chomp out of your hide.
You twist aside, deflecting part of the attack.
2905h, 6188m, 5743e, 10p, 27625en, 29074w elrxk<>-
You bleed 269 health.
2636h, 6188m, 5743e, 10p, 27625en, 29074w elrxk<>-
Kicking quickly, you rise back to the surface.
Bondero Bay.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. A pile of golden sovereigns twinkles and gleams.
You see exits leading northeast, south, southwest, west, and northwest.
2636h, 6188m, 5743e, 10p, 27623en, 29074w elrxk<>-

(Newbie): Leshukt says, "Should I feel morally insane if I murder a gnome mother
in front of her children?"

(Newbie): Lightsrae says, "No."

(Newbie): Leshukt says, "Okay."

(Newbie): Lightsrae says, "Oh wait not sure."

(Newbie): Leshukt says, "Too late, she's dead."

(Newbie): Lightsrae says, "I killed one but not in front of her kids."

(Newbie): Bryan says, "No you shouldn't."

(Newbie): Leshukt says, "Heh."

(Newbie): Lightsrae says, "Killed the kids first."

(Newbie): Doman says, "Well, each person's moral compass is different."

(Newbie): Bryan says, "I recall it being good exp no matter what it was."

(Newbie): Lightsrae says, "Amen!"

(Newbie): Leshukt says, "Hah, the child is skipping in a circle even after
watching it's mother being slain.."

(Newbie): Lightsrae says, "Now, kill the child."

(Newbie): Leshukt says, "Okay, a family is now shattered by my hands, I feel
better."

Kids these days!

Nerf rune of absorption. Nerf Acrune's crits.

Well, I had already made good progress on that shark, thats why I was surprised when I dived again to find 3 more sharks then I remembered being there before. I didn't notice how much that rune saved my ass though

You wouldn't have died. I only count 3 hits, which is about 1.5k damage.

I blame Grand Theft Aethership

A normal person would have

Also. You don't have to rise. Shielding works just as well against hammerheads

Easy.

K...knights aren't allowed to comment. Knights are op!