Quotes 4

by Terentia

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Rika2008-03-15 23:16:53
Nerf Ebonguard.
Xenthos2008-03-15 23:19:07
QUOTE(munsia @ Mar 15 2008, 06:49 PM) 493826
A normal person would have sad.gif

Also. You don't have to rise. Shielding works just as well against hammerheads

Rise works with broken limbs.
Unknown2008-03-15 23:20:17
Not really lusternia, but it works.. woe be unto you, who suggest nerfing


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGBzuhlKkXs
Kyra2008-03-16 05:22:43
You tell Kisudan Kinson Mes'ard, "He's talking about going to sleep."
Kinson tells you, "Well, then, I don't want think he should have won at all."
Kinson tells you, "If he's going to sulk like a new porn pup."
You tell Kisudan Kinson Mes'ard, "A new porn pup huh?"
Kinson tells you, "New born, but yeah."
Kinson tells you, "Give me a break here!"

<3 Kinson
Lokin2008-03-16 05:33:49
Kyra, you are dead!

DEAD! You hear me!
Aramel2008-03-16 05:46:12
QUOTE
-family tree zia
Great-Grandparents:
Gregori Mes'ard
Skyla Sayelle
Nejii Talnara
Vix Talnara
Children:
Nasuada Talnara
Harkux Talnara
Nailah Talnara
Jendu Talnara

-honours harkux
Songstress Harkux Talnara (Female Human).
She is recently engaged to be married to Ethereal Guardian, Gregori Mes'ard!


dazed.gif You can marry your own great-great-grandparent now?
Ashai2008-03-16 05:49:15
QUOTE(Aramel @ Mar 15 2008, 11:46 PM) 493851
dazed.gif You can marry your own great-great-grandparent now?


... I think that might just even trump d'Murincest.
Dysolis2008-03-16 06:08:30
so great great parent is ok but not siblings? w/e
Arix2008-03-16 06:18:28
DnD kitty has the same D20's as me
Everiine2008-03-16 17:16:40
QUOTE(Aramel @ Mar 16 2008, 01:46 AM) 493851
dazed.gif You can marry your own great-great-grandparent now?


I smell a very naughty election campaign...
Unknown2008-03-16 17:26:14
QUOTE(Aramel @ Mar 15 2008, 10:46 PM) 493851
dazed.gif You can marry your own great-great-grandparent now?


..so that would make him his own grandpa? laugh.gif
Unknown2008-03-16 22:37:21
QUOTE(Lokin @ Mar 16 2008, 01:33 AM) 493849
Kyra, you are dead!

DEAD! You hear me!


roflmao.gif

Your avatar is great
Acrune2008-03-16 23:37:32
QUOTE
7176h, 7176m, 6834e, 10p, 29108en, 29110w elrxk<>-map

--- Area 51: The Holy Land -------- v4551 ---


huh.gif
Gregori2008-03-17 00:17:57
Teehee... While usually I hate the kata system.. sometimes it has funny outcomes.
CODE
You raze a viscanti servant's magical shield with a moonblade inlaid with a silvery triple moon design.
A moonblade inlaid with a silvery triple moon design hits nothing but air as you swing it at a viscanti servant.
You slice through a viscanti servant in a graceful arc with a moonblade inlaid with a silvery triple moon design.
You have scored a CRITICAL hit!
Unable to withstand more punishment, a viscanti servant collapses and dies.
You have slain a viscanti servant.
  
        NEW TARGET: servant
A book of black magic tumbles out of the corpse of a viscanti servant.
Many golden sovereigns spill from the corpse.
You suddenly scoop up the corpse of a viscanti servant.
You are unable to continue executing your kata form.
  
!!! KATA ENDED KATA ENDED KATA ENDED !!!
With a quick spin, you kick a viscanti servant with your right foot.
You have scored a WORLD-SHATTERING CRITICAL HIT!!!
Unable to withstand more punishment, a viscanti servant collapses and dies.
You have slain a viscanti servant.


For those that don't know... the kick was part of the previous kata finishing up.
Unknown2008-03-17 00:39:52
QUOTE(Gregori @ Mar 16 2008, 05:17 PM) 493959
Teehee... While usually I hate the kata system.. sometimes it has funny outcomes.
CODE
You raze a viscanti servant's magical shield with a moonblade inlaid with a silvery triple moon design.
A moonblade inlaid with a silvery triple moon design hits nothing but air as you swing it at a viscanti servant.
You slice through a viscanti servant in a graceful arc with a moonblade inlaid with a silvery triple moon design.
You have scored a CRITICAL hit!
Unable to withstand more punishment, a viscanti servant collapses and dies.
You have slain a viscanti servant.
  
        NEW TARGET: servant
A book of black magic tumbles out of the corpse of a viscanti servant.
Many golden sovereigns spill from the corpse.
You suddenly scoop up the corpse of a viscanti servant.
You are unable to continue executing your kata form.
  
!!! KATA ENDED KATA ENDED KATA ENDED !!!
With a quick spin, you kick a viscanti servant with your right foot.
You have scored a WORLD-SHATTERING CRITICAL HIT!!!
Unable to withstand more punishment, a viscanti servant collapses and dies.
You have slain a viscanti servant.


For those that don't know... the kick was part of the previous kata finishing up.



It'd be nice if you could actually set a queue of targets like you do forms.
Munsia2008-03-17 03:26:29

(Market): Luciden says, "Selling your skills as a tailor? Jeweler? We have skills too. Le Jardin du Paradise, ad 55."


Sorry but that made me snort
Unknown2008-03-17 15:39:44
I'm guessing that it's funnier if you understand french?
Everiine2008-03-17 15:43:19
It's funny because the person is comparing the skill required to be a jeweller or tailor to the skill required to be a whore.
Munsia2008-03-17 19:04:36
QUOTE(Fireweaver @ Mar 17 2008, 11:39 AM) 493998
I'm guessing that it's funnier if you understand french?


Brief:
Le Jardin du Paradise

Description:
Lonely? Find yourself with unfulfilled needs time and time
again? Or simply just want a night out on the town? At Le Jardin
du Paradise, our highly skilled performers fulfill everyone's
desires. We tend to the needs of male and female clientele, as
we have both male and female performers. We do have a strict
privacy policy that protects the client and any performers that
do not wish to be known. Le Jardin du Paradise accepts clients
from every corner of the basin. Appointments are available, and
walk-ins are accepted. At Le Jardin du Paradise, our prices go
by the rank of each performer. These prices are for a day,
though we do rent by the month aswell.
*******************************************************************
Matron Courteseans......................................12,000
Courteseans.............................................10,500
Escourts................................................10,000
Hosts....................................................8,500
Companions...............................................8,000
Friends..................................................6,500
Initiates................................................6,000
**If you are interested, or have any questions, please contact
either Luciden, Miriamele or Somaria.**

Post Date:
2008/03/15 19:54
Unknown2008-03-17 20:46:02
(The Daughters of Attai): Flacarealah (from the Astral Plane) says, "Virgins bleed too much."