Quotes 4

by Terentia

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Rika2008-03-21 07:24:24
You are holding:
"head92441" the decapitated head of Celina

happy.gif
Arix2008-03-21 07:40:47
I can do one better

The mask is made of a delicate gold shell, and is extremely thin and detailed.
It bears an uncanny resemblance to Celina.
It has 5 months of usefulness left.
It weighs about 1 pounds and 7 ounce(s).
It bears the distinctive mark of Lady Deathchord Celina d'Murani, the Earthen
Upheaval.
Kyra2008-03-21 09:20:25
QUOTE(Lokin @ Mar 16 2008, 12:33 AM) 493849
Kyra, you are dead!

DEAD! You hear me!



PSH like you're man enough! Bring it!
Kharaen2008-03-21 18:30:25
QUOTE
With a focused look, Rika strikes at you with a shimmering midnight-black broadsword. You are struck in the cheek for a small flesh wound.
With a focused look, Rika strikes at you with an imperial twilight-steel broadsword. Rika strikes off your right ear, and blood fills your ear canal, making you somewhat dizzy.
SEVEREDRIGHTEAR ADDED
With a focused look, Rika strikes at you with a shimmering midnight-black broadsword. Rika strikes off your left ear, and blood fills your ear canal, making you somewhat dizzy.
SEVEREDLEFTEAR ADDED
The blade shears through your body before coming clean through the other side with a strangely quiet swish, momentarily surprising you with its force, before you feel distinctly unwell and collapse to the ground.
You have been slain by Rika.
A swirling force begins to tug at your soul and the world spins around you.
0h, 3524m, 3855e, 0p, 13830en, 19619w ex-


Is there really a point in fighting if you'll just get one shotted? (Not sensitive, wearing robes, deffed up, not reckless :/)
Rika2008-03-21 19:16:14
You were, actually sensitive, if not in the first hit, the second or third. Also, show your health before. tongue.gif
Hyrtakos2008-03-21 19:17:52
QUOTE(Kharaen d @ Mar 21 2008, 02:30 PM) 494800
Is there really a point in fighting if you'll just get one shotted? (Not sensitive, wearing robes, deffed up, not reckless :/)


You get to point and laugh at Rika for fighting like a noob!
Kharaen2008-03-21 19:34:53
Meh, health was 2901...max was 31something. Soooo, not reckless >> But damn, that hurt :/
Unknown2008-03-22 04:02:38
(Celest): Arin says, "Anybody have powerstoned?"
Arin2008-03-22 04:53:45
Pfft. Freudian slip tongue.gif

Anyways:

<>: You say, "MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!"

<>: You say, "Shop's refilled with kegs and over 1000 dishes of food!"

<>: Shric (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "Oh."

<>: Shric (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "I thought you had
resigned Security, since Celestia still needs inspiring, heh."

<>: Mortexia says, "Hehe, cool."

<>: You say, "I put things in people's mouth!"


<>: Aison (from the Aetherways) says, "Interesting way to look at it."

<>: Aison (from the Aetherways) says, "But as do I, Arin. As do I."

<>: Aison (from the Aetherways) says, "And also in their hands."

<>: Aison (from the Aetherways) says, "And I provide a cushion for
their tush."

<>: You say, "Now that's service."

<>: Aison (from the Aetherways) says, "A plus quality."

<>: You say, "My customers usually swallows."

<>: Shan says, "Sweet."

<>: Aison (from the Aetherways) says, "I tend to get spitters."

<>: You say, "Ah."

Kyra2008-03-22 04:54:10
The loud caw of a crow heralds its entrance, as it drops a letter into your
hands, then disappears into the shadows.
read letter
You read what is written on an elegant white letter:
Greetings, young one. Your time has come. Inserted into this envelope
you will find something that contains your fate. Use it appropriately
and you will achieve great power. Remember, believe in yourself.
6242h, 5685m, 4795e, 10p, 22760en, 22760w exk-
p letter
This letter is made of the finest quality paper, and is rolled into a cylinder,
with a red ribbon to keep it from unfurling.
It has 13 months of usefulness left.
It weighs 1 ounce(s).
An elegant white letter is holding:
"bra138207" a smoky blue lace bra



Silly Gloms...
Aison2008-03-22 05:05:07
They weren't being silly, they were hinting at something.
Diamondais2008-03-22 06:17:49
(Skeleton Hearth): Gregori says, "Xiel is Serenwilde's flower child tongue.gif."

(Skeleton Hearth): You say, "Moose are icky."

(Skeleton Hearth): Xiel says, "Wtf."

(Skeleton Hearth): Exeryte says, "Send her a deer." <= Meanie. cry.gif

(Skeleton Hearth): Xiel says, "I don't even have a flowerpot -.-."

(Skeleton Hearth): Gregori says, "You have a Dylara-pot."

(Skeleton Hearth): Xiel says, "I can grow my own Dylara?!"

(Skeleton Hearth): Xiel says, "-grows 5-."

(Skeleton Hearth): You say, "..."

(Skeleton Hearth): Leiliadhe says, "D-d-d-d-dyla!"

(Skeleton Hearth): Xiel says, ":D."

(Skeleton Hearth): You say, "Why does everyone want a Dylara today?"

(Skeleton Hearth): Leiliadhe says, "Introducing new Chia Dylara, a great gift for any occasion."
Unknown2008-03-23 00:24:00
2008/03/23 00:01:52 - Marcalo slew a voluptuous dracnari whore that was loyal to
you.
2008/03/23 00:01:52 - Marcalo has been declared a formal enemy for slaying a
voluptuous dracnari whore.
Unknown2008-03-23 01:47:31
We all know the real newbie killer here is this "Misadventure" fellow. We could never find him in time before he strikes again.

Poor newbies.
Shiri2008-03-23 01:51:26
Less arguing and/or ego, more quotes.
Unknown2008-03-23 01:54:58
QUOTE(Sojiro @ Mar 23 2008, 01:47 AM) 495078
We all know the real newbie killer here is this "Misadventure" fellow. We could never find him in time before he strikes again.

Poor newbies.


A single tear drops from Livictus's eye as he stops his own heart, slaying himself instantly.
Livictus has been slain by misadventure.


I think we found where misadventure is coming from. confused.gif
Elodres2008-03-23 01:58:36
--During a guildrite--

You see the following people here:
Lyrir, Yukiko, Lorina, Kastraliss, Collvan, Meprion, Xedrik, Elodres

Archmage Meprion Luminare, Duke of Hydrophilic Code says, "Ok, everybody repeat
after me."

Archmage Meprion Luminare, Duke of Hydrophilic Code says, "Er."

Aqua Adept Kastraliss Crabsplitter, Highly Flammable says, "Er."

You laughingly say, "Er."
5206h, 6162m, 5900e, 10p, esSilrxkb<>-|Safe|

Collvan Solwelume says, "Er."

Aqua Initiate Yukiko says, "Er."

Shiri2008-03-23 02:02:53
Ego deleted because you people are bad at listening. Stop it.
Kaguya2008-03-23 03:38:57
QUOTE
Stumpette, Child of Light (Female Dwarf).


That made me laugh more than it probably should have. unsure.gif
Diamondais2008-03-23 03:57:56
QUOTE(Kaguya @ Mar 22 2008, 11:38 PM) 495141
That made me laugh more than it probably should have. unsure.gif

She's quite cute. content.gif