Quotes 4

by Terentia

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Aramel2008-03-23 05:59:35
(Serenwilde): Synta says, "Muahah! The credit market is now empty!"

(Serenwilde): Rika says, "Did you just buy it out...?"

(Serenwilde): You say, "Gods."

(Serenwilde): You say, "Synta, you scare me."

(Serenwilde): Harkux says, "We're all going to suffer now in a fiery economic
crash. Shame, Synta. Shame on you."

(Serenwilde): Synta says, "Black 23rd of Vestian!"

After a while:

(Market): Arix says, "Arix's Mobile Liquors: Because you'd have to be wasted to
pay that much for credits."
Arix2008-03-23 06:09:50
I think it's Annabelle again, how the hell else did they afford the credits?
Gregori2008-03-23 09:26:55
wheee who needs rebounding when they target themselves?!

QUOTE
In a swift, fluid motion, Revan springs up from his hands to land crouched on his feet.
Revan whips himself's gut with a long black chain with steel scythes, lashing the skin from his flesh.
Unable to withstand more punishment, Revan collapses and dies.
Himself has been slain by Revan.
Revan drops a small pile of bones.
Harkux2008-03-23 14:43:07
QUOTE(Arix @ Mar 23 2008, 01:09 AM) 495175
I think it's Annabelle again, how the hell else did they afford the credits?



Not an Annabelle.

I'm not friends with an Annabelle Dx
Aison2008-03-23 17:53:50

A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.

A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.

A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.

A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.

A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.

A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.

A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.

(House Aurendil): Airell says, "Who just got raped?"

(House Aurendil): Malicia says, "*fetal*."

(Celest): You say, "What did you do, Lady Malicia?"

(House Aurendil): Malicia says, "Rofl."
(House Aurendil): Malicia says, "Slap."
(Celest): Catarin says, "I know!"
(Celest): Lawliet (from the Aetherways) says, "Tell us!"
(Celest): Catarin says, "I'm afraid I can't. Order loyalty and all that."
(Celest): Catarin says, "Crimes as grave as Malicia's..."
(Celest): Catarin says, "Well. They just cannot be spoken aloud."
(Celest): You say, "Is that Ascendant flesh I smell burning?"

(Order): Malicia says, "You evil people."

(Order): Terentia says, "Malicia thought it best to claim she could zap back
after receiving a lightning bolt. I simply offered a test of who could toss more
and the furtherest. I stay in the Havens and throw them, she remains in New
Celest."
(Order): Terentia says, "I believe this was classified as I win."
Malicia2008-03-23 18:07:07
*punch Aison* It was amusing from my end though-
QUOTE
A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
You have barely a fraction of a second to feel a dread foreboding before the lance of flame slams directly into your chest, filling your mind with white hot pain and seeming to set every nerve in your body aflame. When you finally begin to breathe again, there is surprisingly no mark upon your form, but a weakness of mind and body remain to attest to Terentia's anger.
5815h, 2006m, 3180e, 10p, 35750en, 29690w elrxkdb<>-

(Empyreal Host): Terentia says, "I deal with her via lightning bolts."

(Empyreal Host): You say, "Ow!"

(Empyreal Host): You say, "I can zap back!"

(Empyreal Host): Catarin says, "Oh dear."

(Empyreal Host): Terentia says, "Oh, can you?"

(Empyreal Host): You say, "*laugh*."

You take a drink from a bloodstone vial.
The potion heals and soothes you.

(Empyreal Host): You say, "No no!"

(Empyreal Host): Terentia says, "I can throw them from here, how about you?"

(Empyreal Host): Catarin says, "You're in troooouble."

A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
You have barely a fraction of a second to feel a dread foreboding before the lance of flame slams directly into your chest, filling your mind with white hot pain and seeming to set every nerve in your body aflame. When you finally begin to breathe again, there is surprisingly no mark upon your form, but a weakness of mind and body remain to attest to Terentia's anger.
4846h, 908m, 2108e, 10p, 35750en, 29690w elrxkdb<>-

A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
You have barely a fraction of a second to feel a dread foreboding before the lance of flame slams directly into your chest, filling your mind with white hot pain and seeming to set every nerve in your body aflame. When you finally begin to breathe again, there is surprisingly no mark upon your form, but a weakness of mind and body remain to attest to Terentia's anger.
1h, 1m, 1e, 10p, 35750en, 29690w elrxkdb<>-

(rinse and repeat a few times sad.gif )
Unknown2008-03-23 19:03:54
Out of the blue, at a bard performance ....
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A tweeting bird lands on top of Revan's head.

The bird begins to peck at Revan's head, chirping happily.

You utter a deep, rumbling laugh.

Sthai d'Murani, Aois-Dana sings, "Oh those visions, that were mine..."

Sohei Revan n'Kylbar, the Subtle Touch flicks the bird away.

Sthai d'Murani, Aois-Dana sings, "Verdant, slipping, silken scenes..."

The bird circles Revan's head, pecking and scolding.

Sohei Revan n'Kylbar, the Subtle Touch narrows his eyes and whips his chain quickly about his head in a smooth circle towards the bird.

The bird darts forwards under the chain, shrieking and pecking at Revan's eyes.

Sthai d'Murani, Aois-Dana sings, "Slipping, sliding..."

Sthai d'Murani, Aois-Dana's fingers falter for a moment, and she grunts, frowning angrily at Morvior.

Sthai d'Murani, Aois-Dana sings, "Purple blossoms that open in dead lands..."

Sthai deftly traces the pattern of a vast, labyrinthine maze, too convoluted to follow with your eye. Sweat drips down her brow as the maze bursts into vibrant reality and vanishes, yet the powerful vortex left in its wake sucks Morvior violently into its depths.
Morvior is sucked into an illusory maze and vanishes from sight.

Sohei Revan n'Kylbar, the Subtle Touch grabs the bird with a hand and squeezes hard, holding a hand up to the hole where his left eye once was.

The bird dissolves into nothingness, then reappears, circles and lands once more atop Revan's head, chirping happily.

Sthai d'Murani, Aois-Dana sings, "Shedding golden in my heart..."

Sthai d'Murani, Aois-Dana sings, "And leading me down into an unwaking sleep."

Sthai d'Murani, Aois-Dana finishes on a glissand of minor notes. The wormwood curls into itself, going black and brown, then crumbling into dust.

The bird chirps, gives Revan one last peck, lifts its tail, and deposits a small pile of something white and liquid before vanishing.

Sthai d'Murani, Aois-Dana bows with a flourish.

Bowing to the audience, Sthai d'Murani, Aois-Dana says, "Thank you very much, that was Concerto for Delerium I, I do hope you'll come to our next performance."
Callia2008-03-24 04:54:40
Kudos to the divine despite the bloody end...



Approaching the tower of gum. (Crumkindivia.)
The shadowy outline of a twisted forest casts a dark gloom here. The landscape
here is dominated by a huge ziggurat built from pink slabs of gum that smell
very sweet. Wide, tall steps lead up the center of the tower to the flat, open
top where four tall spires of sturdy peppermint sticks have been implanted at
each corner. Bright purple geometric patterns, and paintings of highly stylized
warriors wielding slingshots loaded with multi-coloured shots, cover every open
surface of the tower. The bubbling of an energetic river can be heard from
beyond the glistening white dunes to the east, and a richer, darker scent from
the hills to the south floats through the air. There are 2 delicious gingerbread
men here.
You see exits leading east, southeast, south, and west.

Anyania puts some gold sovereigns in a deep crimson pack covered in golden
embroidery.

A delicious gingerbread man exclaims, "DON'T EAT ME!"

"Haha!" laughs Anyania.

You blink.


A delicious gingerbread man exclaims, "I DON'T WANT TO BE EATEN!"

A delicious gingerbread man begins to weep uncontrollably.

You say, "But you will taste good..."

You see Druidess Anyania Diodorus, Blossoming Darkness yell, "I'm going to eat
you!!"

A delicious gingerbread man exclaims, "NOOOOOO!!!!"

A delicious gingerbread man runs around madly, flapping his arms in a blind
panic.

A delicious gingerbread man grabs protectively at a delicious gingerbread man.

A delicious gingerbread man exclaims, "Proteeect me!!!"

Anyania licks a delicious gingerbread man.
A delicious gingerbread man shudders violently.

You say to Anyania, "Don't the buttons look delicious?"

A delicious gingerbread man says, "They want to eeeeaaattt uuussss."

With a savage warcry of "Power to the pastries", a gingerbread man storms off to
the southeast.

Druidess Anyania Diodorus, Blossoming Darkness says, "YUMMY."

A delicious gingerbread man shakes his head.

A gingerbread man storms in from the southeast, yelling, "Power to the
pastries!".

Anyania licks a delicious gingerbread man.
A delicious gingerbread man shudders violently.

A delicious gingerbread man exclaims, "Not yummy!"

Thrusting his fist defiantly into the air, a delicious gingerbread man shouts
"Power to the Pastries!"

Anyania licks a delicious gingerbread man.
A delicious gingerbread man shudders violently.

Anyania licks a delicious gingerbread man.
A delicious gingerbread man shudders violently.

The sun reaches the zenith of the firmament, pausing in his quest to allow the
land to bask in his shining golden rays.

Druidess Anyania Diodorus, Blossoming Darkness says, "YUMMY."

A delicious gingerbread man spins a licorice spear over his head, before
slamming it into Anyania's foot.

Anyania takes a drink from a jade vial.

A delicious gingerbread man spins a licorice spear over his head, before
slamming it into Anyania's foot.

(Combat monk spam)

You say, "That cookiee was mean."

You give the corpse of a delicious gingerbread man to Druidess Anyania Diodorus,
Blossoming Darkness.

You say, "You can eat him."

Druidess Anyania Diodorus, Blossoming Darkness says, "Aye it was."
3547h, 4042m, 4537e, 10p, 14275en, 16525w elrxkdb<>-

Anyania shouts out a happy "Yay!"

Anyania pops a delicious gingerbread man into her mouth, leaving a trail of
crumbs down her chest.

You pop a delicious gingerbread man into your mouth, enjoying every delightful
gingerbread bite.

A gingerbread man storms in from the south, yelling, "Power to the pastries!".

A delicious gingerbread man flashes the victory sign.
Arix2008-03-24 05:48:53
Message #666 Sent by: (system)
03/23 13:48 "Shaddus is the new Head of The Sect of the Veiled."


oh, and this one

#667 Synta: 03/23 22:05 "That was not a very nice thing to do!"

More fun!

(Adiks): Alodia says, "How do you get the parts from the children here in the
broadcast centre?"

(Adiks): Nejii says, "You just break them apart and retrieve them from the
intestinal tract."
Rika2008-03-25 01:46:46
After telling Geb he hurts in the FFA:

Geb tells you, "I am GEB, DAMNIT!"
Meliana2008-03-25 02:30:07

Kaalak tells you, "I am considering joining the Dekovens. Just so I don't get
eaten when you take over the basin."
Celina2008-03-25 06:01:16
Casilu has been crushed to death by Lady Deathchord Celina d'Murani, the
Earthen
Upheaval.
You see the death occur at beneath a hill of celestial sand.
Hanar has fallen to the deadly poisons of Lady Deathchord Celina
d'Murani, the
Earthen Upheaval.
You see the death occur at beneath a hill of celestial sand.
Kalila has been poisoned by Lady Deathchord Celina d'Murani, the Earthen
Upheaval.
You see the death occur at beneath a hill of celestial sand.
Nucoras has fallen to the deadly poisons of Lady Deathchord Celina
d'Murani, the
Earthen Upheaval.
You see the death occur at beneath a hill of celestial sand.
Meliana has been poisoned by Lady Deathchord Celina d'Murani, the
Earthen Upheaval.
You see the death occur at beneath a hill of celestial sand.
Unitos has been poisoned by Lady Deathchord Celina d'Murani, the Earthen
Upheaval.
You see the death occur at beneath a hill of celestial sand.
Telperion has been cut down by Lady Deathchord Celina d'Murani, the
Earthen
Upheaval.
You see the death occur at beneath a hill of celestial sand.
Thiden has been cut down by Lady Deathchord Celina d'Murani, the Earthen
Upheaval.
You see the death occur at beneath a hill of celestial sand.
Alura has been crushed to death by Lady Deathchord Celina d'Murani, the
Earthen

All at the same time. Okay some were newbies and it didn't take any skill to hit my pollute/boulderblast macro...but it was awwwesome.
Arix2008-03-25 06:50:09
Nerf Whatever the censor.gif Celina is, plz
Desitrus2008-03-25 14:04:43
4917h, 4431m, 4188e, 10p, 22675en, 20245w lrx-

(The Dawn Brigade): Talkan says, "Anyone available to beat off two magnagorans?"
4917h, 4431m, 4188e, 10p, 22675en, 20245w lrx-
Unknown2008-03-25 15:10:24
You teleport along the aether strands to the Portal of Fate.
Before the Portal of Fate.
Seething with arcane energy, the Portal of Fate floats before you. A grotesque ghast squats here, dragging its taloned hands on the ground. A black direwolf is here, blending in with the shadows. A striped badger is here, licking its paws. Seren Brave Megatron is here.
You see a single exit leading out.
4860h, 3180m, 3420e, 6p, 22400en, 14000w exk-
Megatron raises her hand in greeting and says "Hello!"


Hooo boy. Have fun guides.
Everiine2008-03-25 17:43:10
doh.gif Why, why, why are they always in my tribe...
Tervic2008-03-25 18:38:31
QUOTE(Everiine @ Mar 25 2008, 10:43 AM) 495624
doh.gif Why, why, why are they always in my tribe...


Because they love you.


(The Dekoven Lineage): Casilu says, "I wish I were a tentacle."
Casilu2008-03-25 19:13:54
I am giving you the gift of context for my quote!

The Path of War. (road).
The shadowy outline of a twisted forest casts a dark gloom here. The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth.
You see exits leading north and southwest.
2742h, 4074m, 4296e, 10p, 11860en, 18270w ex-<11:54:31.229>
south
There is no exit in that direction.
2742h, 4074m, 4296e, 10p, 11860en, 18270w ex-<11:54:31.689>
sw
The Path of War. (road).
The shadowy outline of a twisted forest casts a dark gloom here. The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth.
You see exits leading northeast and southwest.
2742h, 4074m, 4296e, 10p, 11868en, 18276w ex-<11:54:32.874>
sw
The Path of War. (road).
The shadowy outline of a twisted forest casts a dark gloom here. The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth.
You see exits leading northeast, southwest, and in.
2742h, 4074m, 4296e, 10p, 11866en, 18276w ex-<11:54:33.249>
sw
The Path of War. (road).
The shadowy outline of a twisted forest casts a dark gloom here. The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth.
You see exits leading northeast and southwest.
2742h, 4074m, 4296e, 10p, 11864en, 18276w ex-<11:54:33.640>
sw
The Path of War. (road).
The shadowy outline of a twisted forest casts a dark gloom here. The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth.
You see exits leading northeast and south.
2742h, 4074m, 4296e, 10p, 11862en, 18276w ex-<11:54:34.014>
south
The Path of War. (road).
The shadowy outline of a twisted forest casts a dark gloom here. The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth.
You see exits leading north, south, and in.
2742h, 4074m, 4296e, 10p, 11860en, 18276w ex-<11:54:34.379>
south
The Path of War. (road).
The shadowy outline of a twisted forest casts a dark gloom here. The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth.
You see exits leading north and south.
2742h, 4074m, 4296e, 10p, 11858en, 18276w ex-<11:54:34.610>
south
The Path of War. (road).
The shadowy outline of a twisted forest casts a dark gloom here. The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth.
You see exits leading north and southeast.
2742h, 4074m, 4296e, 10p, 11856en, 18276w ex-<11:54:34.964>
se
The Stairs of Solitude. (road).
The shadowy outline of a twisted forest casts a dark gloom here. The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth.
You see exits leading northwest and up.
2742h, 4074m, 4296e, 10p, 11854en, 18276w ex-<11:54:35.401>
se
There is no exit in that direction.
2742h, 4074m, 4296e, 10p, 11854en, 18276w ex-<11:54:35.651>
up
The Stairs of Solitude. (road).
The shadowy outline of a twisted forest casts a dark gloom here. The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth.
You see exits leading up and down.
2742h, 4074m, 4296e, 10p, 11862en, 18282w ex-<11:54:36.609>
up
The Stairs of Solitude. (road).
The shadowy outline of a twisted forest casts a dark gloom here. The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth.
You see exits leading up and down.
2742h, 4074m, 4296e, 10p, 11860en, 18282w ex-<11:54:36.944>
up
The Stairs of Solitude. (road).
The shadowy outline of a twisted forest casts a dark gloom here. The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth.
You see exits leading east and down.
2742h, 4074m, 4296e, 10p, 11858en, 18282w ex-<11:54:37.253>
up
There is no exit in that direction.
2742h, 4074m, 4296e, 10p, 11858en, 18282w ex-<11:54:37.652>
east
The Path of Solitude. (road).
The shadowy outline of a twisted forest casts a dark gloom here. The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth.
You see exits leading southeast and west.
2742h, 4074m, 4296e, 10p, 11856en, 18282w ex-<11:54:38.350>
se
The Path of Solitude. (road).
The shadowy outline of a twisted forest casts a dark gloom here. The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth.
You see exits leading southeast and northwest.
2742h, 4074m, 4296e, 10p, 11854en, 18282w ex-<11:54:39.065>
se
The Path of Solitude. (road).
The shadowy outline of a twisted forest casts a dark gloom here. The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth.
You see exits leading east and northwest.
2742h, 4074m, 4296e, 10p, 11852en, 18282w ex-<11:54:39.419>
east
The Path of Solitude. (road).
The shadowy outline of a twisted forest casts a dark gloom here. The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth.
You see exits leading east, west, and in.
2742h, 4074m, 4296e, 10p, 11850en, 18282w ex-<11:54:39.814>
east
The Path of Solitude. (road).
The shadowy outline of a twisted forest casts a dark gloom here. The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth.
You see exits leading northeast and west.
2742h, 4074m, 4296e, 10p, 11858en, 18288w ex-<11:54:40.244>
ne
The Path of Solitude. (road).
The shadowy outline of a twisted forest casts a dark gloom here. The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth.
You see exits leading northeast and southwest.
2742h, 4074m, 4296e, 10p, 11856en, 18288w ex-<11:54:40.724>
ne
The Path of Solitude. (road).
The shadowy outline of a twisted forest casts a dark gloom here. The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth.
You see exits leading northeast, southwest, and in.
2742h, 4074m, 4296e, 10p, 11854en, 18288w ex-<11:54:41.106>
in
The Cave of Harmony.
The shadowy outline of a twisted forest casts a dark gloom here. The Seal of Harmony slowly spins in the air here, humming with latent power.
You see a single exit leading out.
2742h, 4074m, 4296e, 10p, 11852en, 18288w ex-<11:54:42.601>
karma blessing harmony
Standing before the Seal of Harmony, you raise your arms and tilt back your head. A glowing light suffuses the cave and your soul soars with a karmic blessing.
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clt1 I wish I were a tentacle
(The Dekoven Lineage): You say, "I wish I were a tentacle."
2742h, 4074m, 4296e, 10p, 11870en, 18312w ex-<11:55:56.322>
clt1 mis
(The Dekoven Lineage): You say, "Mis."
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(The Dekoven Lineage): Tervic says, "..."
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teleport nexus
You tug upon the aether strands around you, searching for one that connects to the Pool of Stars.
2742h, 4074m, 4296e, 10p, 11870en, 18318w x-<11:55:1.989>

(The Dekoven Lineage): Raflein (from the Water Elemental Plane) says, "Cake?"
2742h, 4074m, 4296e, 10p, 11870en, 18324w x-<11:55:5.585>

You have recovered equilibrium.
Munsia2008-03-25 19:15:15
I don't get it now
Noola2008-03-25 19:16:41
The context confuses me. laugh.gif