A bit of backstory: I was forging Terakh a new weapon, and showing him through the newbie ropes.
QUOTE
(Newbie): Terakh says, "How do people know I'm an ur'guard?"
(Newbie): You say, "Most often by your title or HONOURS."
(Newbie): You say, "But it's kind of obvious when your suffix is 'Ur'Guard Initiate'."
(Newbie): Aishaa says, "What is a ur'guard? What do they do?"
(Newbie): Nerra says, "Knights from Magnagora."
(Newbie): You say, "The Ur'Guard is the warrior guild of Magnagora."
(Newbie): Terakh says, "They're Death Knights
"
(Newbie): You say, "I'll kill you for that, just see if I don't."
(Newbie): Terakh says, "Bashara doesn't like Death Knights. Envy, I say..."
(Newbie): You say, "Well maybe I won't give you this axe I've been forging you!"
(Newbie): Nerra says, "Harsh."
(Newbie): Pharamon says, "Very."
(Newbie): Arix says, "Get back to work, forge monkey! Hyah!"
(Newbie): You say, "Feed me commodities and give me a Mallet, Arix, and I will forge all day for you."
(Newbie): Spindle says, "Please use this aether for newbie questions only! Thanks!"
(Newbie): You say, "Yes ma'am!"
(Newbie): Kalindera says, "Spindle's a dude."
(Newbie): Arix says, "Spindle is a GUY?!"
(Newbie): Spindle says, "All of you, shush!"
(Newbie): Spindle says, "Except lovely newbies with questions, of course!"
(Newbie): You say, "Yes ma'am."
(Newbie): You say, "Most often by your title or HONOURS."
(Newbie): You say, "But it's kind of obvious when your suffix is 'Ur'Guard Initiate'."
(Newbie): Aishaa says, "What is a ur'guard? What do they do?"
(Newbie): Nerra says, "Knights from Magnagora."
(Newbie): You say, "The Ur'Guard is the warrior guild of Magnagora."
(Newbie): Terakh says, "They're Death Knights
"(Newbie): You say, "I'll kill you for that, just see if I don't."
(Newbie): Terakh says, "Bashara doesn't like Death Knights. Envy, I say..."
(Newbie): You say, "Well maybe I won't give you this axe I've been forging you!"
(Newbie): Nerra says, "Harsh."
(Newbie): Pharamon says, "Very."
(Newbie): Arix says, "Get back to work, forge monkey! Hyah!"
(Newbie): You say, "Feed me commodities and give me a Mallet, Arix, and I will forge all day for you."
(Newbie): Spindle says, "Please use this aether for newbie questions only! Thanks!"
(Newbie): You say, "Yes ma'am!"
(Newbie): Kalindera says, "Spindle's a dude."
(Newbie): Arix says, "Spindle is a GUY?!"
(Newbie): Spindle says, "All of you, shush!"
(Newbie): Spindle says, "Except lovely newbies with questions, of course!"
(Newbie): You say, "Yes ma'am."
To preface, Halse decided to call a Glomdoring VIP some nasty names (which I won't repeat) and managed to get himself kicked out and enemied. Rancoura was having trouble tracking him down, so I helped her out 
You whip a huge damascene steel waraxe through the air in front of Halse, to no
effect.
Cleaving through his defenses, you make a slow deadly strike at Halse's left leg
with a huge damascene steel waraxe. You feebly stick your blade into his left
leg.
Halse says, "I'm in MAG."
You whip a huge damascene steel waraxe through the air in front of Halse, to no
effect.
Cleaving through his defenses, you make a slow deadly strike at Halse's left leg
with a huge damascene steel waraxe. With an elegant stroke, you strike his left
leg, knocking him to the ground.
A black direwolf grabs at Halse's leg with its jaws, tearing the flesh away.
You whip a huge damascene steel waraxe through the air in front of Halse, to no
effect.
Cleaving through his defenses, you make a slow deadly strike at Halse's left leg
with a huge damascene steel waraxe. You strike his left leg, mangling a major
artery that explodes blood in all directions.
The point of the blade thrusts through Halse's body and emerges from his back,
jolting him upright as an expression of horror crosses his face. He finally
slides off the blade, dropping to the ground with a thud.
You have slain Halse.
Your karma falls in response to your deeds.
The voice of Avechna whispers in your mind a warning about initiating combat
with Halse.
-behead corpse
Turning a huge damascene steel waraxe upside-down in your palm, you begin to cut
away at the corpse's neck using a sawing motion, finally severing the head from
the body and standing up with it.
The soul of Halse says, "WHAT THE %#&$."
The soul of Halse asks, "Are you crazy?"
You say, "Yes, actually."
You whip a huge damascene steel waraxe through the air in front of Halse, to no
effect.
Cleaving through his defenses, you make a slow deadly strike at Halse's left leg
with a huge damascene steel waraxe. You feebly stick your blade into his left
leg.
Halse says, "I'm in MAG."
You whip a huge damascene steel waraxe through the air in front of Halse, to no
effect.
Cleaving through his defenses, you make a slow deadly strike at Halse's left leg
with a huge damascene steel waraxe. With an elegant stroke, you strike his left
leg, knocking him to the ground.
A black direwolf grabs at Halse's leg with its jaws, tearing the flesh away.
You whip a huge damascene steel waraxe through the air in front of Halse, to no
effect.
Cleaving through his defenses, you make a slow deadly strike at Halse's left leg
with a huge damascene steel waraxe. You strike his left leg, mangling a major
artery that explodes blood in all directions.
The point of the blade thrusts through Halse's body and emerges from his back,
jolting him upright as an expression of horror crosses his face. He finally
slides off the blade, dropping to the ground with a thud.
You have slain Halse.
Your karma falls in response to your deeds.
The voice of Avechna whispers in your mind a warning about initiating combat
with Halse.
-behead corpse
Turning a huge damascene steel waraxe upside-down in your palm, you begin to cut
away at the corpse's neck using a sawing motion, finally severing the head from
the body and standing up with it.
The soul of Halse says, "WHAT THE %#&$."
The soul of Halse asks, "Are you crazy?"
You say, "Yes, actually."
QUOTE(Everiine @ Mar 26 2008, 12:45 PM) 496086
I love doing that to stupid people. The best is when they stick around as a soul and watch you spike their head on the spike. Oh, the sweet release.
Yeah, I tend to not stick around in the same place where I've just killed someone. I prefer to shrink and spike heads from a safe location. Or shrink and mail them
QUOTE(Bashara @ Mar 26 2008, 08:53 AM) 496087
Yeah, I tend to not stick around in the same place where I've just killed someone. I prefer to shrink and spike heads from a safe location. Or shrink and mail them
See, I used to do that in places like Estelbar. I'd see someone walk in, let them know not to harm anyone or kidnap farmers, then I'd camouflage and stalk them. As soon as they handed the farmer the poisoned berry, I'd have the commune enemy them, then either slay them myself or chase them into the guards. Then I'd spike their head right in the entrance to Estelbar. Newbies make mistakes, but when you do exactly what I told you not to do, you aren't getting away.
'Course, I must admit, I didn't always warn people...
QUOTE(Everiine @ Mar 26 2008, 09:39 AM) 496096
'Course, I must admit, I didn't always warn people...
Griefer.QUOTE(MrShrimp @ Mar 26 2008, 11:43 AM) 496119
Griefer.Nah, I only ever killed the person once and never hunted them down afterward unless the little bugger got away. Or if they came and tried to do it again, but in that case you are literally putting a target on you with big flashing lights that says KILL ME IM DUM.
Okay fine fine, Everiine, the man who can't fight at all unless he's in a group or the person is dumb, is a Griefer. I want a fish.
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EDIT 2:
Whoops, someone hit the wrong button on that one. But thank you Admins for another fun game with the colts!
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CODE
(The Chieftain's Circle): Amarok says, "You have the will, Everiine."
(The Chieftain's Circle): Iasmos says, "We can work on the technique if you have the drive."
(The Chieftain's Circle): You say, "I will have a bigger drive once some of my soul issues are passed."
(The Chieftain's Circle): Iasmos says, "We can work on the technique if you have the drive."
(The Chieftain's Circle): You say, "I will have a bigger drive once some of my soul issues are passed."
CODE
(The Chieftain's Circle): Klia (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "I transed my trade t'en never really used it."
(The Chieftain's Circle): Amarok says, "Thats how forging goes, Klia."
Klia has been frozen to death by a spectral garwight.
(The Chieftain's Circle): Amarok says, "Something I said?"
(Serenwilde): Klia says, "Mot'erless son of a donkley touc'ing pig fondling goat lover."
(The Chieftain's Circle): Amarok says, "Thats how forging goes, Klia."
Klia has been frozen to death by a spectral garwight.
(The Chieftain's Circle): Amarok says, "Something I said?"
(Serenwilde): Klia says, "Mot'erless son of a donkley touc'ing pig fondling goat lover."
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CODE
You smile and say, "We have fun, don't we?"
The corners of someone powerful's mouth turn up as He grins mischievously.
The corners of a centaur colt's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.
The corners of someone powerful's mouth turn up as He grins mischievously.
The corners of a centaur colt's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.
Whoops, someone hit the wrong button on that one
. But thank you Admins for another fun game with the colts!Two seren victories - the best parts posted here since I didn't have the full logs of this duel. (yes this is to poke fun of Krellan's request!)
6616h, 3169m, 4200e, 3p exkp-
stand
insomnia
strike kielo head
You stand up and stretch your arms out wide.
6616h, 3169m, 4200e, 3p exk-
strike kielo head
A blush begins to creep up your neck and into your face as you come to the realization that there are other people here!
Continually flowing water.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. The silvery leaves of a faebush gently billows i
n the wind.
You see exits leading northeast, east, south, and northwest.
6979h, 3169m, 4200e, 3p exk-
You clench your fists, grit your teeth, and banish all possibility of sleep.
7179h, 3044m, 4200e, 3p exk-
Ahh, I am truly sorry, but I do not see anyone by that name here.
7179h, 3044m, 4200e, 3p exk-
Nothing can be seen here by that name.
7179h, 3044m, 4200e, 3p exk-
drink mana
You take a drink from a bloodstone vial.
Your mind feels stronger and more alert.
7179h, 3726m, 4200e, 3p exk-
drink phlegmatic
ql
Tiny tremours spread through your body as the world seems to slow down.
7179h, 3726m, 4200e, 3p exk-
You take a drink from a pearl vial.
Your shyness has been cured. You can now face the world boldly.
7179h, 3726m, 4200e, 3p exk-
Continually flowing water.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. The silvery leaves of a faebush gently billows i
n the wind.
You see exits leading northeast, east, south, and northwest.
7179h, 3726m, 4200e, 3p exk-
nw
Teardrop paved passageway.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. The silvery leaves of a faebush gently billows i
n the wind.
You see exits leading southeast and northwest.
7179h, 3726m, 4200e, 3p exk-
You may drink another purgative or curing potion.
7179h, 3726m, 4200e, 3p exk-
se
Continually flowing water.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. The silvery leaves of a faebush gently billows i
n the wind.
You see exits leading northeast, east, south, and northwest.
7260h, 4101m, 4200e, 3p exk-
e
A crackling inferno.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. The silvery leaves of a faebush gently billows i
n the wind. A hemlock sapling clings tenaciously to the ground here. Krellan is here, shrouded. He wields a Symbol of the G
ods
in his left hand and a mystic cudgel in his right. Spirit Warden Exeryte, Keeper of the Bones is here. He wields a coiling
skeletal rapier in his left hand and a steel inquisitor rapier in his right.
You see exits leading south, west, and northwest.
7260h, 4101m, 4200e, 3p exk-
You may drink another health, mana, or bromide potion.
cleave kielo lleg
7260h, 4101m, 4200e, 3p exk-
Ahh, I am truly sorry, but I do not see anyone by that name here.
7260h, 4101m, 4200e, 3p exk-
cleave kielo lleg
Nothing can be seen here by that name.
7260h, 4101m, 4200e, 4p exk-
Kielo arrives from the northwest.
7260h, 4101m, 4200e, 4p exk-
You see Krellan yell, "YEAH!!!"
...
Krellan exclaims to Kielo, "You got him running for HIS LIFE!"
...
7260h, 3854m, 4200e, 5p exk-
You execute the Assaultstrikes maneuver: ASSAULT KIELO HEAD.
Holding a gnarled ancient greatsword poised at an angle overhead, you unleash a violent assault at Kielo's head. You strike
into his neck, and blood fountains out in a thick spray.
A black shadow materialises in the air before you and then quickly strikes Kielo.
7260h, 3854m, 4200e, 1p ek-
You suddenly perceive the vague outline of an aura of rebounding around Kielo.
7260h, 3854m, 4200e, 1p ek-
You may drink another health, mana, or bromide potion.
7260h, 3854m, 4200e, 1p ek-
ql
-------WICCAN POOKA'D YOU!!! PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT YOU DO!!! POOKA'D!!! SOMEONE POOKA'D YOU!!!
-------WICCAN POOKA'D YOU!!! PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT YOU DO!!! POOKA'D!!! SOMEONE POOKA'D YOU!!!
You feel your will manipulated by a pooka.
You take a drink from a pearl vial.
You shrug off the effects of the poison.
7260h, 3854m, 4200e, 1p ek-
A crackling inferno.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. The silvery leaves of a faebush gently billows i
n the wind. A hemlock sapling clings tenaciously to the ground here. Spirit Warden Exeryte, Keeper of the Bones is here. He
wields a coiling skeletal rapier in his left hand and a steel inquisitor rapier in his right. Krellan is here, shrouded. He
wields a Symbol of the Gods in his left hand and a mystic cudgel in his right. Kielo Talnara is here. He wields an athame
dagger in his left hand and a golden sunburst shield in his right.
You see exits leading south, west, and northwest.
7260h, 3854m, 4200e, 1p ek-
You see the following people here:
Exeryte, Krellan, Kielo, Hyrtakos
7260h, 3854m, 4200e, 1p ek-
cleave kielo lleg
The swirling shadows heal your body and mind.
The confusion lifts from your mind and it is clear once again.
7260h, 3747m, 4200e, 1p ek-
You must regain balance first.
7260h, 3822m, 4200e, 1p ek-
cleave kielo lleg
You must regain balance first.
7260h, 3822m, 4200e, 1p ek-
A brownie runs up and tickles your sides.
7260h, 3822m, 4200e, 1p ek-
cleave kielo lleg
------- Kielo REBOUNDING DOWN!!! Kielo REBOUNDING DOWN!!! Kielo REBOUNDING DOWN!!! Kielo REBOUNDING DOWN!!!
Kielo's aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
Kielo traces glyphs in the air, and they begin to glow ominously. (notice never applied mending to head)
7260h, 3822m, 4200e, 1p ek-
cleave kielo lleg
You must regain balance first.
7260h, 3822m, 4200e, 1p ek-
You must regain balance first.
7260h, 3822m, 4200e, 1p ek-
cleave kielo lleg
You must regain balance first.
7260h, 3822m, 4200e, 1p ek-
cleave kielo lleg
You must regain balance first.
7260h, 3822m, 4200e, 1p ek-
Kielo grabs some glowing glyphs and throws them at you. (still no mending to head)
7260h, 3822m, 4200e, 1p ek-
cleave kielo lleg
You make a vexed sound.
7260h, 3822m, 4200e, 1p ek-
You already are awake.
7260h, 3822m, 4200e, 1p ek-
cleave kielo lleg
You are already an insomniac.
7260h, 3722m, 4200e, 1p ek-
You yell, "Vexlet smells like a goat!"
7260h, 3722m, 4200e, 1p ek-
You have recovered balance on all limbs.
7260h, 3722m, 4200e, 1p exk-
You raze Kielo's speed defence with a gnarled ancient greatsword.
Cleaving through his defenses, you make a slow deadly strike at Kielo's left leg with a gnarled ancient greatsword. You str
ike the tendon above his left heel, making him scream as it's completely severed. (must now assume slitlocked and tendoned requiring a power cure)
A black shadow materialises in the air before you and then quickly strikes Kielo.
7260h, 3722m, 4200e, 1p ek-
Kielo takes a long drag off his pipe.
7260h, 3722m, 4200e, 1p ek-
strike kielo lleg
You must regain balance first.
7260h, 3607m, 4200e, 1p ek-
ql
-------WICCAN POOKA'D YOU!!! PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT YOU DO!!! POOKA'D!!! SOMEONE POOKA'D YOU!!!
-------WICCAN POOKA'D YOU!!! PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT YOU DO!!! POOKA'D!!! SOMEONE POOKA'D YOU!!!
You feel your will manipulated by a pooka.
The idea of putting something in your stomach sickens you.
7260h, 3607m, 4200e, 1p ek-
A crackling inferno.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. The silvery leaves of a faebush gently billows i
n the wind. A hemlock sapling clings tenaciously to the ground here. Spirit Warden Exeryte, Keeper of the Bones is here. He
wields a coiling skeletal rapier in his left hand and a steel inquisitor rapier in his right. Krellan is here, shrouded. He
wields a Symbol of the Gods in his left hand and a mystic cudgel in his right. Kielo Talnara is here, sprawled on the grou
nd.
He wields an athame dagger in his left hand and a golden sunburst shield in his right.
You see exits leading south, west, and northwest.
7260h, 3607m, 4200e, 1p ek-
You drop to one knee, demonstrating your humility and respect.
7260h, 3607m, 4200e, 1p ek-
Drawing back on his tiny bow, a pixie shoots an arrow straight at you.
Your insomnia has cleared up.
The crone crosses her shriveled arms and turns her dark, penetrating gaze upon you.
A banshee stares at you, then suddenly emits a high-pitched screech at you. The soundwaves pierce into your very being, wea
kening you in both body and mind.
6616h, 3147m, 4200e, 1p ek-
Krellan says to Kielo, "You've gotta break his footwork."
6616h, 3147m, 4200e, 1p ek-
You stand up and stretch your arms out wide.
You remove 1 milk, bringing the total in the Rift to 295.
6616h, 3147m, 4200e, 1p ek-
strike kielo rleg
The idea of putting something in your stomach sickens you.
6616h, 3147m, 4200e, 1p ek-
drink mana
insomnia
You must regain balance first.
6616h, 3147m, 4200e, 1p ek-
The idea of putting something in your stomach sickens you.
6616h, 3147m, 4200e, 1p ek-
You clench your fists, grit your teeth, and banish all possibility of sleep.
6616h, 3047m, 4200e, 1p ek-
strike kielo rleg
You must regain balance first.
7260h, 3322m, 4200e, 2p ek-
smoke coltsfoot
You take a long drag off your pipe.
Food is no longer repulsive to you.
7260h, 3322m, 4200e, 2p ek-
strike kielo rleg
You must regain balance first.
7260h, 3322m, 4200e, 2p ek-
strike kielo rleg
You must regain balance first.
7260h, 3322m, 4200e, 2p ek-
strike kielo rleg
You must regain balance first.
7260h, 3207m, 4200e, 2p ek-
strike kielo rleg
You have recovered balance on all limbs.
7260h, 3207m, 4200e, 2p exk-
strike kielo rleg
"The voices! The voices! Get them out of my head!!" you moan, holding your head in pain.
7260h, 3207m, 4200e, 2p exk-
You may eat or smoke another herb.
7260h, 3207m, 4200e, 2p exk-
outr pennyroyal
eat pennyroyal
inr pennyroyal
eat pennyroyal
inr pennyroyal
strike kielo rleg
Driven spires of mercury.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. The silvery leaves of a faebush gently billows i
n the wind.
You see exits leading north, northeast, south, southwest, and west. (stupidity makes me move)
7260h, 3207m, 4200e, 2p exk-
The sun reaches the zenith of the firmament, pausing in his quest to allow the land to bask in his shining golden rays.
7260h, 3207m, 4200e, 2p exk-
You sweep your trained eye across the room for the hidden exits.
You spot no hidden exits.
7260h, 3207m, 4200e, 2p xk-
What do you want to eat?
7260h, 3207m, 4200e, 2p xk-
You see no pennyroyal in your inventory.
7260h, 3207m, 4200e, 2p xk-
What do you want to eat?
7260h, 3207m, 4200e, 2p xk-
You see no pennyroyal in your inventory.
7260h, 3207m, 4200e, 2p xk-
You must regain equilibrium first.
7260h, 3207m, 4200e, 2p xk-
You have a particularly intense shiver. (secrets from stupidity and shivering break my system because of no concentrate triggers)
7260h, 3207m, 4200e, 2p xk-
strike kielo rleg
You must regain equilibrium first.
7260h, 3207m, 4200e, 2p xk-
outr pennyroyal
eat pennyroyal
inr pennyroyal
eat pennyroyal
inr pennyroyal
You remove 1 pennyroyal, bringing the total in the Rift to 954.
7260h, 3207m, 4200e, 2p xk-
You eat a bunch of pennyroyal.
You aren't such a complete idiot anymore.
7260h, 3207m, 4200e, 2p xk-
You see no pennyroyal in your inventory.
7260h, 3207m, 4200e, 2p xk-
What do you want to eat?
7260h, 3207m, 4200e, 2p xk-
You see no pennyroyal in your inventory.
7260h, 3207m, 4200e, 2p xk-
You may eat or smoke another herb.
7260h, 3282m, 4200e, 2p xk-
ql
n
Driven spires of mercury.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. The silvery leaves of a faebush gently billows i
n the wind.
You see exits leading north, northeast, south, southwest, and west.
7260h, 3171m, 4200e, 2p xk-
You are recovering equilibrium and cannot move yet.
7260h, 3171m, 4200e, 2p xk-
n
You are recovering equilibrium and cannot move yet.
7260h, 3171m, 4200e, 2p xk-
n
You are recovering equilibrium and cannot move yet.
7260h, 3171m, 4200e, 2p xk-
n
You are recovering equilibrium and cannot move yet.
7260h, 3432m, 4200e, 3p xk-
n
You are recovering equilibrium and cannot move yet.
7260h, 3432m, 4200e, 3p xk-
(Skeleton Hearth): Krellan says, "Round 1 to Kielo."
...
6616h, 3169m, 4200e, 3p exkp-
stand
insomnia
strike kielo head
You stand up and stretch your arms out wide.
6616h, 3169m, 4200e, 3p exk-
strike kielo head
A blush begins to creep up your neck and into your face as you come to the realization that there are other people here!
Continually flowing water.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. The silvery leaves of a faebush gently billows i
n the wind.
You see exits leading northeast, east, south, and northwest.
6979h, 3169m, 4200e, 3p exk-
You clench your fists, grit your teeth, and banish all possibility of sleep.
7179h, 3044m, 4200e, 3p exk-
Ahh, I am truly sorry, but I do not see anyone by that name here.
7179h, 3044m, 4200e, 3p exk-
Nothing can be seen here by that name.
7179h, 3044m, 4200e, 3p exk-
drink mana
You take a drink from a bloodstone vial.
Your mind feels stronger and more alert.
7179h, 3726m, 4200e, 3p exk-
drink phlegmatic
ql
Tiny tremours spread through your body as the world seems to slow down.
7179h, 3726m, 4200e, 3p exk-
You take a drink from a pearl vial.
Your shyness has been cured. You can now face the world boldly.
7179h, 3726m, 4200e, 3p exk-
Continually flowing water.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. The silvery leaves of a faebush gently billows i
n the wind.
You see exits leading northeast, east, south, and northwest.
7179h, 3726m, 4200e, 3p exk-
nw
Teardrop paved passageway.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. The silvery leaves of a faebush gently billows i
n the wind.
You see exits leading southeast and northwest.
7179h, 3726m, 4200e, 3p exk-
You may drink another purgative or curing potion.
7179h, 3726m, 4200e, 3p exk-
se
Continually flowing water.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. The silvery leaves of a faebush gently billows i
n the wind.
You see exits leading northeast, east, south, and northwest.
7260h, 4101m, 4200e, 3p exk-
e
A crackling inferno.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. The silvery leaves of a faebush gently billows i
n the wind. A hemlock sapling clings tenaciously to the ground here. Krellan is here, shrouded. He wields a Symbol of the G
ods
in his left hand and a mystic cudgel in his right. Spirit Warden Exeryte, Keeper of the Bones is here. He wields a coiling
skeletal rapier in his left hand and a steel inquisitor rapier in his right.
You see exits leading south, west, and northwest.
7260h, 4101m, 4200e, 3p exk-
You may drink another health, mana, or bromide potion.
cleave kielo lleg
7260h, 4101m, 4200e, 3p exk-
Ahh, I am truly sorry, but I do not see anyone by that name here.
7260h, 4101m, 4200e, 3p exk-
cleave kielo lleg
Nothing can be seen here by that name.
7260h, 4101m, 4200e, 4p exk-
Kielo arrives from the northwest.
7260h, 4101m, 4200e, 4p exk-
You see Krellan yell, "YEAH!!!"
...
Krellan exclaims to Kielo, "You got him running for HIS LIFE!"
...
7260h, 3854m, 4200e, 5p exk-
You execute the Assaultstrikes maneuver: ASSAULT KIELO HEAD.
Holding a gnarled ancient greatsword poised at an angle overhead, you unleash a violent assault at Kielo's head. You strike
into his neck, and blood fountains out in a thick spray.
A black shadow materialises in the air before you and then quickly strikes Kielo.
7260h, 3854m, 4200e, 1p ek-
You suddenly perceive the vague outline of an aura of rebounding around Kielo.
7260h, 3854m, 4200e, 1p ek-
You may drink another health, mana, or bromide potion.
7260h, 3854m, 4200e, 1p ek-
ql
-------WICCAN POOKA'D YOU!!! PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT YOU DO!!! POOKA'D!!! SOMEONE POOKA'D YOU!!!
-------WICCAN POOKA'D YOU!!! PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT YOU DO!!! POOKA'D!!! SOMEONE POOKA'D YOU!!!
You feel your will manipulated by a pooka.
You take a drink from a pearl vial.
You shrug off the effects of the poison.
7260h, 3854m, 4200e, 1p ek-
A crackling inferno.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. The silvery leaves of a faebush gently billows i
n the wind. A hemlock sapling clings tenaciously to the ground here. Spirit Warden Exeryte, Keeper of the Bones is here. He
wields a coiling skeletal rapier in his left hand and a steel inquisitor rapier in his right. Krellan is here, shrouded. He
wields a Symbol of the Gods in his left hand and a mystic cudgel in his right. Kielo Talnara is here. He wields an athame
dagger in his left hand and a golden sunburst shield in his right.
You see exits leading south, west, and northwest.
7260h, 3854m, 4200e, 1p ek-
You see the following people here:
Exeryte, Krellan, Kielo, Hyrtakos
7260h, 3854m, 4200e, 1p ek-
cleave kielo lleg
The swirling shadows heal your body and mind.
The confusion lifts from your mind and it is clear once again.
7260h, 3747m, 4200e, 1p ek-
You must regain balance first.
7260h, 3822m, 4200e, 1p ek-
cleave kielo lleg
You must regain balance first.
7260h, 3822m, 4200e, 1p ek-
A brownie runs up and tickles your sides.
7260h, 3822m, 4200e, 1p ek-
cleave kielo lleg
------- Kielo REBOUNDING DOWN!!! Kielo REBOUNDING DOWN!!! Kielo REBOUNDING DOWN!!! Kielo REBOUNDING DOWN!!!
Kielo's aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
Kielo traces glyphs in the air, and they begin to glow ominously. (notice never applied mending to head)
7260h, 3822m, 4200e, 1p ek-
cleave kielo lleg
You must regain balance first.
7260h, 3822m, 4200e, 1p ek-
You must regain balance first.
7260h, 3822m, 4200e, 1p ek-
cleave kielo lleg
You must regain balance first.
7260h, 3822m, 4200e, 1p ek-
cleave kielo lleg
You must regain balance first.
7260h, 3822m, 4200e, 1p ek-
Kielo grabs some glowing glyphs and throws them at you. (still no mending to head)
7260h, 3822m, 4200e, 1p ek-
cleave kielo lleg
You make a vexed sound.
7260h, 3822m, 4200e, 1p ek-
You already are awake.
7260h, 3822m, 4200e, 1p ek-
cleave kielo lleg
You are already an insomniac.
7260h, 3722m, 4200e, 1p ek-
You yell, "Vexlet smells like a goat!"
7260h, 3722m, 4200e, 1p ek-
You have recovered balance on all limbs.
7260h, 3722m, 4200e, 1p exk-
You raze Kielo's speed defence with a gnarled ancient greatsword.
Cleaving through his defenses, you make a slow deadly strike at Kielo's left leg with a gnarled ancient greatsword. You str
ike the tendon above his left heel, making him scream as it's completely severed. (must now assume slitlocked and tendoned requiring a power cure)
A black shadow materialises in the air before you and then quickly strikes Kielo.
7260h, 3722m, 4200e, 1p ek-
Kielo takes a long drag off his pipe.
7260h, 3722m, 4200e, 1p ek-
strike kielo lleg
You must regain balance first.
7260h, 3607m, 4200e, 1p ek-
ql
-------WICCAN POOKA'D YOU!!! PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT YOU DO!!! POOKA'D!!! SOMEONE POOKA'D YOU!!!
-------WICCAN POOKA'D YOU!!! PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT YOU DO!!! POOKA'D!!! SOMEONE POOKA'D YOU!!!
You feel your will manipulated by a pooka.
The idea of putting something in your stomach sickens you.
7260h, 3607m, 4200e, 1p ek-
A crackling inferno.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. The silvery leaves of a faebush gently billows i
n the wind. A hemlock sapling clings tenaciously to the ground here. Spirit Warden Exeryte, Keeper of the Bones is here. He
wields a coiling skeletal rapier in his left hand and a steel inquisitor rapier in his right. Krellan is here, shrouded. He
wields a Symbol of the Gods in his left hand and a mystic cudgel in his right. Kielo Talnara is here, sprawled on the grou
nd.
He wields an athame dagger in his left hand and a golden sunburst shield in his right.
You see exits leading south, west, and northwest.
7260h, 3607m, 4200e, 1p ek-
You drop to one knee, demonstrating your humility and respect.
7260h, 3607m, 4200e, 1p ek-
Drawing back on his tiny bow, a pixie shoots an arrow straight at you.
Your insomnia has cleared up.
The crone crosses her shriveled arms and turns her dark, penetrating gaze upon you.
A banshee stares at you, then suddenly emits a high-pitched screech at you. The soundwaves pierce into your very being, wea
kening you in both body and mind.
6616h, 3147m, 4200e, 1p ek-
Krellan says to Kielo, "You've gotta break his footwork."
6616h, 3147m, 4200e, 1p ek-
You stand up and stretch your arms out wide.
You remove 1 milk, bringing the total in the Rift to 295.
6616h, 3147m, 4200e, 1p ek-
strike kielo rleg
The idea of putting something in your stomach sickens you.
6616h, 3147m, 4200e, 1p ek-
drink mana
insomnia
You must regain balance first.
6616h, 3147m, 4200e, 1p ek-
The idea of putting something in your stomach sickens you.
6616h, 3147m, 4200e, 1p ek-
You clench your fists, grit your teeth, and banish all possibility of sleep.
6616h, 3047m, 4200e, 1p ek-
strike kielo rleg
You must regain balance first.
7260h, 3322m, 4200e, 2p ek-
smoke coltsfoot
You take a long drag off your pipe.
Food is no longer repulsive to you.
7260h, 3322m, 4200e, 2p ek-
strike kielo rleg
You must regain balance first.
7260h, 3322m, 4200e, 2p ek-
strike kielo rleg
You must regain balance first.
7260h, 3322m, 4200e, 2p ek-
strike kielo rleg
You must regain balance first.
7260h, 3207m, 4200e, 2p ek-
strike kielo rleg
You have recovered balance on all limbs.
7260h, 3207m, 4200e, 2p exk-
strike kielo rleg
"The voices! The voices! Get them out of my head!!" you moan, holding your head in pain.
7260h, 3207m, 4200e, 2p exk-
You may eat or smoke another herb.
7260h, 3207m, 4200e, 2p exk-
outr pennyroyal
eat pennyroyal
inr pennyroyal
eat pennyroyal
inr pennyroyal
strike kielo rleg
Driven spires of mercury.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. The silvery leaves of a faebush gently billows i
n the wind.
You see exits leading north, northeast, south, southwest, and west. (stupidity makes me move)
7260h, 3207m, 4200e, 2p exk-
The sun reaches the zenith of the firmament, pausing in his quest to allow the land to bask in his shining golden rays.
7260h, 3207m, 4200e, 2p exk-
You sweep your trained eye across the room for the hidden exits.
You spot no hidden exits.
7260h, 3207m, 4200e, 2p xk-
What do you want to eat?
7260h, 3207m, 4200e, 2p xk-
You see no pennyroyal in your inventory.
7260h, 3207m, 4200e, 2p xk-
What do you want to eat?
7260h, 3207m, 4200e, 2p xk-
You see no pennyroyal in your inventory.
7260h, 3207m, 4200e, 2p xk-
You must regain equilibrium first.
7260h, 3207m, 4200e, 2p xk-
You have a particularly intense shiver. (secrets from stupidity and shivering break my system because of no concentrate triggers)
7260h, 3207m, 4200e, 2p xk-
strike kielo rleg
You must regain equilibrium first.
7260h, 3207m, 4200e, 2p xk-
outr pennyroyal
eat pennyroyal
inr pennyroyal
eat pennyroyal
inr pennyroyal
You remove 1 pennyroyal, bringing the total in the Rift to 954.
7260h, 3207m, 4200e, 2p xk-
You eat a bunch of pennyroyal.
You aren't such a complete idiot anymore.
7260h, 3207m, 4200e, 2p xk-
You see no pennyroyal in your inventory.
7260h, 3207m, 4200e, 2p xk-
What do you want to eat?
7260h, 3207m, 4200e, 2p xk-
You see no pennyroyal in your inventory.
7260h, 3207m, 4200e, 2p xk-
You may eat or smoke another herb.
7260h, 3282m, 4200e, 2p xk-
ql
n
Driven spires of mercury.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. The silvery leaves of a faebush gently billows i
n the wind.
You see exits leading north, northeast, south, southwest, and west.
7260h, 3171m, 4200e, 2p xk-
You are recovering equilibrium and cannot move yet.
7260h, 3171m, 4200e, 2p xk-
n
You are recovering equilibrium and cannot move yet.
7260h, 3171m, 4200e, 2p xk-
n
You are recovering equilibrium and cannot move yet.
7260h, 3171m, 4200e, 2p xk-
n
You are recovering equilibrium and cannot move yet.
7260h, 3432m, 4200e, 3p xk-
n
You are recovering equilibrium and cannot move yet.
7260h, 3432m, 4200e, 3p xk-
(Skeleton Hearth): Krellan says, "Round 1 to Kielo."
...
(Academy): Methagor says, "All you need is wood."
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Seen on AIM:
Jigan: Innocent young women giggle, blush, and otherwise are shy. All the time from my experience.
Tervic: heh
Jigan: -.- I don't try anything that giggles
Tervic: Fair enough.
Jigan: trust.
Jigan: Trust, trust, trust.
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P.S. Jigan, when you finally find this, I'd just like you to know how much you fail.
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Seen on AIM:
Jigan: Innocent young women giggle, blush, and otherwise are shy. All the time from my experience.
Tervic: heh
Jigan: -.- I don't try anything that giggles
Tervic: Fair enough.
Jigan: trust.
Jigan: Trust, trust, trust.
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P.S. Jigan, when you finally find this, I'd just like you to know how much you fail.
