Quotes 4

by Terentia

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Aison2008-04-01 22:18:13

(Market): You say, "Here's to hoping a friendly Divine will use Their powers to
shut up inept citizens of the Basin: Artisan for hire."
(Market): Oneiroi says, "Divine ready to shut up inept citizens, for hire."

Shortly followed by:

Your market channel privileges have been revoked.

Damn. Good thing I'm mostly focusing on combat instead of marketing my skillz. sad.gif
Kaalak2008-04-02 00:05:48
QUOTE(Admin @ Apr 1 2008, 03:18 PM) 498572
ANNOUNCE NEWS #1052
Date: 4/2/2008 at 0:00
From: Estarra, the Eternal
To : Everyone
Subj: Player Appreciation Month

Did you know that April is Player Appreciation Month? Well, it is! As a
thank you to the playerbase, there will be a 10% increase in gold from
gold drops from now until April 15, and from April 16 though the end of
the month, there will be a 10% experience bonus.

Further, if you purchase credits this month, you will get dingbats! Yes,
you heard me! Dingbats! This is a new special promotion wherein buying a
certain amount of credits during the month, you will also receive some
new currency called dingbats. Dingbats can be used to purchase special
artifacts from a lovely gentleman named Jeremiah Gryphta. For more
information, see HELP DINGBATS.



Yeah right this is bulls--

QUOTE(Admin @ Apr 1 2008, 03:18 PM) 498572
** Oh, and dingbats are NOT an April Fool's joke! **


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Bashara2008-04-02 01:34:36
QUOTE(Kaalak @ Apr 2 2008, 12:05 AM) 498608
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Innorite? wahoo.gif
Shiri2008-04-02 02:56:02
Xiel tickles a plush doll of Luna, the First of Maidens mercilessly!
A plush doll of Luna, the First of Maidens looses a peel of girlish giggles,
batting at Xiel's hands with a fuzzy brown squirrel.

A plush doll of Luna, the First of Maidens says, "Don't you think those Shofangi
monks are just dashing?"
A plush doll of Luna, the First of Maidens smiles enchantingly, humming a soft
and bewitching melody to herself.

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Yay for being integrated into the game better!
Aison2008-04-02 03:25:20
That is disturbingly cute.
Xiel2008-04-02 03:29:41
I still haven't found a Spiritsinger one. So far, all of the Seren guilds but mine is being talked about. sad.gif


Edit: Oh, there it is. Cute. wub.gif
Sarrasri2008-04-02 05:20:29
QUOTE
Barrin pulls on a fickle finger of fate.
A fickle finger of fate begins to softly glow with an eerie light.

Silent Keeper, Barrin, Counsel of the Silver Spirit says, "Does Krellan like
wearing women lingerie?"

Beams of light from a fickle finger of fate coalesce into the shape of Clotho's
face.

Krellan carefully lights a smoke wreathed pipe and puffs on it before blowing
out a small, murky smoke ring.

Emanating from the eerie face of Clotho, a strange voice intones, "Most likely."

Krellan's eyes widen in disbelief as he shouts, "Oh my GOD!"

The smoke ring expands and turns into a crimson sunset wreathed in murky mists,
the sun's rays flickering mutely.

A fickle finger of fate goes dark as the conjured face disappears.

Krellan exclaims, "That was a damn secret!"

Belisma rolls on the floor, laughing.

"Ha!" Barrin exclaims with gusto.

Belisma L'Eternae, Adherent of Luna says, "I could have told you that."

Arix2008-04-02 05:52:32
Eerily accurate
Bashara2008-04-02 06:12:19
QUOTE
Kundu tells you, "I still have a brain."

You tell Partisan Kundu Kor'Lathh, "Quoted."

Kundu tells you, "Heh, you suck."



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hug.gif Kundu
Krellan2008-04-02 06:13:45
that was not supposed to get quoted
Arix2008-04-02 06:16:29
Rowena Nightshade shouts, "Mother Night, I'm back!"

A gas lamp suddenly flares alight as if by magic, casting pale, ghostly
luminescence across the city streets.

I just liked the timing
Unknown2008-04-02 06:28:01
(Glomdoring): Bashara (from the Earth Elemental Plane) says, "Brraaainnnssssssss."

... wtf.gif Rofl!
Arix2008-04-02 06:34:39
Marina tells you, "I love you."

also


(The Daughters of Attai): Marina (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "But come on. I
have to keep up the whole "virgin" act."

(The Daughters of Attai): You say, "A charade of truly epic thespian magnitude
indeed, Marina."
Unknown2008-04-02 06:44:25
QUOTE(Arix @ Apr 2 2008, 02:34 AM) 498744
Marina tells you, "I love you."

also
(The Daughters of Attai): Marina (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "But come on. I
have to keep up the whole "virgin" act."

(The Daughters of Attai): You say, "A charade of truly epic thespian magnitude
indeed, Marina."


.... dry.gif .....may your hair fall out and may your nose hair triumph over your eyebrows...
Tervic2008-04-02 06:45:31
Unblooded Halamir Talnara says, "Is Tervic silly?"

Halamir pulls on a fickle finger of fate.
A fickle finger of fate begins to softly glow with an eerie light.

Beams of light from a fickle finger of fate coalesce into the shape of Clotho's face.

Emanating from the eerie face of Clotho, a strange voice intones, "My sources say no."
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HA!
Unknown2008-04-02 07:19:27
(Glomdoring): Kundu (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I have a brain."
Krellan2008-04-02 09:19:39
The end of your cudgel forms a knotty burl and you point it at a Manifestation
of the Dreaming. The burl pops and ruptures, shooting a barrage of splinters
into his flesh.
You have scored a WORLD-SHATTERING CRITICAL HIT!!!
A Manifestation of the Dreaming bleeds to death from the hundreds of tiny
punctures left by the splinters embedded in his flesh.
You have slain a Manifestation of the Dreaming.
A king's ransom of golden sovereigns spill from the corpse.
A king's ransom of golden sovereigns spill from the corpse.
You suddenly scoop up the corpse of a Manifestation of the Dreaming.
5597h, 7523m, 6600e, 10p, 21898en, 29370w xk /04:14:12.218/<>-qw

You can not sense a single person.
5597h, 7523m, 6600e, 10p, 21898en, 29370w xk /04:14:13.859/<>-
You have recovered equilibrium.
5808h, 7623m, 6600e, 10p, 21900en, 29370w exk /04:14:14.390/<>-stat
g manifestation
g gold

I see no "manifestation" to take.
5808h, 7623m, 6600e, 10p, 21900en, 29386w exk /04:14:14.593/<>-
You pick up 4229 gold sovereigns.
Arix2008-04-02 09:52:31
I wish I was tanky enough to kill things that dropped decent gold
Bashara2008-04-02 09:52:55
QUOTE(Krellan @ Apr 2 2008, 09:19 AM) 498757
You pick up 4229 gold sovereigns.



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Bashara2008-04-02 10:12:28
You stumble as you feel invisible strands of force wrap around you, followed by
a high-pitched thrum.
5328h, 1719m, 2808e, 11176w ek-
You have recovered balance on all limbs.
5328h, 1719m, 2808e, 11180w exk-
{*BALANCE RECOVERED*} {*BALANCE RECOVERED*}
{*BALANCE RECOVERED*} {*BALANCE RECOVERED*}

Sweat flies from your brow as you continue to refine the quality of a claymore
of the black widow.
5328h, 1719m, 2808e, 11180w ek-
You have recovered balance on all limbs.
5328h, 1701m, 2808e, 11177w exk-
{*BALANCE RECOVERED*} {*BALANCE RECOVERED*}
{*BALANCE RECOVERED*} {*BALANCE RECOVERED*}

Sweat flies from your brow as you continue to refine the quality of a claymore
of the black widow.
5328h, 1701m, 2808e, 11177w ek-
You have recovered balance on all limbs.
5328h, 1740m, 2808e, 11180w exk-
{*BALANCE RECOVERED*} {*BALANCE RECOVERED*}
{*BALANCE RECOVERED*} {*BALANCE RECOVERED*}

Sweat flies from your brow as you continue to refine the quality of a claymore
of the black widow.
Your eye for detail tells you that a claymore of the black widow cannot be
refined any further, and has reached the maximum level of perfection that may be
achieved with it.
5328h, 1740m, 2808e, 11180w ek-
{*FORGING DONE*}{*FORGING DONE*}{*FORGING DONE*}
{*FORGING DONE*}{*FORGING DONE*}{*FORGING DONE*}

You have recovered balance on all limbs.
5328h, 1721m, 2808e, 11177w exk-
{*BALANCE RECOVERED*} {*BALANCE RECOVERED*}
{*BALANCE RECOVERED*} {*BALANCE RECOVERED*}

Your eye for detail tells you that a claymore of the black widow cannot be
refined any further, and has reached the maximum level of perfection that may be
achieved with it.
5328h, 1721m, 2808e, 11177w exk-
{*FORGING DONE*}{*FORGING DONE*}{*FORGING DONE*}
{*FORGING DONE*}{*FORGING DONE*}{*FORGING DONE*}

A fountain of sparkling motes of light erupts at your feet.
You are suddenly moved towards the territory of the Collective of Serenwilde,
but its magical defences hurl you back.