Ignore the aweful editing




Eschatologist Incabulos steps up to Balizar and opens his robes.
You blink.
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Balizar winces and rubs his temples.

Gasping in pain, Balizar's eyes bulge out and tear up with blood.
3864h, 3072m, 2873e, 10p, 17560en, 11894w esSilrx-

Balizar winces and rubs his temples.
Balizar eats a sparkleberry.

Balizar reads a scroll.

Balizar recharges a Scroll of Healing from an energy cube.
Balizar takes a drink from an emerald vial.

Balizar eats kombu seaweed.
"Nice!", Balizar says to Incabulos with an enthusiastic thumbs up.
Balizar eats kombu seaweed.
You sing, "Bow chiki bow wow!"

Balizar takes a drink from a coral vial.


Apprentice of Earth, Madara Makiare` stares.


Incabulos raises his hand to his mouth and titters girlishly.
Apprentice of Earth, Madara Makiare` says, "Oh my."


Sthai coughs softly.
You nod your head emphatically.


Sthai d'Murani, Aois-Dana says, "Erm."
Eschatologist Incabulos has his robes firmly closed, and you saw nothing.

You say, "Indeed, very disconserting, and especially with the psionics from your
groin."


Balizar rolls his eyes at Incabulos.


(House n'Kylbar): Shikha (from the Aetherways) says, "Heehee."




Eschatologist Incabulos says, "My psychic groin is rather powerful."

Right, time to move to Glom.

Have I mentioned how much I love Nocht's look?

Heh...

You just wait...

Wet dreams?

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Jigan tells you, "((Okay, perfect wedding dress: Thong and beaded bikini that
doesn't cover all.))"
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- tell jigan ((
You tell Jigan, "(( ."
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Jigan tells you, "((Cheap, efficient, and no one will compain.))"



I think Jigan's engagement to Luciden is beginning to affect him.

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Lusternians are lactose intolerant silicavores?

(The Dekoven Lineage): Tervic (from the Aetherways) says, "Whee, I'm in an
events post."

(The Dekoven Lineage): You say, "Please don't whee on the events post."

(The Dekoven Lineage): Nemerle says, "It make it soggy and hard to light."

(The Dekoven Lineage): Tervic (from the Aetherways) says, "#gag {Arin (.*?)
says}."

(The Dekoven Lineage): You say, "You'd have to gag Nemerle as well."

(The Dekoven Lineage): Nemerle says, "We're all gagging."

(The Dekoven Lineage): You say, "Because of the whee?"

(The Dekoven Lineage): Nemerle says, "Aye. ew."

Morvior says, "I'm Fain's high priest when I get into the
position fain basically gets into the position."

(Note: I used to be a philanderer IG until a ritual erased my memory and turned me into a child.)

Amalii tells you, "They're not really all that scary, they just like to pretend
to be. I once told you in a fit of honesty, I suppose when you were quite a bit
older, that I thought you were a terribly lonely person who refused to take life
seriously so that he wouldn't have to take criticism seriously. That was back
when you were a bit of an oaf and a philanderer, of course. What I conveniently
forgot to mention was that it's an entirely unfounded concern, because everybody
is too afraid of what other people think to even give anyone else a second
thought."

You tell Amalii, "Um, what's a philanderer?"

Amalii tells you, "They're like gardeners."

You tell Amalii, "Gardeners? They grow plants?"

Amalii tells you, "That they do. Philandery is a special branch of gardening,
however, which focuses specifically on flowers. Not so much vegetable gardens or
other sorts."


You tell Amalii, "Then...could you teach me to be a philanderer? I like things
that grow."


Amalii tells you, "I've been hinting that you did for a while now, but nobody
listens to me. I'm not much of a philanderer, myself, though. That's your
specialty. I just talk."

You tell Amalii, "Oh...My specialty?"

You tell Amalii, "Was I good at it?"


Amalii tells you, "No."

You tell Amalii, "Oh..."


Amalii tells you, "Not even the slightest bit. You gave it up when you realized
that you were only making a fool of yourself."

You tell Amalii, "By...gardening?"


Amalii tells you, "Precisely. You see, you had this problem. Because you always
played with them too much, whenever your flowers grew to their full length, they
curved to the left visibly. And then when you tried to show them to women, they
were disgusted, because nobody likes a curved flower."

You tell Amalii, "Um...so if I became a philanderer again...would my flowers
still grow weird?"

Amalii tells you, "I'm not sure just how that ritual worked, whether it simply
reversed your body's age or if it gave you the body you had when you were
twelve. Now that you've got Amatsemaru around, depending on her interests, she
might be able to help you play with them less - your flowers, that is - but it
may be too late."

You tell Amalii, "What does Amatsemaru have to do with playing with flowers?
Um...I thought girls liked flowers...maybe she'd want to play with them too?"

Amalii tells you, "Maybe. If she can somehow see past your freakishly deformed
flowers and play with them in the opposite direction, then you could balance
each other out and end up straightened."

Amalii tells you, "You should ask her about it."

(Market): You say, "Tired of one night stands? Talk to Munsia. She'll find you a real date."

Bryan tells you, "Cute."

Marcalo tells you, "Find me a real date!"

Luciden tells you, "*gasp* you starting one too? ."

Ralek tells you, "Only if i can have a date with you."

Telperion tells you, "Now you aren't starting a Marcalo thing are you?"

Nerra tells you, "I want a real date."



L...o......L

(Glomdoring): Jude says, "Nothing matters but Glomdoring!"

(Glomdoring): Ashteru says, "Hey Jude."

While discussing the Libellus Geomancie,

Lulz.

Lulz is a corruption of LOL

That is an abbreviation for

Laugh

Out

Loud.



If you get this joke, you probably have no soul.

Great, now I need to buy curtains. Thanks, Doman.