Why Curtains?

I'm not sure what's funnier:

the Hey Jude context, the description of dehumidfying yourself or Revan squealing at an enema.

Oh and I have no idea why LOL is funny...

Anyways... on quotes:

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Citizen Rank Position CT
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Alodia Duchess Star Council On
Arin Earl City Aide On
Nemerle Baron On
Meliana Earless City Aide On
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Currently, there are 4 Citizens on this Plane and 2 on other Planes.


The following members of the clan of The Dekoven Lineage are online:
Holy Mother Alodia Luminare, The Immaculate
Masterchef Arin De'ravenna, Purveyor of the Hymn
Crusader Nemerle Luminare, Destriant of the Dawn
Merciful Judge Meliana Dekoven, Hierarch of Love

We're taking over on Prime...

And then I lost influencing. Which brought me down 8%...

Talk about pulling the plug.

Either i'm getting a dirtier mind or the innuendo's are clearer.

Seren Brave Felldorn says, "So, Elyonne, would you like to come along and try out my katana?"

You are an enemy of: Serenwilde, Kelpies (2 mo. reprieve), Glomdoring, Angkrag,
Celestia, Nil, Fain, Celest, Magnagora, Ur'Guard, Aquamancers, Geomancers,
Celestines, Nihilists, Terentia, Viravain, Tosha, Nightspirit, Shadowdancers,
Ebonguard, Blacktalon, Paavik, Licorice, Ghostwolves (1 mo. reprieve), Arthar'rt
, Shallamurine, Morgfyre, Crowspirit, Earthlords, Waterlords, Harbingers,
Cantors, Illithoid.

I think I just won Lusternia It was bigger, but I got unenemied to Ur'dead and I got a lucky full reprieve somewhere that I used to get amnesty from.

I dunno. I think Thoros beats you. He's managed to be a Mag AND get enemied to the Earth plane and Raezon.

Dunno, I think you missed the part where I'm enemied to Serenwilde. Plus I've been enemied to the Moondancers.
Admittedly, I'm quite impressed with myself.

News Flash: I was a Mag and enemied to Earth Plane and Raezon. Actually it was Thoros who suggested it
But I know people in Celest and Mag who are enemied to their respective elemental planes

Almost the whole time I was in Mag, up to about a month ago, I was enemied to Nil

(Market): You say, "Tired of sleeping on the streets? See AD 88!"
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(Market): You say, "Tired of sleeping alone? See AD 154!"
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(Market): Kaorin says, "Tired of sleeping on the floor? Fabled Artisan for
hire!"
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(Market): You say, "Tired of walking around naked? Talk to me! I'm a tailor!"
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(Market): Casilu says, "Tired of sleeping for too long? Herbalist with plenty of
kafe for hire!"
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(Market): Bryan says, "Hrm... uh... tired of dying? Virtuoso Healer for hire!"
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You tell Ecclesiar Bryan Sayeva, "*rofl*."
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Bryan tells you, "I had to add in."
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(clan): Nirrti says, "Nachos and Glomdoritos. We're a frickin platter."

Heard on MSN:

Winged Insanity says:
but then, I'm not sure how computer-guts-literate yo uare
Shiri says:
(not)

Winged Insanity says:
all I know is that you're forums god + 9000

Shiri says:
I can just about find out what graphics card I have, with difficulty

Winged Insanity says:
lol

Shiri says:
And yep, my post count is over nine thousaaaaaaand

Shiri says:
Almost double that in fact

(Market): Shiro says, "Looking for a tailor to spoof my greatrobes."

Kelysa (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "I love having an alias that makes me get instantly naked. ."

Scandalous.

(Serenwilde): Lehki says, "Is there anybody that pays for freak corpses, or shall I just offer them up?"
(Serenwilde): Nejii says, "Latter."
(Serenwilde): Lehki says, "Hrm, is he near the Observatory? Don't recall anybody with that name in it."
(Serenwilde): Nejii says, "Err."
(Serenwilde): Nejii says, "By "latter" I mean "the latter of those two things.""
(Serenwilde): Nejii says, "Not a person called Latter."
(Serenwilde): Lehki says, "Aaaah, whhoops."

So Talkan makes the man-mistake of dragging a man-woman argument into public hearing with passive-aggressive nonspecific questions to people outside the argument. Anger ensues and we are left with this fine quote:

(Disciples of Klangratch): Belloc says, ">.> I felt safer in Afgahnistan than I do here atm."