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by Terentia

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Belloc2008-04-09 23:17:51
And...Later that same day...After talking about how Munsia fails at reading and needs glasses...

(Disciples of Klangratch): Desitrus says, "Will you get some black horn rims munsia and play out that sassy accountant fixation I had?"
Desitrus2008-04-09 23:27:16
I hope someone slains you for this Acrune:

(Disciples of Klangratch): Munsia (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Someone name all the female fighters you know."
(Disciples of Klangratch): You say, "Chun li, sonya blade, jade, orchid, uhhh nina, oh god help."
(Disciples of Klangratch): Munsia (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Here."
(Disciples of Klangratch): Shuyin (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Sharael, Luxi, Ariatas."
(Disciples of Klangratch): Malicia (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "...rofl."
(Disciples of Klangratch): Acrune (from an Unknown Plane) says, "Girls dont fight, they cook."
(Disciples of Klangratch): Acrune (from an Unknown Plane) says, "Everyone knows that."

And then that raptor-pen Jurassic Park feeling settled on an uneasy DoK.
Shurimaru2008-04-09 23:32:25
(Magnagora): Please welcome Spagoodles who just stepped out of the Portal of Fate as a new citizen!

The name just struck me as amusing.

This isn't a Lusternia quote, but I was laughing throughout the length of this conversation (it's between me and my girlfriend)

Kami Sama: I NEVER INSULTED YOUR COOKING! YOU ARE TAKING THAT WAY OUT OF PROPORTION!
Carisa: I CAN ONLY COOK SO MANY THINGS! YOU INSULT ONE, YOU'VE INSULTED THEM ALL!!
Kami Sama: I DON'T LIKE BUTTER ON MY GRILLED CHEESE! I LIKED IT BEFORE YOU TOLD ME!!!!!!!
Carisa: THE BUTTER WAS RIGHT THERE ON TOP FOR YOU TO SEE, AND YOU ATE IT ANYWAY! WHAT DOES IT MATTER IF I TOLD YOU OR NOT?!
Kami Sama: I STILL ATE IT WITHOUT COMPLAINT! AND...the butter was on the top?
Carisa: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU THINK THE PALE YELLOW STUFF WAS ON TOP?!
Kami Sama: I DIDN'T NOTICE IT!! WHEN YOU SAID YOU PUT BUTTER ON IT I THOUGHT IT WAS ON THE CHEESY PART! BLECH!
Carisa: that's the only place you can put butter on a cheese sandwich made with the toaster and the microwave
Kami Sama: Whoa. Back up.
Carisa: HOW DOES BUTTER TASTE LIKE CHEESE?!
Kami Sama: IT'S ALL DAIRY!!
Carisa: they are made from milk, yes, but isn't that all the more reason to like butter too?!
Carisa: you can't fix a GRILLED cheese without butter!
Kami Sama: Well, if it's on the top, then all bets are off.
Carisa: what does that mean?
Kami Sama: I thought it was on the cheesy side of the bread. If it's on top, who cares? It's like buttered bread and a sandwich all in one.
Carisa: ....
Acrune2008-04-10 00:37:51
That doesn't sound like something I'd say ohmy.gif ohmy.gif ohmy.gif
Arix2008-04-10 02:09:24
Why do women wear white wedding dresses?

Because the dishwasher should match the refrigerator.

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Bashara2008-04-10 02:28:00
OH SNAP!

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Stangmar2008-04-10 02:35:29
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Tervic2008-04-10 04:18:46
Slightly edited but the gist stands:

QUOTE

Winged Insanity says:
I can't understand you

Malarious says:
I have been up 18 hours now I am breaking down

Winged Insanity says:
get some sleep then

Malarious says:
and english aint my strong point

Winged Insanity says:
what's your native?

Malarious says:
michigan

Winged Insanity says:
.................

Winged Insanity says:
I meant language

Malarious says:
english

Winged Insanity says:
XD

Winged Insanity says:
you fail then

Malarious says:
math/science/computers/programming

Malarious says:
thats my sheet

Winged Insanity says:
speak in code then

Malarious says:
#if (envoy == suck) {
call replace(envoy)
}

Winged Insanity says:
lolz

Winged Insanity says:
#if {malarious.states().contains("Needs Sleep")}
{malarious.sleep()}

Winged Insanity says:
#assert true Malarious.states()contains("Needs Sleep")

Winged Insanity says:
that was terrible hashing there

Malarious says:
#if (envoy.decision >= envoy.bias) {
envoy.decision = envoy.bias
call envoy(report)
}

Winged Insanity says:
huh?

Malarious says:
I like to pseudo zmud code, people follow it better

Winged Insanity says:
decision >= bias?

Winged Insanity says:
shouldn't it be

Malarious says:
where bias is numeric value of their opinion on it.. and decision being its registered value

Winged Insanity says:
#if (envoy.logic >= envoy.bias) {
envoy.logic = envoy.bias}
else
{
call envoy(report)
}?

Malarious says:
no they will report their bias most of the time

Winged Insanity says:
I thought you meant report as in complain

Malarious says:
it was

Winged Insanity says:
umm

Winged Insanity says:
kay

Winged Insanity says:
you need sleep

Winged Insanity says:
GO SLEEP

Malarious says:
#if (Malarious.state = awake) {
call caffeinescan()
#if (caffeinescan()) == 1) {
call main()
}}

Malarious says:
>.>

Winged Insanity says:
*snicker*

Winged Insanity says:
else malarious.action("Drink caffeine")

Malarious says:
#if (caffeinescan() == 0) {
call crash()
call tired()
call deadness()
continue
}

Winged Insanity says:
call sleep()

Malarious says:
Error: Fatal syntax error, aborting main loop.

Winged Insanity says:
AHAHAHAHAHA
(apparently trying to sleep breaks Malarious)

Malarious says:
Restart....

Malarious says:
...

Malarious says:
...

Malarious says:
call shower()
call caffeine()
Arix2008-04-10 07:57:24
(Magnagora): Luciden (from the Tainted Plane of Nil) says, "Panty Raid!"

(Magnagora): Malarious says, "Coming!"
Desitrus2008-04-10 08:03:32
QUOTE(Arix @ Apr 10 2008, 02:57 AM) 500922
(Magnagora): Luciden (from the Tainted Plane of Nil) says, "Panty Raid!"

(Magnagora): Malarious says, "Coming!"


Rejected for non-spontaneous activity, you were planning it together on Carnies, GET BENT.
Arin2008-04-10 10:45:32
QUOTE(Arix @ Apr 10 2008, 12:09 PM) 500900
Why do women wear white wedding dresses?

Because the dishwasher should match the refrigerator.

quickexit.gif


What if the fridge is stainless steel?
Unknown2008-04-10 13:18:56
QUOTE(Arin @ Apr 10 2008, 06:45 PM) 500930
What if the fridge is stainless steel?


Sequin dress. Lotsa sequins!!! freaked.gif
Jigan2008-04-10 16:56:26
QUOTE(Arin @ Apr 10 2008, 05:45 AM) 500930
What if the fridge is stainless steel?

Chainmail bikini.

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Stangmar2008-04-10 17:38:56
WOOT WOOT!
Daganev2008-04-10 18:18:03
QUOTE(Tervic @ Apr 9 2008, 09:18 PM) 500909
Slightly edited but the gist stands:


This reminds me of a suggestion I heard at work:

QUOTE
The next time someone asks you to do some house work, get them to agree to work together in a teamwork fashion.

Then, give them a piece of paper with this written on it:

partner.cookFood(meat, potatoes);

Then you say, Ok, I've written the code, now you compile it.
Unknown2008-04-10 21:25:34
So like, I just died of embarrassment.

I wont be showing my face in Lusty for awhile. sad.gif
Bashara2008-04-10 21:26:14
(Market): Balizar says, "(( Whats your favorite subject? (An asian that stinks
at math?? thats like a unicorn, doesnt exist) ohmy.gif ))"


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Noola2008-04-10 21:30:16
QUOTE(B_a_L_i @ Apr 10 2008, 04:25 PM) 501049
So like, I just died of embarrassment.

I wont be showing my face in Lusty for awhile. sad.gif



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Acrune2008-04-10 21:51:13
QUOTE(B_a_L_i @ Apr 10 2008, 05:25 PM) 501049
So like, I just died of embarrassment.

I wont be showing my face in Lusty for awhile. sad.gif


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Doman2008-04-10 22:26:36
Epic.

Sorry it happened, though, Bali