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Unknown2008-04-11 15:08:22
QUOTE(Arix @ Apr 11 2008, 11:04 AM) 501221
also, break arms


QUOTE(Rainydays @ Apr 11 2008, 10:41 AM) 501216
That's the problem I have with monks as a pureblade.
Desitrus2008-04-11 15:18:22
If you want to get specific, spam niricol. Blindness > Kata.
Arix2008-04-11 15:26:57
Yeah, monks are ridiculously easy to stop, I really don't understand why people complain
Bashara2008-04-11 16:13:53
QUOTE(Arix @ Apr 11 2008, 03:04 PM) 501221
also, break arms



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ab axelord breakarm
AXELORD - BREAKARM



Arix = wub.gif




QUOTE
Togmork Treesplitter says, "Why people laugh when I say I like woodies?"



I'm sorry, I had to.
Daganev2008-04-11 16:29:31
"Togmork Treesplitter says, "Why people laugh when I say I like woodies?"
"

Name thief!
Bashara2008-04-11 16:38:51
I'd like to submit the argument that you two are long lost relatives. You're a Bonecrusher and Togmork makes clubs. Coincidence? I think NOT!
Daganev2008-04-11 17:28:00
Its Tharruk and Thorgal Treeripper that I believe he is theiving from smile.gif
Bashara2008-04-11 18:06:03
QUOTE(daganev @ Apr 11 2008, 05:28 PM) 501236
Its Tharruk and Thorgal Treeripper that I believe he is theiving from smile.gif




Treeripper, Treesplitter, tomato, tomahto. Clan schism, you're relatives, get over it tongue.gif
Sarin2008-04-11 20:57:17

Fun with Talnaras

(The Talnaras): Sarrasri (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "I want kittens already. I wonder how many more months Patchou will be pregnant."
(The Talnaras): Turnus says, "Should I even ask who the father would be?"
(The Talnaras): Sarrasri (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "There is no father."
(The Talnaras): You say, "My thoughts exactly, Turnus."
Turnus tells you, "No father might be code for doesn't know who."
(The Talnaras): Turnus says, "Then how did she get pregnant?"

(The Talnaras): Tael says, "Mother Moon blessed it so."

You tell Wandering Serenguard, Turnus Rhaal, "It has to be Shuck or what's his name."
(The Talnaras): Sarrasri (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Patchou has Mother Moon's blessing of Selene."

You tell Spellsage Tael Starfall, of the Winter Moon, "Why do I think "immaculate conception"?"

Turnus tells you, "Apparently Mother moon is sometimes Father moon, when the mood suits her."

Tael tells you, "You're not the only one."

You tell Wandering Serenguard, Turnus Rhaal, "Hahaha."
(The Talnaras): You say, "Does this mean that, if Mother Moon gives her the blessing of Luna, she'll be a virgin again or something?"


(The Talnaras): Rika says, "Ha."
(The Talnaras): Tael says, "No, Sarin. You can't become a virgin again."



You tell Wandering Serenguard, Turnus Rhaal, "It seems Mother Moon and Nejii have a lot in common."

(The Talnaras): Sarrasri (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "It was immaculate conception to begin with."
Shaddus2008-04-11 22:19:05
QUOTE(Desitrus @ Apr 11 2008, 08:56 AM) 501213
I could teach ya, but I'll have to charge.

Seeking milkshake, send tells if interested
Desitrus2008-04-11 22:31:27
QUOTE(Shaddus Mes @ Apr 11 2008, 05:19 PM) 501299
Seeking milkshake, send tells if interested


Somebody got it.
Bashara2008-04-11 23:57:34
QUOTE(Desitrus @ Apr 11 2008, 10:31 PM) 501307
Somebody got it.



I did, but I got distract tongue.gif
Bashara2008-04-12 01:03:11
QUOTE
(Glomdoring): Shiro says, "Hail."

(Glomdoring): Shiro says, "Is Bashara here?"

(Glomdoring): You say, "No."

(Glomdoring): Marina says, "Aye."

(Glomdoring): You say, "Am not."

(Glomdoring): Shiro says, "Bashara, unenemy me from your blasted traps."

(Glomdoring): Kundu says, "Heh."

(Glomdoring): You say, "Oh, whoops."

(Glomdoring): You say, "I guess I "forgot.""

Jayde tells you, "Marry me!"

(Glomdoring): Guyir says, "By forgot, do you mean, "Wanted a bit of laughter?""

(Glomdoring): Faedra says, "Gotta love the convenient forgetfulness of old
Ebonguards."

(Glomdoring): You say, "I would do no such thing, and am most offended by your
accusation."

Marina tells you, "You are my hero."

(Glomdoring): You say, "Hmph."

(Glomdoring): Faedra says, "Careful Guyir. Bashara likes "decorating" the
Ravenwood."

(Glomdoring): Marina says, "It is called old age."

(Glomdoring): Marina says, "That or senility."

(Glomdoring): You say, "I'm neither senile nor stupid."

(Glomdoring): You say, I'm just insane."

(Glomdoring): Marina says, "Ah. Walking into a group of Serenwilders.
Uncomfortable. Walking into a Hexist's hexes. Painful. Walking into Bashara's
traps. Priceless."
Diamondais2008-04-12 03:01:54
(Skeleton Hearth): Shuyin (from the Astral Plane) says, "Exeryte is at least a 5shot."

(Skeleton Hearth): Leiliadhe (from the Aetherways) says, "That's because you're a cheater."

(Skeleton Hearth): Exeryte says, "I know some Lusternia cheats."

(Skeleton Hearth): Leiliadhe (from the Aetherways) says, "You use Gameshark!"

(Skeleton Hearth): Exeryte says, "Hold down ctrl and do up up down right a b r-bumper right left b."

Skeleton Hearth): Exeryte says, "You get +50% health, it's awesome."

(Skeleton Hearth): You say, "Psh. Ex is easy to beat if you know his weak point."

(Skeleton Hearth): Shuyin (from the Astral Plane) says, "Holy crap."

(Skeleton Hearth): Shuyin (from the Astral Plane) says, "Health : 99893/99893."
4686h, 3990m, 3912e, 10p, elrxkb<>-|Safe|
Script error
World: Lusternia
Execution of line 3561 column 1
Function/Sub: prompt called by trigger
Reason: processing trigger "prompt_catch"
Overflow: 'cint'
Error context in script:
3557 : if getvariable("aff_throatlock") = "1" OR getvariable("aff_anorexia") = "1" OR getvariable("aff_windpipe") = "1" OR getvariable("aff_slitthroat") = "1" Then
3558 : setvariable "temp_nosip", "1"
3559 : end if
3560 :
3561*: if cint(curH)<=cint(maxH*.4) AND getvariable("temp_nosip") = "0" Then
3562 : send "drink health"
3563 : setvariable "last_sip", "Health"
3564 : setvariable "temp_healing", "1"
3565 : setvariable "temp_sipped", "0"

(Skeleton Hearth): Shuyin (from the Astral Plane) says, "From doing your code."
Trigger function "prompt" not found or had a previous error.

(Skeleton Hearth): You say, ":censor: you Shoji."
Trigger function "prompt" not found or had a previous error.

(Skeleton Hearth): Exeryte says, "Damn, how come I only get +50%?"
Trigger function "prompt" not found or had a previous error.

(Skeleton Hearth): Shuyin (from the Astral Plane) says, "It works."
Trigger function "prompt" not found or had a previous error.

(Skeleton Hearth): You say, "You literally broke my system."
Trigger function "prompt" not found or had a previous error.

(Skeleton Hearth): Shuyin (from the Astral Plane) says, "..."
Trigger function "prompt" not found or had a previous error.

(Skeleton Hearth): Shuyin (from the Astral Plane) says, "Really?"
Trigger function "prompt" not found or had a previous error.

(Skeleton Hearth): Liam (from an Unknown Plane) says, "You just broke me."
Trigger function "prompt" not found or had a previous error.

(Skeleton Hearth): Exeryte says, "The code breaks systems too?"
Trigger function "prompt" not found or had a previous error.

(Skeleton Hearth): Shuyin (from the Astral Plane) says, "Oh man."
Trigger function "prompt" not found or had a previous error.

(Skeleton Hearth): Shuyin (from the Astral Plane) says, "I have tapped into the matrix."
Trigger function "prompt" not found or had a previous error.

(Skeleton Hearth): Shuyin (from the Astral Plane) says, "I am the One."
Trigger function "prompt" not found or had a previous error.

(Skeleton Hearth): Kielo (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Rofl."
Trigger function "prompt" not found or had a previous error.

(Skeleton Hearth): Leiliadhe (from the Aetherways) says, "Wow."
Trigger function "prompt" not found or had a previous error.

(Skeleton Hearth): You say, "Okay, those of us using Ethelons system. Time to gank Shoji."
Trigger function "prompt" not found or had a previous error.

(Skeleton Hearth): Shuyin (from Limbo) says, "Exeryte's code is clearly too powerful to invoke."


sad.gif Nerf Exeryte and Shoji.
Acrune2008-04-12 15:45:54
QUOTE

You swing a brilliant silver katana at a dream leech. You cut him with a light wound.
You have scored a CRITICAL hit!

As you attack a dream leech, you feel a sudden pain in your head.

You swing a brilliant silver katana at a dream leech. You cut him, leaving a messy gash.

You swing a brilliant silver katana at a dream leech. You cut him, opening up deep lacerations.

A dream leech wraps itself around your leg and begins to suck on your blood.

You swing a brilliant silver katana at a dream leech. You cut him with a light wound.

A dream leech wraps itself around your leg and begins to suck on your blood.

You swing a brilliant silver katana at a dream leech. You cut him with a light wound.

You feel a sudden urge to lie down and sleep.

You swing a brilliant silver katana at a dream leech. You cut him with a light wound.

You feel a sudden urge to lie down and sleep.

You swing a brilliant silver katana at a dream leech. You cut him, leaving a messy gash.
5047h, 5049m, 6151e, 10p, 25900en, 24655w elrk<>-insomnia

As you attack a dream leech, you feel a sudden pain in your head.

You swing a brilliant silver katana at a dream leech. Your weapon cuts through the air, missing completely.

You swing a brilliant silver katana at a dream leech. You cut him, opening up deep lacerations.

A dream leech wraps itself around your leg and begins to suck on your blood.
You feel the toxins slowly seeping into your system.
You shrug off the effects of the poison.

You swing a brilliant silver katana at a dream leech. You cut him with a light wound.

As you attack a dream leech, you feel a sudden pain in your head.

You swing a brilliant silver katana at a dream leech. You cut him with a light wound.
You have scored a CRITICAL hit!

A dream leech wraps itself around your leg and begins to suck on your blood.
You feel the toxins slowly seeping into your system.
You shrug off the effects of the poison.

You swing a brilliant silver katana at a dream leech. You cut him with a light wound.
You have scored a CRITICAL hit!

A dream leech wraps itself around your leg and begins to suck on your blood.
You feel the toxins slowly seeping into your system.
You shrug off the effects of the poison.

You swing a brilliant silver katana at a dream leech. You cut him with a light wound.

You swing a brilliant silver katana at a dream leech. Your weapon cuts through the air, missing completely.

As you attack a dream leech, you feel a sudden pain in your head.

You swing a brilliant silver katana at a dream leech. You cut him with a light wound.

A dream leech wraps itself around your leg and begins to suck on your blood.
You feel the toxins slowly seeping into your system.
Your insomnia has cleared up.

You swing a brilliant silver katana at a dream leech. You cut him with a light wound.
You have scored an OBLITERATING CRITICAL hit!
The blade shears through a dream leech's body, coming clean through the other side with a strangely quiet swish. He appears momentarily surprised, before his eyes glaze over in death and he collapses to the ground.
You have slain a dream leech.
A bit of light essence tumbles out of the corpse of a dream leech.
You suddenly scoop up the corpse of a dream leech.
5082h, 5249m, 6151e, 10p, 25734en, 24655w elrk<>-


And things went the same way the next one. Nerf leeches dots.gif
Exeryte2008-04-12 15:55:28
QUOTE(Acrune @ Apr 12 2008, 10:45 AM) 501424
And things went the same way the next one. Nerf leeches dots.gif

Try kephera nurses who healthleech 14 out of 16 attacks. sad.gif
Diamondais2008-04-12 15:57:58
QUOTE(Exeryte @ Apr 12 2008, 11:55 AM) 501426
Try kephera nurses who healthleech 14 out of 16 attacks. sad.gif

Lets just nerf you for breaking my prompt. sad.gif
Reiha2008-04-12 19:10:34
QUOTE
Message #26 Sent By: Random_Dork

"HAHAHAHAHAHA"
Recieved On: April 10th, 16:17 Last Read On: April 12th, 19:05

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Message #27 Sent By: Random_Dork

"I'VE GOT YOUR NEW NAME REIPOO"
Recieved On: April 10th, 16:17 Last Read On: April 12th, 19:05

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Message #28 Sent By: Random_Dork

"OR SHOULD I SAY.... REIHO!"
Recieved On: April 10th, 16:17 Last Read On: April 12th, 19:05
And something I thought was clever and cute (unlike the above nyah.gif )
QUOTE
Message #25 Sent By: Drusilla

"The person you love is 72% water."
Recieved On: April 10th, 08:37 Last Read On: April 12th, 19:05


Rika2008-04-12 19:22:20
QUOTE(Exeryte @ Apr 13 2008, 03:55 AM) 501426
Try kephera nurses who healthleech 14 out of 16 attacks. sad.gif


Try pretty much all illithoids. tongue.gif
Unknown2008-04-12 21:23:39
(Skeleton Hearth): Xiel says, "I still don't get why Raziela was trapped in
Muud's belly."


(Skeleton Hearth): Astraea says, "Muud was tired of trying to get that annoying
ass vernal goddess bitch."


(Skeleton Hearth): Xiel says, "..Malicia?"


(Skeleton Hearth): Dylara says, "The little girl."


(Skeleton Hearth): Xiel says, "Oh."


(Skeleton Hearth): Xiel says, "So..he reached out and got Raziela?"



(Skeleton Hearth): Astraea says, "Maybe she thought he was a cuddly puppy."


(Skeleton Hearth): Ashteru says, "Muud's cool like that."


(Skeleton Hearth): You say, "Tempted to quotes that xiel."

(Skeleton Hearth): Xiel says, "..."

(Skeleton Hearth): Xiel says, "She was the only vernal goddess I remembered!"