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by Terentia

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Diamondais2008-04-17 04:39:08
QUOTE(Bashara @ Apr 17 2008, 12:33 AM) 503029
I lol'd.

Do I get points if I don't post a quote but still make people laugh? biggrin.gif
Xiel2008-04-17 04:45:33
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(Serenwilde): Inox says, "What will it look like before it blows?"
5940h, 6300m, 6288e, 10p, 24900en, 23410w xkb /21:43:29.673/<>-
Valonah has suffered a gruesome death through magic by the will of a power node.
You see the death occur at Old Imperial Road approaching Gaudiguch.
Kelysa has suffered a gruesome death through magic by the will of a power node.
You see the death occur at Old Imperial Road approaching Gaudiguch.
Inox has suffered a gruesome death through magic by the will of a power node.
You see the death occur at Old Imperial Road approaching Gaudiguch.
Astraea has suffered a gruesome death through magic by the will of a power node.
You see the death occur at Old Imperial Road approaching Gaudiguch.
Haylen has suffered a gruesome death through magic by the will of a power node.
You see the death occur at Old Imperial Road approaching Gaudiguch.
Leiliadhe has fallen to the magical prowess of a power node.
You see the death occur at Old Imperial Road approaching Gaudiguch.
Bellarin has suffered a gruesome death through magic by the will of a power
node.
You see the death occur at Old Imperial Road approaching Gaudiguch.
Kelysa has fallen to the magical prowess of a power node.
You see the death occur at Old Imperial Road approaching Gaudiguch.
Munsia has suffered a gruesome death through magic by the will of a power node.
You see the death occur at Old Imperial Road approaching Gaudiguch.
Asmodea has fallen to the magical prowess of a power node.
You see the death occur at Old Imperial Road approaching Gaudiguch.
5940h, 6300m, 6288e, 10p, 24900en, 23410w xkb /21:43:32.379/<>-
(Serenwilde): Shuyin says, "Like that."
5940h, 6175m, 6123e, 10p, 24900en, 23409w xkb /21:43:33.168/<>-ct like that
(Serenwilde): You say, "Like that."
Bashara2008-04-17 04:46:16
QUOTE(diamondais @ Apr 17 2008, 04:39 AM) 503031
Do I get points if I don't post a quote but still make people laugh? biggrin.gif



No points, but I definitely say you deserve justcuz_cookies.gif
Everiine2008-04-17 04:46:52
Darn it Xiel, beta me to it!
Xiel2008-04-17 04:48:39
-win-
Inox2008-04-17 04:49:03
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Bashara2008-04-17 05:11:29
QUOTE(Xiel @ Apr 17 2008, 04:48 AM) 503035
-win-



You win indeed, sir.

10000000/10 Stars, and I RL lol'd.
Reiha2008-04-17 05:17:52
(****): Jigan (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Psh, a black turtleneck longsleeved shirt, some tan dress pants, and a black apron makes me sexy in the kitchen."
Bashara2008-04-17 05:28:52
QUOTE(Reiha @ Apr 17 2008, 05:17 AM) 503046
(****): Jigan (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Psh, a black turtleneck longsleeved shirt, some tan dress pants, and a black apron makes me sexy in the kitchen."



If you're going for the 'French Prick' look, yeah.
Reiha2008-04-17 05:35:40
QUOTE(Bashara @ Apr 16 2008, 10:28 PM) 503048
If you're going for the 'French Prick' look, yeah.

Says the guy wearing the pink apron with someone's puke on it tongue.gif
Bashara2008-04-17 05:40:08
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4458h, 2415m, 2610e, 11180w e-l bashara
He is a menacing orclach and he towers over those around him...
He is wearing 3 etched-platinum frogges, a suit of pale silver fullplate,
and a frilly pink apron stained with vomit.



'Tis true, 'tis true.
Diamondais2008-04-17 14:12:19
QUOTE(Bashara @ Apr 17 2008, 12:46 AM) 503033
No points, but I definitely say you deserve justcuz_cookies.gif

Stop promising me cookies if you're not going to give me any.

You cruel, cruel people.

Cookie. cry.gif
Diamondais2008-04-17 20:53:15
QUOTE(diamondais @ Apr 17 2008, 10:12 AM) 503092
Stop promising me cookies if you're not going to give me any.

You cruel, cruel people.

Cookie. cry.gif

Bashara tells you, "Come baaaaaack."

You tell Bashara Askar, Shadowclad Stalker, "Hm?"

You place your hands on the Master Ravenwood Tree and find the link to the prime material plane. Pulsating energy flares throughout your field of vision, and you find yourself tumbling through the aether pathways.
A shadowlord widowrider says, "Be ready always, Dylara."
Before the Master Ravenwood Tree.


You tilt your head curiously.

Bashara gives a sugar cookie with rainbow icing to you.

Bashara gives a crumbly sugar cookie to you.

Bashara gives a megalith-shaped sugar cookie to you.

Bashara gives a tasty pecan cookie to you.

Bashara gives a crow-shaped cookie to you.

You blink.

Bashara tells you, "Cookies ^___^."

You tell Bashara Askar, Shadowclad Stalker, "Oh, haha. Thats."

Bashara tells you, ":P."

You tell Bashara Askar, Shadowclad Stalker, "Er. Thanks!"

Bashara tells you, "Like I said, you deserve cookies!"


Cookie. justcuz_cookies.gif
Bashara2008-04-17 21:07:18
hug.gif Dia/Dylara hug.gif
Unknown2008-04-18 02:12:27
Fork in the Southern Passages.
This location is flooded with shallow, crystal clear water. A hard-shelled, many-legged cave-fisher lurks here in the shadows.
You see exits leading northeast, south, and northwest.
6094h, 2210m, 3342e, 10p, 23017en, 13065w exk-
Enticing you within striking distance with its lure of flesh, a hard-shelled, many-legged cave-fisher quickly lunges forward and clamps down on you with his massive mandibles, crushing your bones beneath his titan grip.
4722h, 2210m, 3342e, 10p, 23017en, 13065w exk-
You take a drink from a pearl vial.
The potion heals and soothes you.
5665h, 2210m, 3342e, 10p, 23017en, 13065w exk-
You slowly hobble northwest.
5665h, 2210m, 3342e, 10p, 23020en, 13071w exk-
Enticing you within striking distance with its lure of flesh, a hard-shelled, many-legged cave-fisher quickly lunges forward and clamps down on you with his massive mandibles, crushing your bones beneath his titan grip.
4131h, 2210m, 3342e, 10p, 23020en, 13071w exk-
Source of an underground waterway.
You see exits leading southeast and northwest.
4131h, 2210m, 3342e, 10p, 23019en, 13071w exk-
You bleed 92 health.
4039h, 2228m, 3342e, 10p, 23019en, 13067w exk-
You may drink another health, mana, or bromide potion.
4039h, 2228m, 3342e, 10p, 23019en, 13067w exk-
4343h, 2168m, 3342e, 10p, 23019en, 13055w exk-
You take a drink from a pearl vial.
The potion heals and soothes you.
6046h, 2228m, 3342e, 10p, 23020en, 13061w exk-
You may drink another health, mana, or bromide potion.
6046h, 2090m, 3342e, 10p, 23020en, 13040w exk-
You bleed 19 health.
6027h, 2090m, 3342e, 10p, 23020en, 13040w exk-
You are:
AFF broken right leg
AFF broken left leg
DEF insomnia
6027h, 2143m, 3342e, 10p, 23020en, 13042w xk-
You have recovered equilibrium.
6027h, 2143m, 3342e, 10p, 23020en, 13042w exk-

I'm so OP.
Jack2008-04-18 02:15:07
I'd say you were completely legless when you made that escape but it wouldn't be funny.

What is funny is picturing you squirming away on your belly from a cavefisher. I laugh.
Unknown2008-04-18 02:16:05
QUOTE(Jack @ Apr 17 2008, 10:15 PM) 503422
I'd say you were completely legless when you made that escape but it wouldn't be funny.

What is funny is picturing you squirming away on your belly from a cavefisher. I laugh.


Their XP is too low for them to be worth the mending.
Diamondais2008-04-18 02:27:41
Message #843 Sent By: Amavan

"You don't smell as bad as a rotting carcass. Good job"

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Druken2008-04-18 05:15:16
(clan): Desitrus (from the Aetherways) says, "Celest has fae of mass destruction, let's go team!"
Aramel2008-04-18 10:31:39
800 messages? :shock:

Deleeeeeete.