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by Terentia

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Asarnil2008-04-19 15:04:02
I am! I was on earlier today, and I was on for quite a few hours a day or two ago! Revan and myself are trying to get Morvior's lazy fat ass up to L80 or so. biggrin.gif
Shaddus2008-04-19 20:26:56
The Oneiroi, Administrators of Fate say in unison, "Sorry. Complete brain fart."

Are we going to DIE?!?!?!?
Unknown2008-04-19 20:48:14
During a quiz:

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The Grand Inquisitor sets the next question's point value at 3.

NEW QUESTION: "What was the name of the only Vernal God or Goddess believed to
be raised from a commune edifice of power?"


The Grand Inquisitor has decreed that you have but 15 seconds to answer this
question.

You submit your answer: Kiakoda

CORRECT ANSWER: "Kiakoda"
Desitrus is correct!
Thul is correct!
Molagh is correct!
Lehki is correct!
You are correct! You win 3 points.

Oneiroi stares implacably at Shojir.

Contestant Answer
---------- ------
Shojir: Sojiro
Desitrus2008-04-19 20:49:31
It had more spelling errors than the people it was chastising for spelling errors.

Anyway: Name six of the whatever max number Kephera queens no errors:

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5422h, 2770m, 5375e, 10p, 17815en, 19030w elrxkdb-

TIMER OVER. No more answers may be submitted.
5422h, 2770m, 5375e, 10p, 17815en, 19030w elrxkdb-
answers
Contestant                Answer
----------                ------
Feyrll:                   Akhari, Neferti, Imhohet, Mumhatuti, Rashepera
Rika:                     Akhari, Zenobia, Sethetmun, Rasphera, Khementen, Neferti
Desitrus:                 Orchid, Veronica, Chun-Li, Sonya Blade, Mileena, Kitana
Thul:                     Dead, rotting, fodder for the Overseer, deader, and offering to Nocht.
Nessa:                    Silly insects they all look the same, why need names!
Kuroi:                    Sethetmun, tutotophet, akhari, Imhohet, ruhao, rashepera
Prisch:                   Zenobia.
Molagh:                   Imhotet Zenobia
Yukiko:                   Zenobia
Shaddus:                  Eeny, Meeny, Miney, Moe, CatchaTiger, ByYourToe. This is fun to learn, but hard to know
Almunia:                  Sleepy, Happy, Grumpy, Whimpy, Curly, and Doc
Ruiku:                    The answer is not what it seem, it is just another opening into a void unknown
Unitos:                   Neferiti, zenos, plephra, klanga, crula, fossentalissa
5422h, 2792m, 5375e, 10p, 17815en, 19030w elrxkdb-

CORRECT ANSWER: "Rashepera, Mumhatuti, Imhohet, Neferti, Akhari, Zenobia, Sethetmun, Khementen, Tutophet"
5422h, 2772m, 5375e, 10p, 17815en, 19030w elrxkdb-

(The Dawn Brigade): Barendur (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "Ethelon."
5422h, 2771m, 5375e, 10p, 17815en, 19026w elrxkdb-


The Oneiroi, Administrators of Fate say in unison, "Are all nine!"
5422h, 2771m, 5375e, 10p, 17815en, 19026w elrxkdb-

(The Dawn Brigade): Barendur (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "Gone."
5422h, 2771m, 5375e, 10p, 17815en, 19030w elrxkdb-


Oneiroi sucks thoughtfully on Feyrll.
5422h, 2771m, 5375e, 10p, 17815en, 19030w elrxkdb-

Shaddus tells you, "Play videogame smuch?"
5422h, 2771m, 5375e, 10p, 17815en, 19030w elrxkdb-
reply I might as well, these are ridiculous
You tell Feral Sohei, Shaddus Mes'ard, of the Despondent Faith, "I might as well, these are ridiculous."
5422h, 2773m, 5375e, 10p, 17815en, 19030w elrxkdb-

The Oneiroi, Administrators of Fate say in unison to Rika, "Close. Rashepera."
5422h, 2792m, 5375e, 10p, 17815en, 19030w elrxkdb-

Shaddus tells you, "I come to learn, not to play, but yeah, these ARE uncommonly hard."
5422h, 2792m, 5375e, 10p, 17815en, 19030w elrxkdb-

Yukiko tells you, "...play street fighter 2 much? ..."
5422h, 2773m, 5375e, 10p, 17815en, 19030w elrxkdb-
tell yukiko only one is from SF, there's moer MK in there than that
You tell Aquamage Yukiko Lasairn, Muse of the Waves, "Only one is from SF, there's moer MK in there than that."
5422h, 2792m, 5375e, 10p, 17815en, 19030w elrxkdb-
reply more, even
You tell Aquamage Yukiko Lasairn, Muse of the Waves, "More, even."
5422h, 2792m, 5375e, 10p, 17815en, 19027w elrxkdb-

Yukiko tells you, "*dies*."
5422h, 2770m, 5375e, 10p, 17815en, 19026w elrxkdb-


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NEW QUESTION: "By what title did Brennan Stormcrow go during the days of Gloriana?"
5422h, 2774m, 5375e, 10p, 17815en, 19030w elrxkdb-

Contestant                Answer
----------                ------
Feyrll:                   Brennan Stormraven
Desitrus:                 Mudkip
Kuroi:                    Lord master of pickles
Prisch:                   Brennan Stormraven
Iytha:                    Ravenclaw?
Molagh:                   Summer King
Yukiko:                   Ultimate Goodperson
Shuyin:                   Brennan stormcrow
Unitos:                   Awesome witch man
5422h, 2792m, 5375e, 10p, 17815en, 19030w elrxkdb-

CORRECT ANSWER: "Summer King"


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5422h, 2771m, 5375e, 10p, 17815en, 19026w elrxkdb-

NEW QUESTION: "What was the fate of the Great Muud during the Vernal Wars?"

5422h, 2772m, 5375e, 10p, 17815en, 19026w elrxkdb-
answers
Contestant                Answer
----------                ------
Feyrll:                   Trapped in another dimension.
Rika:                     Trapped by Vernals
Desitrus:                 Banished to astral
Shojir:                   Sealed
Thul:                     Trapped in caves.
Nessa:                    An squished!
Kuroi:                    Rose from the dead
Iytha:                    Trapped underground
Molagh:                   Trapped under earth
Yukiko:                   Imprisonment
Lehki:                    Trapped in crater
Casilu:                   Sealed in the earth
Shuyin:                   Got trapped in swamp due to girl
Shaddus:                  Buried deep under the ground
Ruiku:                    Sealed by Avechna

The Oneiroi, Administrators of Fate say in unison, "Well, We should have been more specific. So let's see."
5422h, 2774m, 5375e, 10p, 17815en, 19027w elrxkdb-

The Oneiroi, Administrators of Fate say in unison, "Trapped under the Balach Swamp by the Sleeping Child."
5422h, 2774m, 5375e, 10p, 17815en, 19030w elrxkdb-

The Oneiroi, Administrators of Fate say in unison, "So!"
5422h, 2755m, 5375e, 10p, 17815en, 19027w elrxkdb-

Shuyin is correct!
5422h, 2755m, 5375e, 10p, 17815en, 19030w elrxkdb-

Lump sat alone in a boggy marsh, totally emotionless EXCEPT FOR TRAPPING MUUD. She's lump, She's lump...etc.
Shaddus2008-04-19 21:12:40
Hey, I got points for that also
Everiine2008-04-19 21:31:03
(Market): Grench says, "The quickest way to a mans heart is through his ribcage.
Trans forger for hire."

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Munsia2008-04-19 21:49:53

Your burning adoration for Fain, of the Red Masque swells up inside you, and you can contain it no longer.
You do not have enough endurance to shout. You must wait for your endurance to regenerate. Sleeping will assist in this


my favorite part about being cursed and I don't even get to do it sad.gif
Bashara2008-04-20 01:25:23
QUOTE(Everiine @ Apr 19 2008, 09:31 PM) 503854
(Market): Grench says, "The quickest way to a mans heart is through his ribcage.
Trans forger for hire."


I lol'd.
Diamondais2008-04-20 05:01:08
On the subject of bugs.

Message #862 Sent by: Rutharr
04/20 04:59 "Human racial disadvantage: Weakness to kephera level 2."
yendos2008-04-20 05:26:28
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(The Talnaras): Rinaari says, "...back in Seren again, Amavan?"
(The Talnaras): You say, "Oi, you remember me."
(The Talnaras): Kaguya says, "If Amavan being in Serenwilde again is news to
you, then you must have a lot of catching up to do."
(The Talnaras): Lyriell says, "Are we converting a Mes'ard?"
(The Talnaras): Rika (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Ok, Amavan can marry
Rinaari."
(The Talnaras): Rinaari says, "...and no. He's been romanitcally attached to twoof my sisters already."
(The Talnaras): Lyriell says, "Have too."
(The Talnaras): Victoria (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Third's the charm?"
(The Talnaras): You say, "Oh dear god, she remembers my reputation too."
(The Talnaras): Lyriell says, "Was it a secret Ama?"
(The Talnaras): Rinaari says, "Amavan, dear, it's little hard not to."
(The Talnaras): Rika (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "That's Amavan for you."
(The Talnaras): Rinaari says, "You were following Dyla around from before I knew her, and next thing I know you were married to Linwe."
(The Talnaras): Rinaari says, "I'm staying off your list, thankyouverymuch."
(The Talnaras): Rika (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "He's a changed man!"
(The Talnaras): Rinaari says, "He's still a man."
(The Talnaras): Rika (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Ha."
(The Talnaras): Rika (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Obviously, Amavan needs one of those bubble things."
(The Talnaras): Rinaari says, "Unless he's changed that as well?"


I feel...loved? confused.gif
Apparently, reputations never die.
Diamondais2008-04-20 05:28:13
wtf.gif Seemingly so.
Everiine2008-04-20 05:40:10
QUOTE
Victoria has been summarily beheaded by Shuyin, the Ace of Blades.

honours victoria
Victoria Starfall, Pure Chime (Female Faeling).

(Serenwilde): You say, "Shuyin?"

(Serenwilde): Shuyin says, "Hand slipped."
Unknown2008-04-20 06:43:41
Just noticed this, thought it was cool. dry.gif

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| Experience : #223  Metamortal              Level : 79 (11.13%)          |
| Explorer   : #223  an Ethereal Wanderer    


Anyone else unintentionally the same ranks?
Desitrus2008-04-20 06:45:41
Stop walking, jerk.
Unknown2008-04-20 06:46:15
QUOTE(Desitrus @ Apr 20 2008, 02:45 AM) 503947
Stop walking, jerk.


Sorry, I was doing my own maps for a while.
Rika2008-04-20 06:52:10
Kaervas had 1st in both explorer and xp at one point, didn't he?
Aison2008-04-20 06:58:04
Wouldn't surprise me if he did.
Ashteru2008-04-20 13:02:25
I heard he also wrestled a bear with one hand while drinking tea with the other one, once.
Shaddus2008-04-20 14:28:25
QUOTE(Ashteru @ Apr 20 2008, 08:02 AM) 503963
I heard he also wrestled a bear with one hand while drinking tea with the other one, once.

I heard Chuck Norris learned his round house kick from him
Ashai2008-04-20 16:00:40
QUOTE(Shaddus Mes @ Apr 20 2008, 08:28 AM) 503965
I heard Chuck Norris learned his round house kick from him


I heard that Kaervas is Chuck Norris.