Quotes 4

by Terentia

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Unknown2008-04-20 19:05:29
More in game quotes. Less Chuck Norris quotes.
Vaera2008-04-20 20:42:14
Barrens chat! *fetal*

No...more...Chuck Norris.
Unknown2008-04-20 21:32:32
QUOTE(Vaera @ Apr 20 2008, 04:42 PM) 504017
Barrens chat! *fetal*

No...more...Chuck Norris.


Bweh-heh-heh-heh.

I'm Alliance... I never had to deal with Barrens chat!
Aison2008-04-20 21:38:43
I saw him divide by zero once.

ninja.gif

(Celest): Eventru says, "We so despise the cold. We prefer the warm tropics, it
fits better with Our apparel."

(Spires of the Crown): You say, "Since Your apparel consists of a bedsheet."

A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
You have barely a fraction of a second to feel a dread foreboding before the
lance of flame slams directly into your chest, filling your mind with white-hot
pain and seeming to set every nerve in your body aflame. When you finally begin
to breathe again, there is surprisingly no mark upon your form, but a weakness
of mind and body remain to attest to Eventru's anger.

Aison quickly licks her thumb and forefinger and dabs out a bit
of fire on her sleeve.

(Spires of the Crown): You say, "Ha!"

(Spires of the Crown): Eventru says, "Buuurrn."

(Spires of the Crown): You say, "Goaded You!"
Doman2008-04-20 23:31:44
Reminds me of times with Lyreth. He was worse. Eventru may use zaps, Lyreth popped up out of nowhere and cuts off your arm with a fish while you're holding a meld on Celestia.

Fond memories sad.gif
Unknown2008-04-21 00:38:51
QUOTE(Doman @ Apr 20 2008, 04:31 PM) 504040
Reminds me of times with Lyreth. He was worse. Eventru may use zaps, Lyreth popped up out of nowhere and cuts off your arm with a fish while you're holding a meld on Celestia.

Fond memories sad.gif


You know.. at least the Soulless are honest--they just want to consume everything. The Elders seem to just want you to feed them lots of dead things so they can live to be brutal and sadistic.

Someone should write an IC paper about that. tongue.gif
Shaddus2008-04-21 00:38:59
QUOTE(Doman @ Apr 20 2008, 06:31 PM) 504040
Reminds me of times with Lyreth. He was worse. Eventru may use zaps, Lyreth popped up out of nowhere and cuts off your arm with a fish while you're holding a meld on Celestia.

Fond memories sad.gif

*Troutslaps Doman*

Lyreth, Raezon, and Shikari need to be back, want to learn more about each

Vaera2008-04-21 01:02:15
QUOTE(Fireweaver @ Apr 20 2008, 01:32 PM) 504025
Bweh-heh-heh-heh.

I'm Alliance... I never had to deal with Barrens chat!


No. You have to deal with Goldshire. harhar1.gif
Unknown2008-04-21 02:34:56
QUOTE(Vaera @ Apr 20 2008, 09:02 PM) 504061
No. You have to deal with Goldshire. harhar1.gif


Pffft. I never had a Human! I only had a Nelf and Draenei.

Goldshire isn't like the Barrens in which all paths that involve leveling lead there, like the Barrens do for the Horde.
Munsia2008-04-21 02:56:39

You say, "Yes, I have spies everywhere."
4476h, 4211m, 3954e, 10p, 20410en, 21715w esSilrxk<>-

Drakonassus coughs softly.
4476h, 4211m, 3954e, 10p, 20410en, 21715w esSilrxk<>-

"Heh heh heh" Drakonassus chuckles.
4476h, 4211m, 3954e, 10p, 20410en, 21715w esSilrxk<>-

Drakonassus laughs out loud.
4476h, 4211m, 3954e, 10p, 20410en, 21715w esSilrxk<>-

Drakonassus rolls on the floor, laughing.
4476h, 4211m, 3954e, 10p, 20410en, 21715w esSilrxk<>-

Drakonassus's exhausted mind can stay awake no longer, and he falls into a deep sleep.
ASLEEP-ASLEEP-PUNISH-THEM-NO-PUNCTURE
Doman2008-04-21 03:11:29
(Celest): Evette (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "It rubs the lotion on
its skin or else it get the hose again."
Furien2008-04-21 05:33:02
Rika suddenly scoops up the Eye of Dynara.
As Rika attempts to take the Eye of Dynara, the entrance to the chamber slides
swiftly shut, and poisonous fumes begin to leak slowly into the room.
Lanfayr suddenly scoops up a stalk of faeleaf.

0h, 2538m, 2820e, 10p, 12100en, 11801w ex-

Cardinal Kaalak, Voice of Reason says, "Was rezzing."
0h, 2538m, 2820e, 10p, 12100en, 11801w ex-

Rika spreads her arms wide, and the air between her hands begins to warp and
twist, dancing with brilliant multicoloured light as she bores a hole through
the fabric of the planes.

0h, 2538m, 2820e, 10p, 12110en, 11807w ex-
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Before a beautiful golden dais.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky.
Celestial gold lines the four walls of this majestic chamber, a scrawling script
lines the walls that doesn't form any known words. The chamber is easily several
meters in length and height, and yet remains nondescript for the most part. A
small stone button, encased in gold, has been affixed to the wall near the
entrance, worn down from being frantically pushed quite a lot. The chamber
itself emits a faint glow of golden aura that radiates forth from the walls of
the room in all areas except for one hole which doesn't glow, a faint shadow
enshrouding the fist-sized recess. The floor of the chamber is smooth and
perfectly flat, a pillar raising up in the centre of the chamber as if in
worship of some ancient relic. Hovering in the air, a seraphic angel warms the
surroundings with his inner light. Crackling with blue lightning, the Handmaiden
of Shakiniel hovers in the air here. A stalk of faeleaf glitters on the ground.
There are 2 corpses of a Golden Champion here. A crystalline eye floats eerily
in the air, suffused with power. The soul of Talkan La'Saet roams the land,
bodiless. The soul of Lysandus Elaysi roams the land, bodiless. Cardinal Kaalak,
Voice of Reason is here. He wields a holy symbol of the light in his left hand
and an inscribed iron hammer in his right.
The soul of Aison La'Saet roams the
land, bodiless.
There are no obvious exits.
0h, 2538m, 2820e, 10p, 12110en, 11807w ex-

You are dead, perhaps you should "Pray for Salvation".
0h, 2538m, 2820e, 10p, 12120en, 11813w ex-

Your mana drains away as you concentrate on maintaining a link with the living.
0h, 2388m, 2820e, 10p, 12150en, 11831w ex-

Foul, choking poisonous fumes overcome you, squeezing the very life of your
lungs and making it impossible to breathe.
Kaalak drops a bunch of pennyroyal.
Kaalak drops a bunch of pennyroyal.
Kaalak drops a bunch of pennyroyal.
Foul, choking poisonous fumes overcome you, squeezing the very life of your
lungs and making it impossible to breathe.
Sarrasri2008-04-21 05:35:12
The result of talk about nature spirits and Ackleberry...

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(Skeleton Hearth): Shuyin says, "Spiritbond lion does sound sweet though."
(Skeleton Hearth): Shuyin says, "Since we have river anyway."
(Skeleton Hearth): You say, "What would you get for Beaver? >.>."
(Skeleton Hearth): Astraea says, "Giant teeth and bad breath."
(Skeleton Hearth): You say, "Can build a wall."
(Skeleton Hearth): You say, "Out of trees."
(Skeleton Hearth): Leiliadhe says, ""Your teeth grow by several inches. Good
job.""
(Skeleton Hearth): You say, "Or a chop equivalent."
(Skeleton Hearth): Astraea says, "Ha. I would love that."
(Skeleton Hearth): You say, ""You gnaw at a tree dutifully until it falls
over"."
(Skeleton Hearth): Astraea says, "I want an event dealing with the Sea Spirits,
and wtf they are."
(Skeleton Hearth): Astraea says, "I'm so tired of the vaguely defined Sea
Spirits that have the kelpies creaming their pants."
(Skeleton Hearth): Shuyin says, "Spiritbond lion should give you +1 courage."
(Skeleton Hearth): Leiliadhe says, "*spiritbond manatee* A fear of motor boats
surges through your being."
(Skeleton Hearth): You say, "Spiritbond walrus?"
(Skeleton Hearth): Shuyin says, "Leiliadhe should clearly be the totems envoy."
(Skeleton Hearth): Shuyin says, "She'll have us with so many new spirits."
(Skeleton Hearth): Leiliadhe says, "Walrus would be awesome."
(Skeleton Hearth): Leiliadhe says, "Tusk impale."
(Skeleton Hearth): Shuyin says, "Ability to swallow fish whole?"
(Skeleton Hearth): Leiliadhe says, "+10% damage vs. merians."
(Skeleton Hearth): Shuyin says, "Also jump through rings, clap, and play the
horn?"
(Skeleton Hearth): Leiliadhe says, "Level 3 faster balance when balancing ball
on your nose."
(Skeleton Hearth): Shuyin says, "Indeed."
(Skeleton Hearth): You say, "Spiritbond walrus "A bucket appears out of thin air
and you compulsively say "I haz a bucket"."
(Skeleton Hearth): Leiliadhe says, "*spiritrelease walrus* Nooooo they be takin'
my bucket."
(Skeleton Hearth): Astraea says, "*spiritbond panda* Mother censor.gif! Did that
bitch just sneeze! Scared the :censor: out of me."
(Skeleton Hearth): Leiliadhe says, "Spiritbond panda would passively give
everyone in the room lover's curse, because you're too cute to hit."
(Skeleton Hearth): Shuyin says, "*spiritbond panda* You roll your eyes
reflexively as you realize you've become a walking asian cliche."
(Skeleton Hearth): Shuyin says, "*wear bamboo hat*."
(Skeleton Hearth): Astraea says, "*spiritbond lemming* hihihihi, ohlook a cliff,
hihihihi, ohlook a cliff, hihihihi...-splat-."
Furien2008-04-21 05:37:07
More fun- spam edited out.

(Celest): Narsrim says, "God frolicking dammit."

(Celest): Gyorn says, "Mis?"

(Celest): Malicia says, "Eh?"

(Celest): Eventru says, "Language, Narsrim."

(Event-rue)

(Celest): Narsrim says, "We put all the champions in the circle (it's unlocked)"

(It was locked for maybe an hour and a half up to this point as far as I could gather)

(Celest): Narsrim says, "And Shikha walked in and just took the piece of the
shield out of the circle."

(Celest): Narsrim says, "We can't kill her because we all have suspect."

(Celest): Narsrim says, "So what the hell do we do?>."
Aison2008-04-21 05:40:11
Srsly, Champion abusing status like that. Ridiculous.
Rika2008-04-21 05:41:06
QUOTE(Furien @ Apr 21 2008, 05:33 PM) 504137
Thing


Yeah, that made me feel so bad. sad.gif

And who are you? suspicious.gif
Aison2008-04-21 05:43:31
Brunel!
Munsia2008-04-21 11:07:12
Did anyone get a sketch of Aestra? sad.gif I've been dying for one for many many years and the chance comes, I ask for one, but I fear noone got it.
Unknown2008-04-21 12:34:27
(Market): Zupa says, "Looking for free gold."
Saran2008-04-21 13:12:53
The Portal of Fate flashes as Saraneth steps through, now ready to begin a fresh life in Lusternia.

epic fail sad.gif