Kharaen tells you, "I'm in Glom cause I'm EMOOOOOO."

Well somebody finally admitted it.

You tell Urazial Inseira, the Enthralled, "Lol."

You tell Urazial Inseira, the Enthralled, "I minimized Nexus to look
something up and came back to two aberrants gnawing on me."

Urazial tells you, "Sweet. I wish I could do that :/."

You tell Urazial Inseira, the Enthralled, "Orclach resistances, 116.96
fullplate, 107.79 greathelm."

You tell Urazial Inseira, the Enthralled, "And I'm Trans everything that
matters."

Urazial tells you, "Oh yeah? I'm Trans pissy bastard, but if I wasn't paying
attention to two aberrants I'd look back at the screen to see Urazial's poor
furrikin remains getting teabagged >.<."

You tell Urazial Inseira, the Enthralled, "I lol'd RL."

Urazial tells you, ":B."

You say to Jethri, the Glassblower, "You suck."

Jethri, the Glassblower tells you, "Actually, I'll have you know that I blow. I am a glassblower after all."

Awesome!

>_>

Arix Carthan, Tender of the Swarms says, "With a broken nose."

You remove 1 arnica, bringing the total in the Rift to 675.
You chew an arnica bud, then spread it on your head.
The arnica bud has no discernable effect.

Arix Carthan, Tender of the Swarms says, "Broken nose."

You say, "A broken nose."

You say, "With a broken nose."

You remove 1 arnica, bringing the total in the Rift to 674.
You chew an arnica bud, then spread it on your head.
The arnica bud has no discernable effect.

Arix Carthan, Tender of the Swarms says, "With a broken nose."

You remove 1 arnica, bringing the total in the Rift to 673.

You chew an arnica bud, then spread it on your head.
The arnica bud has no discernable effect.

Arix Carthan, Tender of the Swarms says, "Weird."

You whip a huge damascene steel waraxe through the air in front of Arix, to no
effect.
Cleaving through his defenses, you make a slow deadly strike at Arix's left leg
with a huge damascene steel waraxe. With an elegant stroke, you strike his left
leg, knocking him to the ground.

You cuff Arix upside his head.

{*****BALANCE RECOVERED*****}{*****BALANCE RECOVERED*****}
{*****BALANCE RECOVERED*****}{*****BALANCE RECOVERED*****}

You say, "Stop that."

5559h, 1719m, 2610e, 11176w exk-assess arix
You glance over Arix and see that his health is at 2250/3864.
You notice 33 amount of oozing blood.
You assess the bodily wounds as follows:
* Head has no wounds and 0 ruptures.
* Chest has no wounds and 0 ruptures.
* Gut has no wounds and 0 ruptures.
* Left arm has no wounds and 0 ruptures.
* Right arm has no wounds and 0 ruptures.
* Left leg has medium wounds and 0 ruptures.
* Right leg has no wounds and 0 ruptures.

You have recovered equilibrium.
{*****EQUILIBRIUM*****} {*****EQUILIBRIUM*****}
{*****EQUILIBRIUM*****} {*****EQUILIBRIUM*****}

In a swift, fluid motion, Arix springs up from his hands to land crouched on his
feet.

You say, "On second thought, I shouldn't have done that with the waraxe."

You say to Arix, "Sorry about that."

You glance over Arix and see that his health is at 3864/3864.
You assess the bodily wounds as follows:
* Head has no wounds and 0 ruptures.
* Chest has no wounds and 0 ruptures.
* Gut has no wounds and 0 ruptures.
* Left arm has no wounds and 0 ruptures.
* Right arm has no wounds and 0 ruptures.
* Left leg has medium wounds and 0 ruptures.
* Right leg has no wounds and 0 ruptures.

You ask Arix, "Check your wounds for me?"

wp axe
It is a two-handed weapon.
Damage: 380 Precision: 319 Speed: 201

Arix takes some salve from a vial and rubs it on his legs.

Arix Carthan, Tender of the Swarms says, "Wounds are fun."

You ask Arix, "What was the wound level?"

Arix Carthan, Tender of the Swarms says, "Medium."

You ask Arix, "Did you get a number?"

Arix Carthan, Tender of the Swarms says, "744."

-l arix
He is a ferocious loboshigaru and He is completely naked.


You say, "No wonder, you're naked."

Arix points accusingly at a white crushed velvet robe embroidered with roses and
vines.

Arix points accusingly at a pair of silky green boxers.

Arix Carthan, Tender of the Swarms says, "Am not."

You tell Arix Carthan, Tender of the Swarms, "L arix He is a ferocious
loboshigaru and He is completely naked."

Arix takes some salve from a vial and rubs it on his head.

You tell Arix Carthan, Tender of the Swarms, "Lolwhut?"

Arix tells you, "Ohhhhh."

You tell Arix Carthan, Tender of the Swarms, "Dude."

You tell Arix Carthan, Tender of the Swarms, "Seriously."

Arix tugs at his clothing and furtively shifts from foot to foot.

Arix runs briefly in place, so fast his feet become but a blur.

You tell Arix Carthan, Tender of the Swarms, "I don't even hit level 40 n00bs
for 700 wounds. Well, none that ever lived to check their wounds >_>"

Arix takes a drink from a sapphire vial.

Arix tells you, "I'm wearing greatrobes though."

You tell Arix Carthan, Tender of the Swarms, "LOLWUT."

-assess arix
You glance over Arix and see that his health is at 3864/3864.
You assess the bodily wounds as follows:
* Head has no wounds and 0 ruptures.
* Chest has no wounds and 0 ruptures.
* Gut has no wounds and 0 ruptures.
* Left arm has no wounds and 0 ruptures.
* Right arm has no wounds and 0 ruptures.
* Left leg has no wounds and 0 ruptures.
* Right leg has no wounds and 0 ruptures.
5559h, 1696m, 2610e, 11176w xk-
You have recovered equilibrium.

Arix tells you, "And a pack, and shorts, and freesias."

You tell Arix Carthan, Tender of the Swarms, "Can I hit you again?"

Arix tells you, "And like a bunch of random jewelry."

Arix tells you, "Yeah."

You whip a huge damascene steel waraxe through the air in front of Arix, to no
effect.
Cleaving through his defenses, you make a slow deadly strike at Arix's left leg
with a huge damascene steel waraxe. You strike his left leg, mangling a major
artery that explodes blood in all directions. (this is important!)

You have recovered balance on all limbs.

{*****BALANCE RECOVERED*****}{*****BALANCE RECOVERED*****}
{*****BALANCE RECOVERED*****}{*****BALANCE RECOVERED*****}
assess arix
You glance over Arix and see that his health is at 1876/3864.
You notice 146 amount of oozing blood.
You assess the bodily wounds as follows:
* Head has no wounds and 0 ruptures.
* Chest has no wounds and 0 ruptures.
* Gut has no wounds and 0 ruptures.
* Left arm has no wounds and 0 ruptures.
* Right arm has no wounds and 0 ruptures.
* Left leg has medium wounds and 0 ruptures.
* Right leg has no wounds and 0 ruptures.

Arix Carthan, Tender of the Swarms says, "The robes are 58 cutting and 49
blunt."

Arix Carthan, Tender of the Swarms says, "Huh, 744 again."

Arix Carthan, Tender of the Swarms says, "Out of mending."

You give an onyx vial to Arix.

Arix takes some salve from a vial and rubs it on his legs.

Arix Carthan, Tender of the Swarms says, "Crap."

You say, "What."

Arix Carthan, Tender of the Swarms says, "Must be something else."

Arix turns pallid and drops to the ground.
You have slain Arix.
Your karma falls in response to your deeds.
The voice of Avechna whispers in your mind a warning about initiating combat
with Arix.

{*****KILLING BLOW:ARIX*****} {*****KILLING BLOW:ARIX*****}
{*****KILLING BLOW:ARIX*****} {*****KILLING BLOW:ARIX*****}


You tell Arix Carthan, Tender of the Swarms, "Oh ..."

(The Daughters of Attai): Flacarealah (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Forging is fun."

I just died a little inside...

To be fair, she was being sarcastic.

All the same, forging is about as enjoyable as placing your hand in a supercharged blender.

Hey, with a hammer, it actually isn't that bad if you're not going for insane stats. Except everyone wants needs insane stats.

I keep saying that...

Fixed.

(House Aurendil): Narsrim (from an Aetherbubble) says, "Shaddus: Son, apologize to your mother! Son: *sip crotamine*."

Under a dark root.
The hypnotic scent of roses lingers in the air, permeating the terrain in an
array of sweet aromas from a healing shrine of Viravain nearby. The first
impression of this area is the thick smoke that obscures everything. This
underground room consists of hollowed-out dirt walls, the soil packed back until
there is a circle barely five feet across to stand in. The walls of the chamber
are supported by great columns, looking like the wrinkled fingers or legs of a
giant. On closer inspection the forks in these structures and the occasional
tubers mark these wooden structures to be the roots of a great tree, which must
still exist some distance above on the surface. Indeed, the various roots move
upwards to meet at a giant root that forms the ceiling of the chamber. On the
floor an area of dirt has been burrowed into to create a fire pit, in which a
small fire lies. One of the tree-roots branches downwards into the centre of the
chamber above the fire, and has been blackened and tarred by the fire-smoke.
Suspended from the large black root hangs a large black cauldron. Dressed in
liquid shadows, Rowena Nightshade stands here regally poised. His brow deeply
furrowed, a thoughtful scholar paces back and forth here. Spirit Warden Xenthos
An'Ryshe, the Ebon Strategist is here. He wields a spider-hilted rapier in each
hand. Mistress of the Night, Shayle d'Iasani Treeripper is here, shrouded. She
wields a glittering athame with an onyx rose inlay in her left hand. Nyemme is
here, pondering thoughtfully.
You see exits leading north and east.

Hawt