I can only imagine the fun that must be going on in Seren right now.

(Skeleton Hearth): Daem says, "Dylara, you need a theme song."

(Skeleton Hearth): You say, "Oh?"

(Skeleton Hearth): Daem says, "Yes."

(Skeleton Hearth): You say, "Come up with one then. ."

(Skeleton Hearth): Daem says, "DYYYYYYYYLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAA, SHE'S SOOOOOOO COOOOOOOOLLL, THIS IS HER THEEEEMMMEEEE SOOOOONNNNGGGG."

(Skeleton Hearth): Daem says, "I'm bad at writing things."

Considering that Serenwilde is transgender central, I don't think they'd be kicking that much of a fuss.

It was actually pretty quiet, from what I saw. Just a comment to look at HELP NAMES. Funnily enough, not one thing about that he was an Illithoid.

Eep, didn't notice he was illithoid.

Anyway, probably not worth the trouble of getting him in shape-- it's a pretty obvious troll.

You give ethereal robes of moon-pale silk to Ribbonweaver Nejii Talnara, Final
Phase.

You say, "Wrong robes."

You laughingly say, "Those are my splendors."

Ribbonweaver Nejii Talnara, Final Phase exclaims to you, "Wear them then!"

Ribbonweaver Nejii Talnara, Final Phase says to you, "Less stripping, more
wearing!"

You say, "Ardmore made me do it."

Aanark places both hands over his eyes, blocking the world from sight.

Ribbonweaver Nejii Talnara, Final Phase says, "A...-Ardmore!?"

You say, "Um, yes."

Ribbonweaver Nejii Talnara, Final Phase says, "Why Ardmore?"

Ribbonweaver Nejii Talnara, Final Phase says, "Actually I don't want to know."

Nejii shudders violently.

You say, "What? We were sparring!"

You say, "He gave me vestiphobia!"

Ribbonweaver Nejii Talnara, Final Phase says, "Why the Nil would you take your
robes off for - ohhhhhh."

You say to Nejii, "What did you -think- it was?"

Nejii shudders violently.

Trolling for a minute...

Someone's jealous.

( ): Marcalo says, "Your boned if Ialie goes against you."

( ): Marcalo says, "She'll sick rainbows and kittens on you."

I thought the rest was funny too.

(House Aurendil): Enero says, "Write an auto-mudsexer and sell it on forums, you'll earn more than writing an auto beggar."

(House Aurendil): Malicia (from the Astral Plane) says, "Hehe."

(House Aurendil): Forren (from the Water Elemental Plane) says, "I can do that."

(House Aurendil): Forren (from the Water Elemental Plane) says, "!"

(House Aurendil): Ilyarin (from the Aetherways) says, "No, Forren."

(House Aurendil): Ilyarin (from the Aetherways) says, "You already have."

(House Aurendil): Ilyarin (from the Aetherways) says, ":/."

(House Aurendil): Forren (from the Water Elemental Plane) says, "Shh don't give out my screts."

(House Aurendil): Forren (from the Water Elemental Plane) says, "Secrets*."

(House Aurendil): Forren (from the Water Elemental Plane) says, "Bad illy bad."

(House Aurendil): Ilyarin (from the Aetherways) says, "Sorry. ."

(House Aurendil): Ilyarin (from the Aetherways) says, "Can I have it though?"

(House Aurendil): Enero says, "OK, don't make me post this on Forums."

(House Aurendil): Ilyarin (from the Aetherways) says, "Die."

(House Aurendil): Forren (from the Water Elemental Plane) says, "Lol."

(House Aurendil): Talkan (from the Aetherways) says, "^(%w) says, "I'm so horny! And look at me, I have perky bosums and a cute button nose! {bitchslap %1}."

(House Aurendil): Talkan (from the Aetherways) says, "Written."

(House Aurendil): Forren (from the Water Elemental Plane) says, "Ily - can't do it manual?"

(House Aurendil): Ilyarin (from the Aetherways) says, "I only have /two/ hands, Forren."

It's so OOC, but we were on Xion, alone... and Nydekion was doing some quester thing, so we were just kinda standing around waiting.

When:

Malicia sucks thoughtfully on a forestal pipe.

Lady Malicia La'Saet asks you, "What do you think, Watson?"

You chuckle long and heartily at Malicia.

You suck thoughtfully upon a glimmering ivory pipe.

Malicia sucks thoughtfully on a forestal pipe.

You say, "It is elementary."

Lady Malicia La'Saet says, "Indeed."

You say, "Mm. Indeed."

You need to be banned from this section, Aison!

You're lucky I don't post what Jigan's dog hears. It's amusing what he hears. What, with you and Nydekion off hunting alone.

That's dirty.

Message #5451 Sent by: Zia
10/28 23:33 "Happy birthday!"
Message #5452 Sent by: Ralteer
10/28 23:33 "Happy birthday."
Message #5453 Sent by: Linwe
10/28 23:33 "Happy Birthday!"
Message #5454 Sent by: Alianna
10/28 23:33 "Happy birthday YOU OLD LOSER!"
Message #5455 Sent by: Jin
10/28 23:34 "Happy Birthday! Hahaaa!"
Message #5456 Sent by: Sarrasri
10/28 23:35 "Happy birthday!"

...spot the difference?

EDIT: Every smartarse that PMed or IMed me with something about exclamation marks loses 5 points.

that you actually typed the words "suck pipe" out of the blue is what amuses the hell outta me!!

I thought it was cute.

Resion tells you, "Can you take us to the astrosphere, now?"

You tell Chorist Resion, of the Starlit Overture, "I've been called to enchant a
statue for the city but as soon as I'm done we'll get you two taken care of
alright?"

Resion tells you, "Okay Mrs. Dekoven."



Some novices are too darn cute

Haha Mrs Dekoven