Meliana has declared you a formal enemy of the Divine Order of Eventru, Crown of the Exalted.

Pft.. And?

Yeah, if you're Magnagoran, Celest will enemy you to the Orders of their Divine just for shrine effects, so it's hardly a big deal

Yeah, but Eventru is too much of a puss to put a shrine outside the city

I remember when one of my alts was enemied to the Celestines for killing merians in Bondaro. And no there is no Celestine rule about protecting the merians! Sort of amusing.

Doman tells you, "-smooch-."

Doman tells you, "AH@!"

Doman tells you, "Ignore."

Heh, I was enemied almost right out of the portal, because I was a novice ninjakari, asking questions about the light at the pool. Some random paladin enemied me because he thought I was mocking Celest, when I was merely curious.

Hell, Rika enemied me to seren, because I was.. get this.. INFLUENCING FAETHORN KNIGHTS WITH BEGGING

Yes, that's right.

Sounds like you deserved it. Should be hunted to the far corners of the Basin for that.

Don't influence any fae at all during the time when Iytha was most active in stealing them? Or... just don't influence them at all.

Sometimes somepeople bashout the poor Tosha monks.

I was enemied to Celest on Jack because I was just stood there.

Okay, I was sent there to kill a Paladin... in wartime... and I was in a room with another Magnagoran who was enemied...

BUT I HADN'T DONE ANYTHING YET

You publicly insulted Eventru. Seems reasonable you'd be enemied to the order.

But, you know, we could enemy anyone for saying that they hate rabbits. And it wouldn't really matter.

And we don't put shrines outside the city 'cause Eventru doesn't have enough essence yet. Not to mention there are only ten people in the order, 2 of which actually fight. It's too small right now and would be too stressful to maintain shrines outside the city.

So who you calling a puss? Fain doesn't even bother putting shrines outside Mag anymore.

says (10:58 AM):
I should run for seneschal and promise cybering to all people that vote for me

He probably said "hearing", but it's so much funnier if I imagine he said "wearing" .

why its good to read room descriptions in an area you've never been.

Within the cranial cavity of an enormous skull.
You see exits leading north, south, and down.

e

Jutting ledge above a pit of bubbling lava.
Narrow tunnels open onto a stone ledge that juts precariously outwards over a
flaming lake of lava, which bubbles and smokes slowly. The stone is pocked with
holes and crevices, hissing scalding blasts of stinking sulfuric steam. Crude
ritual carvings have been engraven into the walls where the tunnel and ledge
meet, depicting abominable horrors that lurk deep beneath the surface of the
world. A bright orange-red glow bathes everything from the fiery lake below,
suffused with incredible heat. Hypnotic swirls flow within the lava, tempting
the unwary to abandon all sanity and cast themselves in to certain death.
You see exits leading west and down.

d

Deep within the bubbling, fiery magma.
You see a single exit leading up.
The fiery lava burns into your skin, blackening your flesh and searing it away.
The licking flames greedily devour your insides and gnaw through your bones,
leaving naught but the ruins of a burnt corpse of your once-living form.
You have been slain by a burning lake of lava.
The corpse of a monstrous gravedigger falls out of your inventory.
A long noose and rope falls out of your inventory.

Maybe I should of noticed the section that read (A bright orange-red glow bathes everything from the fiery lake below,
suffused with incredible heat. Hypnotic swirls flow within the lava, tempting
the unwary to abandon all sanity and cast themselves in to certain death.)

Guess you didn't need the noose after all!

Sixty years and still effective... how strong did you make those things?

Removing one letter from each word is not an accent.

Lusssssssternia needsssssss more ssssssssssnake people.

SSSSSSSrSSSSSSSSly.

lol

He actually does it pretty well most of the time. Granted, I understand, but when you can't hear and can only type, you have to make do.