Quotes 4

by Terentia

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Bashara2008-04-28 04:36:50
QUOTE
Urazial tells you, "You can do eet."

You tell Urazial Inseira, the Enthralled, "It's the eye of the tiger!"

Urazial tells you, "It's the thrill of the fight?"

You tell Urazial Inseira, the Enthralled, "Duh!"

You tell Urazial Inseira, the Enthralled, "Duh duh duh!"

You tell Urazial Inseira, the Enthralled, "Duh duh duh!"

You tell Urazial Inseira, the Enthralled, "Duh duh duhhhhhhhhh!"

You tell Urazial Inseira, the Enthralled, "Duh!"

You tell Urazial Inseira, the Enthralled, "Duh duh duh!"

You tell Urazial Inseira, the Enthralled, "Duh duh duh!"

You tell Urazial Inseira, the Enthralled, "Duh duh duhhhhhhhhh!"

Urazial tells you, "F-censor.gif-r. I spewed coke on my keyboard >.<."

You tell Urazial Inseira, the Enthralled, "Rofl."

Urazial tells you, "Bleh. i need to make a post for the Shadowdancers."

You tell Urazial Inseira, the Enthralled, "The burden of responsibility."

Urazial tells you, "I got no position or responsibilities, but I did contest
Lei."

You tell Urazial Inseira, the Enthralled, "Lei?"

You tell Urazial Inseira, the Enthralled, "Oh Leilwhatserface. I can't spell."

Urazial tells you, "Yeah. Leiliadhe."

Urazial tells you, "Yeah, that's the one. And since I did, ."

Urazial tells you, "So now Urazial must lay down his digital pimp hand in
newsboard form."

You tell Urazial Inseira, the Enthralled, "*popsyourcollar*."

Urazial tells you, "Ever since I can remember I've been popping my collar."

You tell Urazial Inseira, the Enthralled, "Ever since I can remember I've been
workin these hoes and they betta put my money and my hand."



Enchantment recharges: 58g
Great Rune of the Vernal Night: 600cr
Friends who make staying up past 2 AM totally worth it: priceless happy.gif
Unknown2008-04-28 05:10:24
Where are you buying enchant recharges for 232% of their normal price?
Arin2008-04-28 07:16:59
232%?

Charges for me are at 30gp!
Ashteru2008-04-28 08:50:16
QUOTE(Bashara @ Apr 28 2008, 04:36 AM) 506920
Enchantment recharges: 58g
Great Rune of the Vernal Night: 600cr
Friends who make staying up past 2 AM totally worth it: priceless happy.gif

Love that song. The poppin my collar one.
Ever since I can remember I been showin my colors, showin my colors..
Urazial2008-04-28 15:23:08
Note to self- let pimp hand rest so I can save it for Bashy and his big mouf tongue.gif
Tervic2008-04-28 19:09:24
QUOTE(Everiine @ Apr 25 2008, 07:49 PM) 506132
rolleyes.gif Tsk tsk tsk, silly, we don't enemy people for walking INTO Faethorn, we enemy them for not walking OUT, or doing so with Fae in tow. content.gif

What I find amusing is that I can be sitting at the Master Ravenwood while there are raids going on and NOBODY CARES! People are like "ohai, how's it going? I'll be right back after I go squish some bad people". I probably should have quoted it, but eh. Summary is thus:

Me: *enter archway from Faethorn* (sees a massive load of people)
Me: Ummm... big party?
Glom: Nah, we're getting raided.
Me: Oh I see. I guess I'll leave now.
Gloms in unison: Oh no, please stay and have tea and cookies with us! (ok, not quite like that but the gist is the same).
Me: ...........meep?

I was entertained/amazed/shocked/stunned/OMGWTBRAINZPWNT at how 10019032714% different the Glom attitude is from even a RL year ago.
I wonder if I could do the same in EtherSeren?
Arix2008-04-28 22:12:04
Well, as far as I know you ARE Celestian, so if you showed up in Etherseren while they were raiding, they'd probably make you help.

You know, cuz of Celenwilde and all
Unknown2008-04-28 22:27:35
Yeah, we even issue them the standard issue Celenwilde boxers ™, with dancing fishhead squirrels.

Desitrus2008-04-28 22:28:53
QUOTE(Sojiro @ Apr 28 2008, 05:27 PM) 507116
Yeah, we even issue them the standard issue Celenwilde boxers ™, with dancing fishhead squirrels.


And spinnas. Cause when the zerg stops, fishsquirrels keep on spinnin.
Rika2008-04-28 22:57:56
(The Daughters of Attai): You say, "I'd be pro-nature."
Jigan tells you, "((Sorry, I read that as "Prostitute" instead of "pro-nature" -.-))"
Diamondais2008-04-29 00:26:32

You tell Spirit Warden Exeryte, Keeper of the Bones, "Oops, where'd you go?"
Exeryte tells you, "You sprinted away from me!"
Exeryte tells you, "Heeelp."
You tell Spirit Warden Exeryte, Keeper of the Bones, "...Where are you?"
You rub an etched pearl ring and it begins to glow with a pulsating light. You open up a window in the cosmic fabric and search out Exeryte. Through the cosmic window, you see Exeryte at the Stairs of the Last Nine.
Exeryte tells you, "I don't know help me Dylara."
You tell Spirit Warden Exeryte, Keeper of the Bones, "...You're on Avechna silly."
Exeryte tells you, "I am at some big steps."
Exeryte tells you, "Do I climb them."
Exeryte tells you, "Why is there water on the steps?"
Exeryte tells you, "Can I drink it."

When GA's play at being novices. confused.gif It was cute. wub.gif
Ethelon2008-04-29 01:14:30
(Avante Garde): Revan (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Oh ethy he's so
fine, he's so fine he blows my mind hey ethy! uh uh hey ethy!"




SEE! People do like me!
Unknown2008-04-29 01:19:09
QUOTE(Desitrus @ Apr 28 2008, 03:28 PM) 507117
And spinnas. Cause when the zerg stops, fishsquirrels keep on spinnin.


QUOTE
A white seagull glides in on a salty wind, drops a letter into your hands, then
majestically soars away back.

You read what is written on an elegant white letter:
Greetings Shuyin!

This is your complimentary pair, don't forget to PROBE.


Made of a soft silk dyed a deep, buttery yellow, these feminine boxers
have been sewn together with delicate stitches. Prints of flowers, some
up to an inch and a half wide, are scattered across the silk, slightly
lighter in colour than the rest of the boxers. Scattered among the
flowers in the empty spots are delicate little butterflies, some with
rounded wings, some pointed, some no larger than a thumbnail and some as
big as the larger flowers. The waist draws in with a silken ribbon
threaded through the hem, and ties at the centre in front. The bottom of
the boxers rests mid-thigh, fairly loose all around the legs.
Embroidered on it are the words:
Celenwilde


I expect my spinners are in the mail as well now.
Arix2008-04-29 01:31:29
Ummm, I appreciate the shorts, but I'm not a Seren or a Celestian
Unknown2008-04-29 01:43:57
QUOTE(Ethelon @ Apr 28 2008, 06:14 PM) 507161
SEE! People do like me!


I like you, it's your cubix that holds my ire!

QUOTE(Arix @ Apr 28 2008, 06:31 PM) 507164
Ummm, I appreciate the shorts, but I'm not a Seren or a Celestian


Poor man's mask? For it to work right you can not be wearing anything else though.
Arix2008-04-29 01:56:01
I have access to alcohol at all times, i don't need more excuses to take clothes off
Stangmar2008-04-29 02:31:07
(Magnagora): Neressa says, "Let me explain, first."
3630h, 3530m, 3408e, 10p, 16310en, 16310w elrx-

(Magnagora): Neressa says, "Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside-down. And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air."
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(Magnagora): Neressa says, "In West Philadelphia, born and raised, In the playground is where I spent most of my days. Chillin' out, maxin, relaxin all cool, and shootin' up some B-Ball outside of the school."
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(Magnagora): Neressa says, "When a couple of guys who were up to no good, started making trouble in my neighborhood. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared. She said "You're moving with your auntie and your uncle in Bel-Air.""
3630h, 3530m, 3408e, 10p, 16310en, 16310w elrx-

(Magnagora): Neressa says, "I begged and pleaded with her, day after day, but she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way. She gave me a kiss and she gave me a ticket, I put my walkman on and said "I might as well kick it!""
3630h, 3530m, 3408e, 10p, 16310en, 16310w elrx-

(Magnagora): Neressa says, "First class, yo, this is bad. Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass? Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like? Hmm.... this might be alright."
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(Magnagora): Neressa says, "But wait I hear they're prissy, booze, wine and all that. Is this the type of place they should send it's cool cat? I don't think so, see when I get there, I hope they're prepared for the Prince of Bel-Air!"
3630h, 3530m, 3408e, 10p, 16310en, 16310w elrx-

(Magnagora): Neressa says, "Well uh, the plane landed and when I came out, There was a dude who looked like a cop standin' there with my name out. I ain't tryin' to get arrested yet I just got here, I sprang with the quickness like lightning and disappeared."
3630h, 3530m, 3408e, 10p, 16310en, 16310w elrx-

(Magnagora): Neressa says, "I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought, "Naw, forget it. Yo homes, to Bel-Air!""
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(Magnagora): Neressa says, "I pulled up to a house about seven or eight, and I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo homes, smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne, as the prince of Bel-Air."
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Marcalo's body becomes momentarily tense, then slowly relaxes as he smiles in his sleep.
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(Magnagora): Yukio says, "Um.."
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(Magnagora): Ralanbek says, "Niceeeeeee."
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(Magnagora): Iytha says, "The nil?"
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(Magnagora): Eyndin says, "Whoa..."
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(Magnagora): Krackenor (from the Earth Elemental Plane) says, "Hmm?"
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Ranadae arrives from the south.
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Ranadae leaves to the north.
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(Magnagora): Amatsemaru says, "Uh. What?"
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(Magnagora): Ralanbek says, "Where is Bel-Air? and who is this fresh prince? We must seek him out and slay him for having such an infectious jingle!"
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Diamondais2008-04-29 02:36:45
laugh.gif Ralenbek's is best.
Shaddus2008-04-29 02:36:52
ninja.gif 'd, but mine is better

Shric tells you, "I don't know what you think of your novices yelling things,
but Neressa has been yelling insanities."
(House n'Kylbar): Kaorin says, "The one who killed me and censor.gif? Well she's back.
As Neressa."

You tell Heir of Songs Shric Diluculo, Prince's Chief Admiral, ".. damn idiots.
What is she yelling?"
Shric tells you, "((Fresh Prince of Belair theme song.))"

You tell Heir of Songs Shric Diluculo, Prince's Chief Admiral, "On a mono, or
else I would summon her."

A monolith sigil prevents you from summoning.
guild ledger summon neressa
A monolith sigil prevents you from summoning.
You say, "Hold on."
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Amatsemaru nods her head emphatically.

(Magnagora): You say, "Neressa. Return to the city."
(Magnagora): You say, "Now."

Shric tells you, "((From an OOC perspective, I'm sorry for you. I'm just saying
what happened.))"
4521h, 2258m, 3297e, 10p, 17060en, 9920w elrxkb-

You tell Heir of Songs Shric Diluculo, Prince's Chief Admiral, "(( heh, it
happens, we get idiot novices all the time))"

Lights bob faintly in the distance, disappearing into the nighttime gloom that
shrouds the city streets.

(Magnagora): Neressa says, "Understood, sir/ma'am."
4521h, 2408m, 3297e, 10p, 17060en, 9920w elrxkb-

Iytha tells you, "She's in the portal room. What's up?"

Your pipe has gone cold and dark.
(Magnagora): You say, "The word you seek is "Sohei"."

(Magnagora): Neressa says, "Let me explain, first."
4521h, 2708m, 3297e, 10p, 17060en, 9920w elrxkb-

(Magnagora): Neressa says, "Now this is a story all about how my life got
flipped, turned upside-down. And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right
there, I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air."
4521h, 2708m, 3297e, 10p, 17060en, 9920w elrxkb-

(Magnagora): Neressa says, "In West Philadelphia, born and raised, In the
playground is where I spent most of my days. Chillin' out, maxin, relaxin all
cool, and shootin' up some B-Ball outside of the school."
4521h, 2708m, 3297e, 10p, 17060en, 9920w elrxkb-

(Magnagora): Neressa says, "When a couple of guys who were up to no good,
started making trouble in my neighborhood. I got in one little fight and my mom
got scared. She said "You're moving with your auntie and your uncle in
Bel-Air.""
4521h, 2708m, 3297e, 10p, 17060en, 9920w elrxkb-

(Market): Sylvanis says, "Have 40 sugar, at 5 per."
4521h, 2708m, 3297e, 10p, 17060en, 9920w elrxkb-

(Magnagora): Neressa says, "I begged and pleaded with her, day after day, but
she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way. She gave me a kiss and she gave me
a ticket, I put my walkman on and said "I might as well kick it!""
4521h, 2708m, 3297e, 10p, 17060en, 9920w elrxkb-

(Magnagora): Neressa says, "First class, yo, this is bad. Drinking orange juice
out of a champagne glass? Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmm.... this might be alright."
4521h, 2708m, 3297e, 10p, 17060en, 9920w elrxkb-

(Magnagora): Neressa says, "But wait I hear they're prissy, booze, wine and all
that. Is this the type of place they should send it's cool cat? I don't think
so, see when I get there, I hope they're prepared for the Prince of Bel-Air!"
4521h, 2708m, 3297e, 10p, 17060en, 9920w elrxkb-

(Magnagora): Neressa says, "Well uh, the plane landed and when I came out, There
was a dude who looked like a cop standin' there with my name out. I ain't tryin'
to get arrested yet I just got here, I sprang with the quickness like lightning
and disappeared."
4521h, 2708m, 3297e, 10p, 17060en, 9920w elrxkb-

(Magnagora): Neressa says, "I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the
license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could
say that this cab was rare, but I thought, "Naw, forget it. Yo homes, to
Bel-Air!""
4521h, 2708m, 3297e, 10p, 17060en, 9920w elrxkb-

(Magnagora): Neressa says, "I pulled up to a house about seven or eight, and I
yelled to the cabbie, "Yo homes, smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom, I was
finally there, to sit on my throne, as the prince of Bel-Air."
4521h, 2708m, 3297e, 10p, 17060en, 9920w elrxkb-

(Magnagora): Yukio says, "Um.."
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(Magnagora): Ralanbek says, "Niceeeeeee."
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(House n'Kylbar): Amatsemaru says, "Cna I please uncitizen."
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(Magnagora): Iytha says, "The nil?"
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(Magnagora): Eyndin says, "Whoa..."
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tell iytha suicided

(Magnagora): Krackenor (from the Earth Elemental Plane) says, "Hmm?"
readlog magnagora
2008/04/29 00:23:23 - Neressa stepped out of the Portal of Fate as a citizen.
2008/04/29 00:30:45 - Kargon stepped out of the Portal of Fate as a citizen.
2008/04/29 01:19:58 - Dracol stepped out of the Portal of Fate as a citizen.
2008/04/29 01:35:25 - Dracol quit the city.
2008/04/29 02:08:03 - Credits: +10. Reason: Citizen purchase.
2008/04/29 02:15:10 - Estwald sang a song of inspiration in the Land of the
Demon Lords.
2008/04/29 02:23:39 - Neressa is now known as Neara.


(Magnagora): Amatsemaru says, "Uh. What?"
Mukyu Neara, Apprentice of the Way (Female Loboshigaru).
She is 22 years old, having been born on the 3rd of Vestian, 183 years after the
Coming of Estarra.
She is unranked in Lusternia.
She is an extremely credible character.
She is a Serf in the Mighty Province of Magnagora.
She is a Freshman Novice in the Ninjakari.
She is currently enrolled as a Student in the College of Necromantic & Tainted
Research.
She is a Vagrant in the Fellowship of Explorers.
She is surrounded by the Grace of Innocence.
She is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.
She is not currently active in any family.

You eject Neara from the Ninjakari.

(Magnagora): Ralanbek says, "Where is Bel-Air? and who is this fresh prince? We
must seek him out and slay him for having such an infectious jingle!"

guild enemy neara we do not allow insanity in our guild, thank you VERY much
You declare Neara to be a formal enemy of the Ninjakari Guild.
Doman2008-04-29 04:19:39
...I smell 4chan.